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Remembering Charlie And Getting Caught Up

• Team T4 • Episode 44

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As we gather around the microphone, Heavy D and I, Rhino, invite you to share in the laughter and sorrow that stitches the fabric of our lives. We open our hearts with a tribute to Charlie, my late brother-in-law and the creative force behind our podcast visuals, whose memory lives on through video games and fantasy football tales. From there, we navigate the domestic battlefield of a malfunctioning fridge, unpack the highs and lows of parenting, and synchronize the whirlwind of our kids' sports agendas. It's a reflection of real life, where the profound and playfully absurd coalesce, offering a candid glimpse into our world.

Step into the ring for our Wrestling Mania match predictions, where the drama unfolds beyond the ropes. We debate the intricacies of a potential heel turn for Roman Reigns and the underutilization of Bailey, while also paying homage to the legendary Rey Mysterio and his unforgettable entrances. Our wrestling rundown isn't just about the spandex and the spectacle; it's a conversation about the evolving characters and story arcs that keep fans like us on the edge of our seats. Plus, we don't shy away from the everyday challenges, sharing our own workplace escapades and the stress of youth sports that could lead to burnout.

To cap off our eclectic dialogue, we delve into a variety of topics from TV shows that have captured our imaginations, like "The Last of Us," to the intricacies of navigating family health. We weigh in on the latest industry gossip and the unforeseen consequences of weight loss drugs, all while maintaining our signature blend of humor and sincerity. Wrapping up with a nod to our loyal patrons, we celebrate the journey of growth and change that each episode brings. Join us, Heavy D and Rhino, for an episode that's as much about cherishing the little victories as it is about wrestling with life's challenges. (All of our descriptions are done with AI, So enjoy them as much as we do)

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D:

On your break. Today, me and Rhino are in studio all by ourselves kicking it old school. We talk about everything from wrestling to parenting, and we also pay tribute to our great friend and my brother-in-law that passed away this weekend. That's right. A couple poop stories for Charlie. All right time to clock out for lunch. Welcome into a paid lunch. Thanks for being your break with us. I'm heavy D with me, as always it.

Ryno:

Wow, you know what happened there? We haven't recorded in a month. See for guy who the fuck I?

D:

was you know what I almost done what. Say Andy P. I almost introduced AndyP. I was like whoa hold up Rhino's here. Nobody else is here, because everybody else. Well, we well, I mean we stopped recording, yeah.

Ryno:

We're here happening location.

D:

We're not cool anymore. Well, my fridge is out, so how many food I?

Ryno:

Opened that thing, man Good, that smells awful.

D:

Did you? Why'd you open it?

Ryno:

I forgot, oh my god, as you said it. Now, your kitchen smells bad.

D:

Oh my god, it was a time capsule, dude, we got a. We're cleaning the freezer out tomorrow Like it's a time man. There's me. It's gonna be rotted. The cat's gonna be in it. It's already rotted, the cats gonna be in it?

Ryno:

Yeah, let's go. Let you know that I don't. There's anything in there worth saving.

D:

No, no it smells really bad. Oh, there's eggs and shit in there too. Yeah, man, we got back for that.

Ryno:

I'm just gonna, I can bring you some yeah.

D:

I'm just gonna burn that fridge. Probably can I sleep this stuff in there when they come pick it up. When they come, there would be some fucking mad. I'm gonna be dude.

Ryno:

You ought to go waft it.

D:

No, I can't believe all that that happened. That's a. There's a wasp or a wasp, not a. The way I said, I was gonna say wasp or be, but you made me say wasp or Wasp.

Ryno:

Uh, I know what the thing we're talking about.

D:

We can only record at 11 o'clock at night. Yes because we have to wait for our families to go to bed because, um, they don't like us.

Ryno:

Part of it is because what I say wasn't entering my child is in 657 sports oh man, yeah in everything, yeah, literally non-stop, three different locations tonight, directly pertaining to some type of sport that he's involved in. Yeah, which is mildly ridiculous. And Listen, I know we've not recorded in a while and Everyone's like, geez, these guys are getting lazy, fuck y'all. They don't know. Nobody knows what they they. Fuck y'all haven't, haven't talked to anybody in a while.

D:

The first four minutes of recording. It's just fuck y'all.

Ryno:

Yeah, yeah, 2024 go away well.

D:

In large parts of 2023 at least you still have Three quarters of the year left.

Ryno:

Yeah, I mean, they won't get no better turn around, it could.

D:

What if, uh, the cubs win the world?

Ryno:

series Not gonna happen, so there's no concerns there.

D:

What if they win? Do what if they win?

Ryno:

40 games. That's what more likely to happen. Yeah, you seem to do date.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

The name beginning of the movie. He's like my dad. I always used to say it's all downhill from here, or it's all uphill, or something. They get into arguing over semantics ever. Which way it is. Whichever way it is, that's like the highway to hail. That's what this is. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's all uphill from here. Yeah, newfound glory, yeah it's pretty bad.

D:

Got super lost in that. Um, we have been off Rino's. Everybody's family has been sick or head surgery recovery ward. It is everybody's, everybody's. Coming back from something. We had coven and the flu, um, and we lost um. Well, we didn't lose him, we know where he's at. Yeah, but uh, charlie, my wife's brother, um that wasn't hurt.

D:

Yeah, he done, he done, he done all our logos and stuff. So all the unpaid lunch art and he's been a page since the beginning and, um, you know he's done all that. I've known him for I guess 15 or 16 years, 16 years I guess, and rhino's known him as long as I have. Yeah, as we were all hanging out uh, done a lot of fantasy football and stuff together and played games A lot of halo. The played a lot of destiny to oh god, all the deaths.

Ryno:

I mean bungee games, just bungee we put so much destiny Larry me. You all played destiny with. I played more halo three.

D:

You played halo three with him. Yeah, we, um, we played so much destiny, me and him and Larry, did I mean we didn't sleep for?

Ryno:

two or three days? How long ago do you think destiny came out?

D:

It has to be ten years.

Ryno:

It is ten years out of the year.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I saw that the other day and I went what the?

D:

f**k. It makes sense, because my kids were still like little so so it was like we were only doing like tea ball. Then back home, god, it was so good God, it was awesome.

Ryno:

There was nothing like fresh freaking RNGesus. I need that f**king Gala Horn destiny, oh baby OG Gala Horn.

D:

When I hopped back into it recently in one of my spurts where I think I'm gonna play video games and yeah, it doesn't exist anymore at our age. No, and the Gala Horn like popped up, it's like a weapon they put back in the game, but it's not like it was.

Ryno:

Like I have to have something I can drop in, drop out of now.

D:

Yeah, like if it has any new in this. I can only play sports games, which is what I'm pumped about, like oh yeah, we're there, we're there, baby.

Ryno:

College football 25. But like right now I've got two games that I'm playing and I've got so much stuff at the hell. Like they just done that HD remaster of the first middle gear oh yeah, literally got it still pretty much like sealed in plastic.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I've had it since Christmas, just because I ain't got time.

D:

Yeah, I literally bought a game. I mean, shout out, chris, that I work with Hail divers, yeah Right, and like, looks good. I told him I was like man, I want to play it with you. Really bad, I really do. I want to play it, I'd love to play it. I was like I'm gonna get it and then we're not gonna play it because we're not gonna play it the same time and then you're gonna be too high level and we're not gonna play together. And he was like no, we'll play. And I was like I, man, it's just $40, I'm gonna buy it. And I swear to God, I should have refunded it because I swear. I was like I didn't get in the first two days because the server was, the servers were jacked, so I didn't get in the first two days, and then the third day he couldn't play. Yeah, and I played by myself a little while and I probably played six or eight hours and then it's over.

Ryno:

Like I'm not played. See, the only thing I like I said it has to be drop in, drop out, like fortnight right now. Yeah, I love fortnight. Like I don't know why, all of a sudden at this, I need to play with your kid. I get to play with my kid yeah, I think that's the biggest thing is mean him get to play a whole lot together, but I actually play more without him than I do with him, which is weird. But once fortnight go away from the whole entire freaking Minecraft, build a tower to stay out of shit and it was just gun play.

Ryno:

I actually enjoy the game now.

D:

It's a fun game.

Ryno:

Plus they added freaking guitar hero.

D:

I didn't even know that. You told me that today you didn't know, so you didn't know the home.

Ryno:

They took a rocket league and added into it as well, I did hear that. It's not, it's just racing with the rocket league mechanic. It's just Roblox. Yeah, it's Roblox, kind of the guitar hero. They call it fortnight festival.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

And basically what they're doing is that, like you know, you have the fortnight item shop. They have, like you know, just the random blah skins that's the ones my kid loves, the random, non-sinsical ones and then you have the licensed material or like they'll come out like off set. In one week you'll have Chris Redfield jump time for resident evil and you'll have all these up with it, so I'm a license whore, like I get all the license until he took over my freaking tag and now he's got like one account.

Ryno:

It's got like 150 skins on it. 90% of it was mine. Pissed me off because I had like everything that was DC and marble on it.

D:

So I've started building, yeah.

Ryno:

So I've started building out on this new account now and I'm up, like future 60 skins on it. But the fortnight festival is literally just it's guitar hero, but you obviously don't have the guitar. So you, where I'm on PC, I can map it to my keyboard and just do the key commands on the keyboard and someone cheesier that way. Yeah, so I'm playing that. But what they've actually came out with their own battle pass, which is like a festival pass for the guitar hero shit, so like the first one they had was the weekend. So like there was a weekend skin that you could buy. Then there was one that you could earn and you had to like level up to life through the whole entire you know level tree to get it and stuff. Not hardly anybody has that weekend skin now. So I'm just like, yes, yes, that's when it feels good. Then this new season's Lady Gaga oh, it's pretty cool, like her skins and stuff and the emotes and stuff is pretty cool.

D:

I just I wish I just played something. I wish I played something, I just don't. The other thing is mad, I'll be playing. I'll be, yeah, I'll be playing. Um WWE comes out Friday, so me and Clay will be playing WWE. I mean, fucking games are $80 now, so I'm playing the W.

Ryno:

I'm playing the game since WWE vs SmackDown.

D:

No, we've been playing them the last couple of years because they got better.

Ryno:

There's like a renaissance in wrestling games.

D:

Yeah, they're. They're better than this year. They brought back throwing weapons because they're doing a lot more that in WWE. I don't know if you noticed like they're throwing chairs and shit again.

Ryno:

So that was the thing that kind of came up the other day I came here, was it me and you talking about being somebody?

D:

I don't think so.

Ryno:

Me and Puckett. Me and Puckett was talking about it. Um, apparently he operates like three days behind. So like he messaged me, I want to say it was my, it was yesterday. What the fucking day is it Tuesday, Monday? He messaged me. He's like dude freaking, the rock is just killing it right now.

D:

So I'm like he operates three days behind, like he did. Oh, he mentioned me that same shit. Yeah, yeah.

Ryno:

He didn't literally didn't watch SmackDown until Monday. Yeah, he's like dude, the rock is killing it right now. I'm like what the fuck did I miss? I'm like scouring the internet. I'm like what did you find? He's like, oh, no, I'm talking about Friday. I'm like bro, you can't do that because now, like you say, the rock's killing the rock is guys own like independent social media.

D:

Yeah, he just pops up and does it.

Ryno:

That he's doing right now and it's like that was better than his actual ring work last week.

D:

Work or shoot.

Ryno:

Oh it's work. Yeah, it's work, 100% work.

D:

I'm excited about it. This is the wrong podcast, I guess.

Ryno:

Everyone thinks the rock is going to turn on Roman. I think the Roman is going to turn on the rock. I do. Yeah, I can absolutely say that he's going to feel threatened, so take it into his own hands.

D:

I feel like I feel like the guys from Shonekiller are going to get mad that I have this take here.

Ryno:

But this take is I'm not arguing with you about how many turnbuckles there are Seth could be a real good healer right now. Oh yeah.

D:

That could happen and that could be delicious.

Ryno:

It can happen quickly.

D:

And it could be delicious. Oh my God, you know how good it would be. It is problematic, yeah, but it would be so good. But you can't have Seth and Drew both heal, no, no, but it would be, so good because Seth is so over that he would still pop as a healer. People would be fucking. He'd be like Roman.

Ryno:

I think he's a waste of a healer right now though. Yeah you're right. I think I mean any given time he can turn it on 100%, but I don't know. There's so much that happened. I feel like we just need to cut like chunks of this out of the other podcast, but like the freaking mood of my ask that Ray came out of, oh dude, that was, I'd say, probably the second best part of the show Friday night.

D:

It was beautiful. I couldn't even do who it was, it was so pretty.

Ryno:

Oh, it was beautiful. I'm asking you, I didn't realize it was a lighter. I've noticed it when I saw it. That's what I thought it was, but I couldn't remember the name.

D:

He's not dying. Let's go to anymore.

Ryno:

The grave is coming out and popping through it Like it is.

D:

It's gonna be and Dom's over. We're gonna get, we're gonna get, we're gonna get. It's gonna be, they gonna be together.

Ryno:

Let's see how many matches are normally at Mania.

D:

Five on night one five on night.

Ryno:

two, yeah, five to six. Let's do this right now.

D:

This is. This is all getting cut and put on. That's fine.

Ryno:

We can do that.

D:

I mean something something works so we're trying to get a wrestler on the podcast, but I don't. I need them to list. I need them to understand how much we love wrestling. I'm worried that they would think we would you know, it's hard to interview a wrestler.

Ryno:

We know on one of these nights it's going to be the Andre the giant man, so that's usually not one rap, or is that not to?

D:

I'll judge that's not one. I'm sure it's open, it's usually not that one.

Ryno:

So we know that's one of them. Day two you know that's Roman, and Cody and Cody. Not one is second Cody.

D:

This is great podcasting.

Ryno:

We're out in this down against Roman and we're sitting out alone.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

Roman and rock. Yeah, okay, I think that the WWE literally hates Bailey. So bad that Bailey will get not one.

D:

Oh, that's for sure.

Ryno:

Bailey EO, not one. She's not even anywhere on the mast head, anywhere on any of the freaking yeah, it's crazy marketing and she's just not getting any love. So we're gonna say Bailey EO. Yo Sky, you think Bailey wins? Yes, yeah, alright. So we got that on the match on not one. So that means not to is Becky and Ria hot. That leaves us with five matches. Drew says oh yeah, drew said that'd be not to.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

Has to be, not to, because the tag on that one At least four matches, so you feel like there's gotta be a tag match. Yeah, For the titles right, it's gonna be a tag title match. Got me intercontinental title match, usa match.

D:

So it's too late to put anybody else in the, because they're having that tournament right. They're doing the tournament for the intercontinental, the tournament to see who, who and Gable.

Ryno:

I think it's gonna be Gable.

D:

I think it's gonna be Gable, because Gable's the only man to beat Gunther, but he beat him on a count out.

Ryno:

So, I think we can both, like it's gonna be dated, yeah that it's gonna be same as a man, but it's gonna be a check.

D:

Yeah, okay, oh no, zane, zane is not gonna win. I don't think Zane can't win because he's gotta go. He's gotta go back by head.

Ryno:

Yeah, I think we're gonna get a hill Sammy before we get a hill set, which could be interesting. All right, three matches, so tag match, us match and then tag for the titles at DIY, or is it?

D:

I think?

Ryno:

it's DIY, it's a I think it's awesome truth.

D:

Yeah, you think it's awesome truth. Really, they gotta.

Ryno:

They have to win a match this weekend, then I think it'll set into it pretty quick. Yeah, our truth is too good right now not to use.

D:

Yeah, I agree. And so judgment. Mike can just carry that whole match and you know how to do truth, don't have to do nothing.

Ryno:

Truth is great. I think we start seeing the distraction of judgment day at Mania.

D:

Yeah, dime cash is or a priest cash is in makes it a triple threat.

Ryno:

I think the priest cat, do you think? At this junction, I think it's perfect for him to cash on drew and you let Seth go do something for a while. Yeah, so what we're gonna say? Cash on drew. Yeah, so we got a US title match and one open match slot.

D:

Who's the US title match that Kevin it's gotta be. I don't know, so we don't know, but Kevin it's gotta be Kevin. Well, if it's Randy can't give Randy a title. You can't give Randy.

Ryno:

Randy's got the lingering issues from elimination.

D:

Can't give Randy a title. Randy can't wrestle anymore.

Ryno:

I don't know.

D:

Dude, he's so tired. He's constantly tired or is he selling it? That he's that tired because, RKO looks clean every time. Mm hmm, let me just say on that Damn Everybody's a war or offset.

Ryno:

And we have team RKO, who, randy and KO. Oh, that fits perfectly.

D:

Great.

Ryno:

RKO. I like that.

D:

Too many face bumps. A lot of people taking face bumps. No match RKO's and Stoners.

Ryno:

You know Logan's gonna have a match.

D:

Yeah, a theory. You'll probably have a match. You're gonna that there's gonna be a feud. It's gonna be theory and Waller or.

Ryno:

Or, and what would be interesting or something along those lines.

D:

Theory and Waller is probably not worth a mania match. Or does Pat get a?

Ryno:

match Pat McAfee in a match. He always gets a match. Yeah, man, I hope they don't give a match he's probably gonna be calling it. I would hope.

D:

Yeah, he was also supposed to call the mania and yeah, I'm not many but rubble he was in, we've seen it. He don't need one. You think he needs one?

Ryno:

I Feel like here very soon we're gonna get a whole lot of triple H versus rock oh.

D:

Really.

Ryno:

Mm-hmm.

D:

Corporate shit.

Ryno:

I think something's coming up.

D:

It's weird that triple H. Does he want to come out of the? Is he want to come out of the zone?

Ryno:

Oh, he can't wrestle, he'll die. Yeah, I know, got a pacemaker but I think For them to show the segments and shit backstage at the press release event and things like that. I Don't think that was by mistake.

D:

No.

Ryno:

I don't think anything they do is. I don't think anything that triple H does is done by mistake. But you know how I feel about triple H. Yeah, dude in my bay, here's my bae.

D:

Well, I think I Think Mania is Coming up way sooner than you like. Realize that's three weeks. Yeah, I think I do some shit real quick. Yeah, figure stuff out, man. I couldn't care any fucking less about. Let's get nijax off the earth. Yeah, like something, jesus, man.

Ryno:

Do they give J to match? What about J? Bianca, I Ain't got time to build that.

D:

J Don't, she don't wrestle.

Ryno:

They keep showing her she don't wrestle.

D:

You can show her. You can show her all you want to she don't wrestle. She doesn't wrestle. She's not a match.

Ryno:

Just the rumble.

D:

Yeah. She just she only power lifted in the rumble, mm-hmm I. Don't know, dude that last run brun breaker's gonna be in in mania somewhere probably an honor of the giant man. Yeah, he's gonna maybe win that yeah. I could see him when it on, because something's got to happen with him, because he's gonna get push as soon as possible. Give a stoner a belt.

Ryno:

Throw him the goon through.

D:

Well, that would be everybody wants to see that that would be fun.

Ryno:

I mean what they were going through, brock and everything that bronze done at this point. Yeah and a Brock replacement.

D:

Yeah, which I kind of hate because that's you know not who he is. Same body top, though. Hey did you see him squash that kid that Literally how insulting it what he wasn't, it was somebody real to him. It was a.

Ryno:

Yeah, who's up? Simone Lenny. I was like man somewhere related to the PowerPoint. That is uh, I love that they just call that the PowerPoint now. It's so good. I.

D:

Don't a.

Ryno:

PowerPoint family tree.

D:

I don't know why it looked like that, like it did look like a power looks like something I built for like a Thursday business.

Ryno:

It does, bro yeah well, and now we're back to work.

D:

That's a segue, and now we're back. That's a segue in the business. Has work improved for you? I?

Ryno:

I do have something to share which I think is pretty awesome. There's one gentleman that worked with us that I have nothing but love for, has been on my team for it's probably approaching a year. Shane will give you a shout out, don't know if you listen. I know some of the others on the team, dude, and they may be able to point you in this direction, but I had some of my team quit. No one came from quitting their job, including me. He's gonna be working like setting up a couple offices and things like that per sensing pretty sweet gig. I know he's had some concerns about the health of his wife and things like that, so I think it's gonna give him more opportunity to be able to work with that and, you know, take care of her and do what he needs to do.

D:

You know how I feel about it anyway kudos to Shane.

Ryno:

Yeah, that's, I'm glad I'm not even mad.

D:

Let's support it and endorse it especially if he's gonna be doing something better. I mean, you know, always happy.

Ryno:

You can already tell plans that he's happy. He's so much happier. He didn't give the full two weeks notice, he gave one.

D:

Well, that's that's acceptable.

Ryno:

I don't know. I feel like we need to critique him on that. Like me, as his employer, I'm, like you know, two weeks would have been nice, me sitting here at this table. Off my man, you should just fucking dunked on me, just like fuck you. Yeah, walk down.

D:

Yeah, I'm done with this place. I have to rehire you, bullshit another thing.

Ryno:

Oh, it's so cringy, so this week for my workplace I'm gonna save this piece of paper. That's a bit wrestle money lineup. They had a voting thing.

D:

Well, any time they vote in a workplace it's like which is the most you know.

Ryno:

It was like a competition like the site versus site. Everybody votes to see which sites better, which one has more like fan family, who? Raw endorsement we won. Oh right, cool, I mean, I guess, yeah, it's like we got a vote, we got to show that we're important and we matter, and it's like we're like telling everyone to vote that you know we're this great location and you know everyone there's just like Really fucking hate this place, which is really interesting too, because my boss is actually running another site now, but I still belong to the other one.

Ryno:

So she's like you can't vote for them, you have to vote for me. So I feel like there's like this weird power struggle.

D:

Yeah, that's some sort of Ids of March bullshit it was really weird, but yeah.

Ryno:

That's that the it's. It's weird like when I say this, like if anyone's listening from work, I promise you can go and check the receipts. Are there shit getting done like I'm? This is most productive. I've been at work and Literally probably two years like I'm just knocking shit out left and right, but this is also probably the most disengaged I've been in a long time, and it's not so much because of the job, it's because so much other shit there's so much shit.

D:

Yeah bro, oh man, yeah love like the end of the year.

Ryno:

Last year lost my grandmother. You know the year two years before I lost dad. It's just everything's been like a blur boom.

Ryno:

Yeah, I mean in the flood and the flood and then it's like hey, you know, there's water in the bathroom floor, oh, with the back of the showers leaking. Okay, fix that. Oh, water got turned off by the water department. Oh, it's cuz, there's a leak underneath the house again. All right, cool. Um Kid takes a baseball bat like a plastic baseball bat for a blitz ball Gift set and knocks out the whole entire glass structure of the front of my oven dryer goes out Sucks, but I mean we still had our washer so was able to use the washer and then we'd hang everything in the house we're outside to dry.

Ryno:

But then when we started having water issues because the shower and underneath the house we had to turn the water on and off throughout the day got cold outside pressure build up, fucked up the washer, like Of money or time and this world To deal with anything man and it's like I've been sick or shit, like back and forth it's probably my gallbladder crapping out. We all got the stomach virus, everyone of us just freaking, dying. Um, three of us get better. My wife progressively gets worse. Come to find out we had to take her to the yard twice, much, much worse, much worse, she's got like a 25% function in gallbladder.

Ryno:

So they're like all right, emergent surgery, we're taking that out tomorrow and this is like on a Tuesday night. We're like, okay, wednesday she's having surgery. They mean hardly each other and we're like ever has surgery on Monday to have her tonsils out so we get her out in in another surgery.

Ryno:

She gets home. Well, that is, it could have been outpatient. They probably could have let her go Wednesday night. She did, and she came home Thursday. We recover all through the weekend best we can go take ember. Poor thing didn't even know what she was going for and then once she gets in there, they're like here you need to put a hernet on. She's like what the fuck?

D:

is going on.

Ryno:

Wait, I've seen this. They're trying to give me princess juice. What's princess juice?

D:

Oh no.

Ryno:

Yeah. I'm sleepy and then she woke up, was not happy and still not good, and you know.

Ryno:

That's a doctor, says you can take her back to freakin school after seven days. Take her to school after seven days and they're like actually days seven through tens. The worst, that's when their throat's drying out and scabbing. That's when they have the Greatest chance of actually freaking, bleeding out or some shit. So now she's out of school again this entire week, where we started her in kindergarten early At four years up, because she done sterling in preschool. But her teachers is shit head. I don't even care if she listens to this. I fucking hate that woman. Fuck her. She literally just wanted my kid to not be in her class because she was forward.

D:

I get it with a bitch. I can Fuck em.

Ryno:

Sports have been nothing but dramatic, like parents ruin fucking shit for kids, man One blame.

D:

Yeah, yeah, stop fucking with your kid stuff.

Ryno:

Yeah, oh even funnier. So okay, they just started a Like fall football conditioning. I don't know that they are spring man.

D:

I don't know they're gonna break anymore and that shit. That shit's like. I know that kids get burnt out, yeah, and I know, like. And then it's like the kids who the kids who don't end up being stars are going to college, yeah, or some shit, or like they spent their whole childhood, you know, in a gym and like. And then they're like.

Ryno:

I mean whatever one they got drafted by the Ravens a few years ago, like had played two years of high school. It's like an odofia away. They're like they're talking to who's like he's from the heart of the freaking Congo or some shit like that now it comes over to America they're like do you want to play football? He's like football, what is football? And all of a sudden just blows up and it's like sacking 45 people a game.

D:

Sometimes you're just better than a real. That's never happened to me.

Ryno:

Like there's drama with all that, like they're doing spring football conditioning. Have they done that in the past Before the previous school year ends for middle school?

D:

Yeah, I know they've done that.

Ryno:

So the head football coach comes down to my sons K through five Starts. Walking around is literally scouting PE class For football players. Yeah, scouting K through five PE for middle school football school he does that walks around has a conversation with all of them. I have never had any type of condemning conversation or anything, or never vocally expressed my feelings about the football program with my son.

Ryno:

He came home, which he also asked him a week ago. So what's fair sport? Now he said football, football and wrestling, which kills me because my baseball guy, but he's like football and wrestling. He's like throw like peanut butter and chocolate dad.

D:

I'm like that's good.

Ryno:

Came home after spending 10 minutes with his coach at school and says I'm not playing for him and I've never said a word to him. I was like why he's like God just seems like an idiot dad. Yeah, fourth grade kid just turned ten years old. Held the judgment of character.

D:

I Hate for him not to play, though.

Ryno:

I hate for not to play.

D:

My son is talking about staying back, but interesting yeah, he can't really decide what he's gonna do, but he's talking about it. He's really young, yeah, like he graduated 17. Yeah, right now.

Ryno:

So I'd be interested yeah he's just huge, he's really gigantic yeah you know how funny it was to watch him and that freaking me the Pirates thing. He's so funny. The helmet does it for his head, dude.

D:

I asked him if he needed a helmet. It looks like a skull cap, no, and I see him walk up there and I was like Clayton. It looks like. It looks like you're wearing a like a. Okay, yeah, yeah, it looks like toe. Yeah, jesus, that's terrible. Yeah, I'm getting shot. Oh, miss you.

Ryno:

Yeah.

D:

I have to have a shit story for Charlie. So I used a different stall at work For the first time. The first time I've been there like two and a half years, three years, something like that, I've been there and three years, yeah, and the first time I've ever used any stall other than the one on the end.

Ryno:

The handicapped, all obviously yeah.

D:

They're both the same size. I didn't know didn't know the doors are smaller, but the stalls are the same size, hmm. So, there's a lesson there for you. I Just really had to go like in there and they were full and it was just, it was a battle shit.

Ryno:

Bad for everybody in that room.

D:

Dude, it was, it was rough, it was people tapping out. It was. It was tough because I had I had um Honey pizza the day before is that hot honey pizza?

Ryno:

good, dude the pizza one.

D:

Oh man, let me tell you me, and uh this episode is all over the place.

Ryno:

So, like I hope everyone understands that whenever we're out for multiple weeks, me and him also have it talked. So this is us catching up, so you're catching up with us. Yeah, I apologize.

D:

We went to fucking them and just ate in pizza hut. It's one's the best, yeah, and got hot honey pizza like the pan hot honey pizza. Uh me and Wes man as advertised. So good dude, so good, and in pizza hut is a different feel Mm-hmm than everything else. I mean, it is like, especially now that we don't have.

Ryno:

Now that we don't have one.

D:

It's like a delicacy, mm-hmm, and it was really like it was good. I mean it's like $17 for me, like for that large pizza and you know we, it was so fucking good. I think there's still two slices in the back of the car.

Ryno:

Actually, I was about to say it better not be in that fridge.

D:

Oh, nothing is in the fridge oh.

Ryno:

Condemmit. I didn't know I broke a time capsule. I kind of feel bad. It makes me think, yeah, right.

D:

He got my fridge.

Ryno:

Like his mom dies and like like her way to express his love to him was that she just cooked all the time. So when she died they kept like all of her food in the freezer. Well then the power goes out and he has a panic attack about how they're gonna lose all the like last things of his mother. So they had like one big giant dinner and everyone's just like fucking miserable from all the heartburn and shit. They have a lot of big bang theory.

D:

You know, what's funny about this episode is it seems like it's uh, it's just like we need to talk about a lot of shit and we're here and it feels like We've not talked to anybody in a while. No, I'm not talking about anything like normally and it's I don't know what's different this year if it's just like our lives are busier. I know like we're always involved in sports, but I don't know if it's just maybe work and everything else is busier. We usually have had 10 or 11 conversations about baseball and I don't think we've had any conversations about baseball.

D:

We've usually had multiple conversations about major league baseball at this point and we've had none.

Ryno:

I've not had many with anybody you don't like that whole bellinger signing the other day. Yeah, we were already went over this like six times. Yeah, I can't believe. Listen, my bank account guy hit the other day for my renewal for mlbtv and I thought about calling and asking for a refund For mlbtv you should have. No, I mean that's, that's my life. Oh, I'll watch like 7-8, 10 games a day, and right now I don't care.

D:

Yeah, I know it's like I don't care. Well, we, uh, we said we were gonna watch we watch. Wrestling is about the only thing we watched. And, like uh, we said we were gonna watch. What is it? Ufl or what? You, you, usfl, I have no idea. Whatever they merged. Xfl and usfl merged. I forgot about that honestly, and we said we were gonna watch it because it's it's like a Legitimate league. It's 20 teams now Got all about.

Ryno:

Yeah, I forgot even existed.

D:

They said it was bad. I know, I know they said it was. Uh, they said it's like a minor league for infl. Well, they did one. So they said they're gonna get their, their players from somewhere else.

Ryno:

I'm ready for some inner field now. That's one thing I have been watching like with a fever pitch right now is Shit leading up to the draft. Yeah, because the last two number five picks at the charges of had we did not fuck those up, that was junior sale, that was a little danian tomson. Right now Are we getting one of those two? I don't know. I think we're probably trade down, but we actually got a coach that I'm fucking pumped about in the hardball, yeah, and I like joe hortese. I think he's gonna be a good GM.

Ryno:

I mean he comes from the raven, so he's one of those guys. It's like they're free agent. Fuck him, we won't resign him. Let's get a comp pick out of him.

D:

Oh, I'm here for that it's frustrating to be a cult fan, because it's like we're just mediocrity.

Ryno:

Always because you're a coder.

D:

And I know, and it's like we're always like eight and eight, what we're never good enough, like we're never good enough to get a great pick, but whenever bad enough, or whenever bad enough, what's up.

Ryno:

Oh no. I said no, I agree with you. Yeah, I'm just I'm literally like clicking on stuff, check and make sure my kids OK, you got heartbroken a lot.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I'm just trying to make sure that he's not dying.

D:

Right, he break your heart.

Ryno:

It's like his first, like difficult breakup, and he was bad man.

D:

He's 10.

Ryno:

He was he's 10, but it was not good. It was not fun to watch. Oh, so this is interesting. I just opened up a messenger to check on breaking news. I get a message that says I'm not going to say who it is or what it is or anything like that.

D:

I went to the movie with my friends to me.

Ryno:

They're firing one of their employees tomorrow.

D:

Fuck yeah. So there's, that is hot, it is hot news, that's. Can you tell me any more information?

Ryno:

Let's see, that's all I've got on that?

D:

What about do they?

Ryno:

work in a building. They don't work for me. They don't work for my company through a different company, but it's a company that's adjacent adjacent to the building or adjacent to the field. So, all right, do our deductions. You have a company, and then you have outsourced partners.

D:

Yeah, I know.

Ryno:

Like I work for a outsourced partner. This is a different outsourced partner. I got you, I understand, not inside our four walls, but adjacent, adjacent. Last thing, before we go off on a rambling you know, clut, put a close to this rambling I've got to tell you something that you're probably going to be disappointed. You probably didn't know that I hadn't done this yet. I finally watched the last of us.

D:

Okay, how'd you feel I?

Ryno:

had not. I like it. I think they've done it justice.

D:

I do too. I think it was really good.

Ryno:

I think they've done a very, very good job with it. I had been dodging it for a long time because I was scared to death.

D:

They were all fucking up the stuff they changed was good.

Ryno:

It's fine. Yeah, like I mean doing away with the host spores. Yeah, concept I mean who wants to have a home tour? Freaking TV show people trying to talk with fucking face mask on? Oh no, I mean, I get it. So, yeah, makes sense. Perfectly fine, we're getting rid of that. Um, yeah, I'm like. Even the small changes I was fine with.

D:

Yeah, even the big changes.

Ryno:

I mean everything flowed perfectly. I think it was a perfectly executed television show.

D:

Do you like the um? Don't get canceled episode the Ron.

Ryno:

Oh, I think it's best episode. This is so good dude. Oh my God. Everybody's just freaking why you got to bring that into my freaking TV show. Literally the best episode.

D:

Yeah, I was like, what does it matter if it was a female? It was a male and a female, what would it matter? Wouldn't matter. I was like people are just. I was like who cares?

Ryno:

I am great episode. Are you building Frank or such an afterthought in the game?

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

Like you. Correct me if I'm wrong with, because it's been probably fucking 10 years since I played this game. But Frank hates bill, yeah, and goes off and dies on his own to get away from me, yeah, yeah. So that was a major kind of twist for them to just fight off into the sunset together and then when the actual episode ends like, they're like don't open the bedroom door, it's not going to be pretty, we went there together to die and the actual it pans out from them, leaving the gated community into the window of the bedroom.

D:

Yeah, I was like man, that's just fucking good television. Yeah, I love that.

Ryno:

It's such a good show.

D:

So now that I'm done with that we plugged that we're not sponsored by them.

Ryno:

No, HBO Hit us up.

D:

H yeah HBO, we love HBO Fuck.

Ryno:

We got rid of Max, and that was the biggest mistake in my life. So we got Max.

D:

I got you, I get you. Oh, I got it. I already paying for it. Again, I get you, I get you. I'm dirty digits, I'm. They don't password share block yet.

Ryno:

Not, yet they're not communist Um whoa, this is mean the why for watching the breaking bad red. Yeah, have you watched it before? We've never watched it before. Okay, so we're in the second season of there now. So that's our joint unified television show together.

D:

It's getting hot now. Second season.

Ryno:

Hey, it's getting good, I'm third season television it's everything that I thought it would be Uh. So now I'm getting ready to embark on my own solo show, like my next solo show. I'm gonna work through that, Since you don't have to wait on her to watch. I don't have to wait on her to watch.

D:

Rachel.

Ryno:

So I've looked at Rachel, let's write these down, let's plot these out.

D:

And I wish we had a teleprompter on the video camera that we have.

Ryno:

So we got reaches. This is one, and you know me, you know this is my niche and I've still never seen this as much as I love mob stuff. Sopranos is on this list.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

Never seen the spring man.

D:

Can I, can I get you? Let me tell you I hope I don't get hated off the earth for this and shout out. Jody, shout out Jody Webb, he loves Sopranos.

Ryno:

I didn't know I did. Me and Jody have wildly conflicting taste.

D:

I just tried to watch it the last couple years, Bro. I just can't get there. I just can't get that in age.

Ryno:

Well, is that what it is?

D:

Yeah, I don't know, I just can't get there. Like I get it, I get it. Like I get James Gandalf and he's great, I get. Like I get how good it is and and and I think I would enjoy it, but like I can't get there, I'm like 10 episodes.

Ryno:

So you but is this also you stating that this is supposed to be really good? So I'm just trying to be a contrarian and not watch it because it is supposed to be really good, like avatar.

D:

No, no, I'm because I want to. I love mobster stuff. I don't have any interest to watch avatar like. For me Avatar is not like. I have no desire to be into that movie. If it was on the television I wouldn't turn it off, but I have no desire to watch it, so that's why I've never seen it so good. Yeah, I'm sure it's good. You love it. I'm sure it's fucking good. But you know there's a lot of movies you haven't seen that are really good.

Ryno:

Oh, speaking of movies, um, this episode is everywhere, it's perfect, it's perfect. Oppenheimer. You've got to watch Oppenheimer man. Oh my God, wait, let me tell you. Let me tell you the day Stop.

D:

No, let me tell you the date. Let me tell you the date March, the last weekend of March, right March, March 30th.

Ryno:

Okay.

D:

I'm watching it because my family is going to be out of town and I'm going to watch it with all the lights off in my living room, with the audio on. Blow my speakers out.

Ryno:

Okay, well, all right, so it's dead air central. No, this, this is awesome, not awesome, but what's awesome.

D:

I don't know what's going on.

Ryno:

So my wife was on ozine pic.

D:

All right.

Ryno:

This past year.

D:

They put some paper shit. I'll block this.

Ryno:

She's on ozine pic and then team to lose some weight. She dropped like 15 pounds, doing really good on it.

D:

It's awesome to information.

Ryno:

She literally just found and apparently it's being blasted all over social media that there's a class action lawsuit against ozine pic for gastrointestinal issues, including functioning gallbladder issues.

D:

Bro, I fucking told everybody, everybody's like, everybody's like, yeah, it's a miracle drug. And I was like, yeah, fin Fin was a miracle drug too, and it caused everybody to have heart attacks.

Ryno:

Listen, I am miserable right now. I'm on six weeks now of a manjaro. I've dropped 22 pounds. It's fun to say Manjaro, it's cool word, but it's actually like it's another one of these fucking peptide bullshit.

Ryno:

You know shot things that you take, kind of like ozine pic and you know whatever else but truly a city and some of these other things. But it's specifically actually built for a type two diabetic. I think ozine pic was really supposed to pretty much be built for diabetics and people who started using it and injecting it as a fad drug and then start getting written as a fad drug.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

Um, but I took ozine pic as well and I'm constantly having freaking heartburn and basically everything. How many times have you talked about me thinking I have a dead gallbladder?

D:

I'd say I'm probably next. Yo burp smell like rotten eggs. Oh it's bad.

Ryno:

Yeah, so here's the thing. You died on the inside Class action lawsuit. I mean, yeah, you can get $7, probably gets 10 bucks. Yeah, her loss of goblins.

D:

Uh, this is some more shit. That's uh my gay. Uh with God. She was in on the Finfin class action. She got like 5,000 bucks or something, yeah. But, you know that was five grand. Yeah, but that was probably different time there's. There was probably more now, but there was also probably more people now doing it. So I don't know. I got class action for Sony for PlayStation twos or something. I got $7.

Ryno:

I'm on one right now for a email B dot TV.

D:

Oh yeah, that's shit. Yeah, I got the emails for that one.

Ryno:

Monday when I signed up for I think I might get like $8 and 28 cents.

D:

Those are funny. I weigh the options on whether it's worth to go through the documentation like cause you gotta go through a bunch of shit, whether it's worth it being a scam or not and me putting the work into like filling out the forms and shit.

Ryno:

Oh, you have to set up accounts and everything.

D:

Whether it's $8. I was like $8. I'd pay you $8 for me not to do this. By the way, let me pitch the system to you. What, if you like, you run a call center, right, all right, listen to this. You run a call center and you have all your employees work the same shift, right, right, you know you? It's like like 12 hours and they can pay you to leave early. They're hourly rate to leave that many hours, like if they get paid $10 an hour, they can pay you $10 to leave early. Hmm, so it's pretty terrible, but I just think all the time how I would pay to leave early If it was like I could just leave early and there'd be zero repercussions at all. Would I pay $20 to do that? Probably no, I probably would. No, I want to do the math about the money that I'm losing for the beginning, again.

Ryno:

Well, it seems like if you you're not, you're pay, you're losing $40.

D:

Let's say you're making $20 an hour. I know we have. We obviously have conflicting, conflicting, conflicting opinions.

Ryno:

I just messaged my wife back and said if this class action lawsuit would buy her new gallbladder she's thinking about me a lot of things, but they can keep the gallbladder.

D:

Mechanical gallbladder? Yeah Well, that's okay. The the best thing about having a gallbladder is you eventually get to have it out.

Ryno:

It's like you're fucking rich at tonsils. Yes.

D:

Which and your kid, then your family has lost. Your family has lost the, the tonsils and the gallbladder this week, yep, but you recover her tonsils. I Don't know she is, it's cabin over now.

Ryno:

You said she's very whiny, so we took her to school yesterday and she's like Just perky the day before everything.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I'm like a dory, she gets school. She's like my. So bad. Sure, get her home. I'm literally in the bathroom taking a dump, coming out and ashes like it's what. Let you know the embers in there dancing on the couch saying that she tricked daddy, she tricked daddy, she tricked daddy. She's not sick, she's home from school. The guy doesn't surprise me, oh.

D:

If you kids sociopath oh, bro, sociopath.

Ryno:

You know I'm a sociopath, that makes sense.

D:

They're not like burnt animals yet have they? Not yet the way you said it.

Ryno:

You're so convinced, I don't have a whole lot of faith. That's not the trajectory we're heading down.

D:

Yeah, you do hard on them, I'm probably. I don't think that's true about them, oh no. They're sweet. Yeah, I'm learn. I love them, though. Lord, this episode went all over the place.

Ryno:

Yeah, we didn't go to Korea. We did go to Korea.

D:

So I know we apologize before, but now that we've had time to sit here, trying to get comfortable and I'm like fuck your sound, I Can't even. I can't hear it anymore.

Ryno:

Like I was even trying to be loud and I've got so used to handling this microphone now that it wasn't that yeah, pros, baby, we pros next level.

D:

But uh, yeah, I don't. I Don't want anybody to have to listen to that anymore. Almost took it off the internet.

Ryno:

But I would like to have my back there were some entertaining things in it. I think we should just record another episode right on. Call Mike and tell me come down individually.

D:

Mike would be here If we offered him farmland. That would be nice if Mike could just be on call it would be awesome, it's 1127, he's asleep. He goes to sleep early cuz he gets up at like 4 am man everybody sharing these pictures of these baseball fields lit up.

Ryno:

Shit man, Mmm, you ready at you ready oh.

D:

Oh, I had Elevated chicken.

Ryno:

We've already talked about this did we?

D:

yeah, are you sure? Oh, yeah, you sure we weren't off the air? No, no, we were on the air. I Don't think so, because you were talking about the chicken circles and how they were bad.

Ryno:

Okay, but let me tell you the story about. Let me tell you the story about the rain.

D:

I didn't tell you this. So it was good. The food was good, right, the sandwich sandwich was awesome, natural hot, it was awesome. But it was raining. When they set up it was raining, right, and it wasn't pouring yet, but it was raining. And I parked the car and Like walked up there and he was like yeah, it's, you know, I paid for whatever. And he was like yeah, it's about ready. And and I went back to the car and he text me and said it was ready and I got out of my car and as soon as I got out of my car it started like I'm on soon, dude, like the craziest thing I've ever done is I've been on the road for a long time and I've been on the road for a long time.

D:

So dude, like the craziest rain, like the craziest shit ever. And as soon as I got out of my car is that when that started and I walked up to there to to get the food and it wasn't ready and he was like. He was like, oh shit, man, I'm sorry, I thought it was ready. He's like, I thought he had it ready for you. At this point I'm soaking wet, yo. Like I mean just soaked from head to toe.

Ryno:

And it's like you're going back to non flash back. He's like rides told me these stories.

D:

So from head to toe, and I'm kidding my cup.

Ryno:

Yeah, it's not his fault. It was not a bad experience.

D:

Yeah, I have to poke it and it was so funny because I was like I was like staying there and it like I was obviously like I could see him getting the food out and they were trying to rush. I should have just hold your fucking teeth but well.

D:

But I seen that it wasn't gonna be like instant and I was like I gotta fucking go back to my car like cuz. It was insane. And I pulled around the side like I and I was just gonna pull up to the Window and wait till it was done because nobody wouldn't get out of their car right now anyway. Yeah, and I didn't see that he had text me and told me to pull up there. So I pulled like passport he would have come out. So he had to run through the rain to bring me my food to my car.

D:

So it's fucking. He was just like, oh my god, I can take the food. I got by because, you know, and we thought it was gonna be this. Like you know, we were gonna like bond it, like had introduction and talk about shit. Instead we got caught in a fucking monsoon like I'm trying to pass in the wind Do. It was the worst day of work, because this was like this was like early on and the rest of the day was like you were soaked. Was me trying to warm my Dude? I could not warm my feet up the whole day. I had to take my socks off and like turn a heater on. It's called diabetes. I was dying. I was dying but got my chicken and it was good. One took spin to me there. It was nice, you done.

Ryno:

Yeah, we're functioning human right now.

D:

I know we were talking baseball. We were gonna do One segment of Ryan talking baseball.

Ryno:

No, I think we'll save it. We'll save it for another show. Yeah, I know I was just. I'll end up on a 45 minute run. I know I want you to get lost in it. I'm.

D:

Piers. Um, yeah, just want to talk again. You know, Charlie, Terrible loss. I'm gonna miss him. He's awesome.

Ryno:

Yeah, we don't do the best, and what an articulate and things like this, but like Literally probably the most noble human being I've ever met.

D:

Yeah, fucking great dude.

Ryno:

I loved him dearly. Just wish he loved himself a little bit more. Yeah, that's kind of one of the baddest things about Charlie is. You know, it's one of those people that's so endearing to be around, but no matter how much you brought that out and showed it, they couldn't see it.

D:

Yeah, he was not, he never could and.

Ryno:

Very Robin Williams asked.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

And I don't want to say it and sounded that way, like that's lost him, but like I'm just thinking it like in terms of like no, that's how he is like he's.

D:

You know he was funny and so talented nuts musician man. He was so crazy, the band he was in but everything he could do. But yeah, he was some. He listened to the show all the time with critique.

Ryno:

He didn't care about the critique, which was great, and his biggest critique was a huge fan of the shit-deck demon.

D:

It's biggest critique was you guys really talk about shit a lot. I do. I was like he really brought it to the lot to light that I was like you know, we do talk about shit a decent amount.

Ryno:

So yeah, that's why I came with this wall back out in the wild is just heavy, but I think it'd be funny. This like hashtag, hashtag, fecal matters.

D:

Fecal matters, fecal matters. I like your shit matters. It should be all uh Like, make sure you get your shit tested.

Ryno:

I'm gonna get that training, yes. Matters that is literally like the dad.

D:

I'll tweet it from all my my 50 bot accounts that I used to just retweet porn.

Ryno:

You don't put that on yet man a bunch of bots that just retweet porn all day. Oh then, fucking Australians Talk about fecal matters. Okay, you get the Australians talking about fecal matters after this episode, when we rap right here, I want to show you yet mad TV. You're gonna fucking love it.

D:

All right, I believe it. Um, I'm gonna shout out the. The patrons that stuck with us through us being lousy, um and Not giving you the content you deserve. Uh, micah, thanks for the? Um, all the rain and the chicken. Uh, um, my old boss, brandy Blair. Uh, philip McCrae, cory Travis Sturgill, chris Hammons, mike, shout out to everybody. Um, thanks guys for sticking with us. Ryan is just drawing the most random shit man.

Ryno:

Yeah, I'm by 80 as fuck right now.

D:

I know it is he's lost in it. Um make sure you check out uh. Check us out on uh Facebook Instagram Um X, I'm calling it X.

Ryno:

YeahX.

D:

Uh, and everything else. Uh, I know you don't have anything else, do you?

Ryno:

I'll just check him out before they go off line and get hit by Cree again.

D:

Yeah, that was wild. The world ended for like three seconds.

Ryno:

Oh, white people were throwing feds.

D:

Yep, my mom was, my mom was tripping out about it and remember y'all, ain't nobody stopped you for quitting your job, but you but we don't know what's going to happen to brandy amine, ensure they don't you.