Unpaid Lunch : A Podcast About Work
Everyone hates work, but almost all of us have to do it. Join Heavy D with a new guest each week, asking the dumbest questions about their job we can come up with.
Basically just people talking about how much they don't want to work. That's all.
We try to stay under your lunch time so you have time to cry before clocking back in. usually a guest stops by to tell us a story about their crappy job.
Remember that nobody is stopping you from quitting your job, But you.
Unpaid Lunch : A Podcast About Work
The Unpaid Lunch Supershow Part 1: Korea
When life throws curveballs, it's the laughter amongst friends that often brings us back to the plate. We're swinging for the fences in our latest podcast episode, capturing the electric buzz of reuniting with the Crew and diving headfirst into the chaos of too many hosts, one microphone. From the audacious banter about alpha-male antics to the spirited debates over the cinematic cringe of "Saltburn," every moment is a reminder of our show's early days – unfiltered, unpredictable, and uproariously funny.
But it's not all jokes and jibes; we peel back the curtain to reveal the heartaches that kept us off-air. Weaving through the tapestry of life's interruptions, we pay homage to the poignant memories of family losses and illnesses, while also welcoming the buoyant energy of fan favorites like Toe, aka 'Yellow Croc.' As we traverse from the nostalgic reminiscences of 'Homeward Bound' to the authentic grit of 'Eastbound & Down,' our conversation is a testament to the resilience of hilarity in the face of adversity.
Pulling no punches, we cap off the episode by cruising through a kaleidoscope of topics, each as vibrant as the next. Whether we're dissecting the ethics of thrift store flipping, reveling in the raw athleticism of Special Olympics events, or sharing personal tales of life on the farm, our dynamic dialogue is a celebration of diversity and friendship. With a film recommendation here and an impassioned defense of the best Joker portrayal there, we're not just hosts – we're your companions on a rollercoaster ride through the peaks and valleys of laughter, life, and everything in between.
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On your break. Today it's Unpaid Lunch's first ever super show. All your favorites are in studio to raise all the chaos that they can. Alright time to clock out for lunch. Welcome in to Unpaid Lunch. Thanks for spending your break with us. Heavy D Rhino. There's too many people here, I'm gonna start just naming everybody in the fucking house.
??:It feels like one of those alpha male red pill podcast.
Dusty:That's it. It's not. It's definitely not it feels like it. Toes here, Eric's here, Monroe Keys here Producing, or whatever she's doing down there. Djing yeah it looks like she's DJing.
??:Pull this up for me, Jamie.
Dusty:One of those. She needs that fucking laptop over there. I gave her a little thing to write down the time so we don't forget. New year, new us. The newest thing about it is We'll be alright.
Nick:We'll sync our way in eventually.
Ryno:We got my Eric Monroe Key fuck Rhino Nick.
Dusty:I said you guys first. No, I said Rhino. I'm pretty sure I said Rhino first. You and me start over. You and me start over. I'm just starting over, you start over, I'm starting over. Welcome to another paid lunch. I think you're spending your break with us. Eric's a bitch, ryan's a bitch. Boo, boo, boo.
Nick:Today's sponsor, Dave Ramsey.
Dusty:Oh fucking, jimmy Kimmel's on the list, that's all. I wanna say Did you see that?
Ryno:on the SmackDown last time, that fucking.
Dusty:SmackDown sign. It was on the show for like four minutes or something, and then like security.
Ryno:You know they always have the hard and fixed cam and you know, wrestling events.
Mike:There's a sign.
Ryno:That's where to go. That's like six foot by four, for this is Kim was on the list and it lasted for a while.
Nick:It was there for a little while.
Mike:Okay, somebody who doesn't know what is the list and why did you be Kimmel on it?
Nick:Epstein's list. Oh, oh, oh with Aaron Rodger.
Ryno:Oh yeah, Stephen.
Nick:Hawking, okay, I got it.
Ryno:This is going to be. One of us is going to get drowned in a bathtub.
Dusty:It's going to be madness tonight. One of us is more than two animals to take care of.
??:Leave me be.
Ryno:I'll take it.
??:My mom, like you can't.
Nick:Catch me in the tub. 70% of people this room would like to die.
Mike:I know you, I know you Very soon. You're damn right.
??:Catch me in the tub.
Mike:Catch me by the ceramic.
Nick:Catch me undoing the pops.
??:Twisty, strong and drink your milkshake. Everybody acted like all that shit was stressful, but like some of it was kind of not.
Dusty:Man, I'm going to be real with you. I'm lost. You got Amazon Prime, don't?
??:you Jacob Elordy, barry, keogan, rosamund Pike who's the old dude in it?
Mike:What's going on? I'm coming to show off the podcast.
??:It's a Shakespeare movie.
Dusty:We're five minutes into the new fucking season and I've lost control of the podcast.
Ryno:You know what the problem is. You can't get him headphones so he can hear himself talking.
Nick:I always want to do his talk now, total conclusion is that you need to watch.
Dusty:Saltburn on Prime not sponsored.
Nick:But if Amazon wants to look into it, they can.
??:Yeah, it's good the vampire scene, the bathtub scene. I did that.
Ryno:Big brain move, but our heads are too big. The one scene did make me uncomfortable.
??:When he was like are you going to do as you're told? I was like, get the fuck away from me.
Dusty:This new format, the new format of this podcast, we just get as many people in the fucking room as we want with four micropos.
??:I told you this is the amp, this is the blue pill show. I don't want to be fresh.
Dusty:Mike is shook. It's madness. I can't handle this. It's madness. You'd like Saltburn. Let me tell you the preparation of me. Knowing you, let me tell you I knew it was going to be too much, so your cue cards from the last show are here. I was like Mike would appreciate that we still have like 20 of those that we didn't even fucking do Is? That show was like an hour and a half, oh yeah, and we read like six cards.
Ryno:There was at least three or four different times during that episode that I was like canceled. Yeah, oh, yeah Well.
Mike:I just like to bring it a little spice.
Dusty:I have an episode that's cut and zipped in a file.
??:I've got to see those.
Ryno:I've got to see those Like Epstein's List.
Dusty:That's what it's called. It's called Toes List. No, it's just let's come along that one too. Yes, Dude.
??:No, I had Macklin Fucking Macklin, and Will you know Will.
Mike:He lives right here.
??:Well, dude, they came in, we just going to record. They kicked my door down with a fifth of liquor and a 30 rack of Budweiser and like I don't remember two hours of the four hours and I'm still afraid to, listen to it, yeah. We will. We screenplayed a whole horror movie and it actually I want to make it. It was fucking good.
Ryno:Sounds like we need to bring him back with Tyler.
??:Oh yeah.
Ryno:Put them in a room together.
Dusty:I don't feel like we get to say anything.
Ryno:But yeah, when he be, our podcast is a yes, it's an episode.
Dusty:Yeah, you all have this.
Ryno:We're going to go to the kitchen.
Mike:The episode of Golden Girls where they do the spin off or it's emptiness I'm.
Nick:I know I'm talking to you know I don't Come on dude how stereotypical I have to know the Golden Girls, I don't People better.
Ryno:But you know, I feel like that, you know, you know you fucking know, you know come on you with your little. Do your people? I'm not. We were for me and him, determining how we were going to hold one mic to him getting judged on go.
Nick:I don't think it's the last time I was here. Thank you so much for that.
Dusty:I still don't think it's this man out of Montana. Prejudice you think it is, because if I don't think it's prejudice at all, well, what I mean is, I think, if I think, if somebody was like Asking about the best burger in town, they're going to ask me.
Mike:Absolutely.
Dusty:Perhaps. So I mean, I think it's fair.
Nick:That was totally fair. I don't mean a hater, oh okay.
Mike:You just no, no, no.
??:Hey hey, hey, hey.
Nick:Hey hey, hey, hey.
Dusty:We do have a topic of discussion Word Because we've been Bird. Bird is the word, hey wall Because we've been fucking non existent, but non existent in everything. I don't know what's going on over there.
Mike:You guys, I didn't mean to sit beside this.
Nick:You sat there, you guys.
Mike:I just wasn't thinking. You picked your seats. I like him.
Dusty:Yeah, we stuck Monroe beside him. We should put Monroe between you guys.
Mike:They're supposed to even each other.
Ryno:I told you if you just take the headphones off of his head.
??:Headphones, I'll talk over everybody. That's why I have to wear them.
Dusty:The the the leave of absence, is the topic.
??:Leave of absence. I took one recently.
Ryno:And we took one for about a month and a half.
??:People was holiday fooded out, so I wasn't going to drive around with sweets and be like, hey, you just gorged yourself for Thanksgiving, christmas and New Year's.
Ryno:I feel like you missed something there. That was a mistake, because everyone's sick of turkey and everything else. Like you could have capitalized on that.
??:I went two weeks after and I sold two pans of brownies and I made $100.
Ryno:Some say, I don't mean, I think you should just do that all the time.
??:I have been. I have been at the.
Nick:Latch and Farmer and Baker funds. Big Pharma, Ozympic scam.
Dusty:That's my headline. This was a headline, it seemed too long. No, keep going.
??:Keep going. I had lost a book. I went to Korea, dude, and lost 10 pounds and then, and then I hiked every day for an hour or two and I've been doing that for like three months. So yeah, I'm looking fucking fresh and fresh.
Dusty:Korea's safe. It's fun.
??:I love Korea.
Dusty:You couldn't wait to get on here and talk about Korea.
??:Oh no, I would even think about it. I do love Korea.
Dusty:We have people in Korea who listen to the podcast. I made that up.
Mike:No.
Dusty:They fuck with Kentucky. I wish everybody that had a shirt.
Mike:So you know a lot of the people that were drafted during the shirt.
??:Oh, I'm reading. Most of them were from around here and but, yeah everyone. I met young people in the bar and they were like, oh, where are you from? I said Kentucky and they went where and I say Kentucky, kentucky, and I was like yeah, he went chicken and that's it oh.
Dusty:Mexican restaurants yeah, we got chicken, bourbon and Mexican, and I say that I got a different state. Sorry.
??:I've been to the good Mexican restaurant states and we do have. Our Mexican restaurants are like, owned by the people, for the people, and they like. Hacos has some of the best hot sauce I've ever ate in my life and no so pace.
Ryno:These are up this. So I was like around here I'd really have Kentucky than anywhere else, but the best I've ever had was in Arizona Denver, I think. Arizona was like there was guys like with a fricking. Like tied around their face that look like legit, like banditoes, like making your food inside of like a sooner block.
Dusty:When you know it's good, we think the chances are somebody gets canceled on this episode.
??:You can't cancel somebody who works for themselves.
Nick:Okay no, it runs through my mind constantly. I'm like, damn damn Well the we disappeared for a month and a half probably checked out.
Dusty:No, I keep imagine I keep, imagine I can I get him to see my message on like, hey, we're gonna be back as soon as me and Ryan don't go to bed at nine o'clock, we're gonna be back. I should.
??:We should live stream this on my tiktok Dude I put one in. I put up a pig fence.
Dusty:So live stream it. What do you mean?
??:Just do it right now, stream this I put a pig fence up the other day and live streamed it and I had 500 people were watching how quick do we get banned right and how quick on Tyler's, we live streamed.
Dusty:It was quick, we live streamed and we like we're immediately banned.
Mike:Yeah real.
Ryno:That was like Mike just got back, I think was open mine up and I was gonna go live on it and it opens up to Ric Flair shoots on Jim Ross.
??:But I want to listen to. I mean to that Now, dude, everyone should go to Korea, it like.
Dusty:Before the podcast. You know, before the podcast, eric said let me get some headphones because I just like to hear myself. And everybody in the room went no, I don't want to hear if I start pop.
??:I want to like.
Dusty:I got, I understand.
??:I know I got no.
Dusty:Whoa, I'm more professional then. I'm more more professional than Name somebody who's not a person.
??:That's it 19 she said, she said.
Dusty:I didn't realize what it was until after I said the number out loud, about the 19 Right over, you lost.
Ryno:Debating on what topic I should, what we talked about?
??:Free for miss a? Um, I don't know.
Dusty:I think this is free for.
??:I think this is pretty free for yeah, I would like like pull up so much what's.
Nick:I was like I thought you were going to wait a tranny porn.
??:I like steals, I don't like videos. I like looking at pretty people on Twitter sometimes, but like that's the extent. Water, no, like I know. Let me tell you, I was on tiktok the other day and this somebody was like you can't date somebody that watches porn because they're addicts and like they'll cheat on you and shit. I was like me scrolls in Twitter looking at pretty naked people. It's like the least of your concern.
Mike:I'm not gonna message them, they're too pretty.
Dusty:On the back streets. You're so lost on the back streets right now like nobody. Nobody knows what's going on. Run broke the Yo, yo, the stand. Uh, I'm trying for a little phone.
??:But yeah, synopsis, I like steals we.
Dusty:I don't know that, eric like steel photographs that they're gonna like a nice orncey.
??:You know no bro tasteful nudity.
Nick:Yeah, I got a taste like some, like we're on a caprio painting you.
Mike:Yeah yeah.
??:Basically just anything on a truckers like Specifically the girl, the mudflaps, no well, if I look like Lotto, I Want to. I it looked. She looks like she fucked me and that's what I like. Oh, man and then she'd be like but she'd be nice to you know, like trashy, she's not trashy, that's a bad thing to say, but you know, like. Can you shut down everybody's mics except for his no, I'm just saying like just Everybody, let's get off the plane everybody, let's get off the fucking plane no, dude I was that Everybody?
??:let's get off the plane. I was gonna say something funny and I stopped so anyway, when I was in Korea, you know, I was on a plane for 19 hours.
Dusty:Let's all talk about our Korea trips.
??:No, dude, it's. It fucks man like everything's cheap.
Dusty:The pork tastes better, the tangerine so Nick my gets pointed out immediately the first time pork is brought up on a podcast.
??:I ain't listen, I ain't religious. Mother fucker, my Jewish, my religion is poor.
Nick:I didn't know it was an actual dude.
??:Not ethically, yes, the only one, you know. Oh, spiritual dude Converts.
Dusty:Man, oh man, being Shapiro.
Nick:Oh yeah, wow I.
Ryno:I'm supposed to see how quickly we get back in again man, that was intense. Camer comes on off suddenly.
??:You want this baby, and she's like oh my god, is this angle good?
Ryno:I need someone to direct me right now. Where's my chickens? I need to fuck one of them.
??:Channel office and I said I want to make history.
Dusty:Oh, it's gonna be our worst show ever.
Ryno:The only thing that we've actually talked about. It was even pertaining to show. You're like the name of this episode.
??:Leave a vibe sense and then it just went off Because you won't stop talking.
Nick:It was directly this.
??:Don't put that she on me. He said it. He said I went to. Korea and it just went off. Gotta bring it down.
Dusty:I'll bring your seats, oh hey, everybody, welcome back into the show. We had some technical difficulties. Technically, the difficulty was actually we have key in the room and row sitting over the wall, like like mummified, like not.
Mike:Talked like barely here barely alive.
Ryno:And then one other guest or just me and you randomly talking you know shit about.
Dusty:Well, so I was like we've let everybody down, we've, we've not made how long since you put. November 27. Yeah and, and we, and we, and we've made false promises and said we were gonna do shit in, like December. Whatever, that's probably that fucking ice maker behind you. It's making that noise. You're picking up.
Ryno:Well, it's like I, had death in the family. His dad got sick oh we were really concerned about him. Then I had more death in the family. We had Thanksgiving, then we had Christmas and then we had wrestling meets. We were calling for 12 hours a day. So, we didn't really get the chance to cut anything. There was a couple times we tried to use, like through the roadcaster where he would call me.
Dusty:We're like I can't get down there, oh yeah so here my car, yeah, we will just talk through stuff creatively. It was like the content we were gonna make was gonna be shit, because it was like we were not there. We were fucking not, like my head was not in it. We were tired.
Mike:The most exhausting, and it was not good.
Dusty:Yeah, and and. You gotta be like yeah and I'm so refreshed now and I text Ryan today and was like, uh, I was like man, I'm as excited about this show as I was about the first 30 episodes of unpaid lunch, like I'm, like, I'm Fresh. Uh, this is 40 42. The last episode was the the Lordy, lordy, this is 40. Yes, I was my love.
Mike:Yeah, we lost Milo.
??:Yeah.
Dusty:We posted that picture and then he was gone the next week.
Nick:Like he's appeared right, and then he just mysteriously came back.
Dusty:He came back with a dog, came back with the neighbor's dog. Like a home, like, yes, shadow comes up over the fucking heel.
Mike:I tried to make my kids watch it. I won't like by the end, it was just me and my wife sitting there on the edge of our seats, like we start watching.
Ryno:It's awful, but then, like we started watching it one day, it hits right at the end when shadows coming back and my wife walks in the room when he's going. Oh Peter, like what are you watching?
Dusty:That's the worst.
Dusty:I was like well, this Disney kids show just went the hell in a handbasket All right, so we've been awful while we wanted to come back with the big show, want to come back with fucking everybody. Toe still doesn't believe me that. The fans asked for him and I had to literally send him a screenshot of like when we were talking about a show and they were like you got to bring on Toe. I was like, say, look at this fucking screenshot. People don't want to hear me anyway. And I was like, yeah, you're right, nobody likes you.
Ryno:Although some people don't even call him toe, they just call him yellow croc yellow croc. Yeah, like some people, don't know your name and that is how you were identified as yellow Toe is not my name either.
Dusty:And then you know, nick, is he's I mean he's at this point a co-host no, no, so, not so much but I'm here occasionally.
Ryno:Yeah, I think Nick is actually the most reoccurring guest. Yeah, this is really like. This is foreign, I think no, this is three. Oh really, yeah, but still I don't know.
Dusty:You two are close probably you, then I think you.
??:Don't want yeah.
Ryno:He's Kevin Nash over here.
Dusty:Monroe, you're much more important than Kevin Nash.
Ryno:That's.
Dusty:WC, that's WCW. Kevin Nash, that's the most important, kevin. No, I think that's the like, I think that's the finger point. Kevin Nash, like the oh no, yeah, cuz it's black and white in W.
Ryno:Oh, so it's probably I don't know, it's got really other outside the outside.
Dusty:Yeah you know I'm talking about, though the finger poke of doom, the title give up. You guys should all know about that, because I'm a whole code. That's a historical event and not just a wrestling event.
??:Hey, I was there when they were ruined.
Dusty:It ruined WCW and it's a very frowned upon thing.
Ryno:My whole entire brain's been on wrestling and I, like I was just randomly scrolling through videos and I'm I am upset and I've still not finished. He's bounding down. It's a good show I've only watched like two or three episodes.
??:You've never watched Kenny power, never finished you know, do you like, kenny?
Dusty:powers you, danny guy.
Mike:I love him in this.
??:Super bad, yeah, I give, he wasn't in super bad.
Nick:He's the video store on around.
Dusty:Same movie, isn't it?
Ryno:That's had me thinking about rastlin's, like when he's playing in the Mexican League and all of a sudden I'm a real American comes up and starts blasting. He's come down, it's like fireworks. I've never seen it and I was like, okay, this is cool. He's like doing the whole cogon thing, it's awesome. Then I look at the top comment this is like this is when he's played in the Mexican League. I was like, oh, that context was not given up, for I love that no.
Dusty:Are you?
??:even allowed to take a leave absence anymore.
Ryno:Um, I love how you just say was right back in.
Dusty:I don't know if you've listened to this show or not. I don't know if you've listened to this show or not, but we are, we are we are all about. We are all about.
??:I can wear car.
Dusty:Hard hashtag check.
??:I went to a special car heart in Korea called working progress.
Mike:Oh, we're talking about car or I dropped 200 bucks on a rugby shirt.
Dusty:Where car heart beanie and I do not own a farm because you do not have to have that license. Hey, you know any car heart at all. No really well, it's because his substitute is he doesn't need insulated stuff because he is military, like jackets, and why you doesn't need it. Yeah, that's I was like no, that makes. And I was like what is my way when it's really cold? And I was like, oh, where's his army?
??:shit Feels like oh those, what are those like? They're like we're in a sleeping bag.
Dusty:What do you feel, like you are right now.
Mike:It's wonderful.
Dusty:What you got. Yeah, go ahead, you're fine.
Mike:It's me a microwave.
Dusty:Yeah, it's a stuffed animal that.
Mike:I don't know if you guys have seen this pretty pretty awesome.
Dusty:It's like a stuffed animal that like has like smells like lavender when you eat it up.
Nick:Oh yeah, Like soothing or whatever. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Dusty:Yeah, yeah it's. I hated it up, stay for and like carried it to Rome like against my face. I was like, yep, I get it here. Oh yeah, he's like here you go, this is yours, but that's just a microwave.
??:No, what you brought up just like you said, is it possible to take a?
Ryno:leave of absence.
??:Yeah, you can't not, really no. I did during COVID.
Ryno:I've had, I've had one employee file for one and I think he took a hiatus. It was like 25 days if it malaise.
Dusty:The new leave of absence.
Ryno:Yeah, family medical leave, but like he left ago.
??:Let's do that.
Ryno:I Won't say he went from Texas to like Oregon or something like that he took like 30 days. They take like I don't know about her home went up there I wouldn't see family and stuff like that.
Dusty:Mm-hmm and the paperwork For the yeah, it's probably easier to just quit and it's probably easier to quit or quit and get rehired. Yeah, I think it's probably easier to quit and get rehired, or.
Ryno:I really definitely, is it definitely as a call center.
Dusty:It's way easier to quit and get rehired.
??:So military that does not exist right.
Mike:I mean you, can you get leave?
Ryno:Yeah, you get, but I tell you when you get it though right kind of. So you a.
Mike:Point five days of month. Oh, so it's ptf, yeah it is and you, you have what's called block leaf and that is a set, determined amount of time before like a deployment or holiday, and you can go then. Or, if you have, you can take leave days if you want to go to, like, like when I was in Germany, we traveled, and like we wanted to go to Rome, we were there for Easter awesome.
Dusty:Yeah, that's awesome.
Mike:Yeah, like we're at the Vatican air in there, like we state our hotel room overlooked the forum because I had that deployment money and yeah. Yeah, it was it was awesome, so what?
Dusty:you thought you were gonna die. Absolutely I wasn't gonna come home yeah.
Ryno:I already invested in a way, taking it over so happened to live.
Mike:We and now I'm broke we had a 400.
Dusty:We should have had no. Cuz I said, cuz I said, and now I'm broke talking about you, and then we both went nah.
Mike:We had a 460 euro meal At this.
Ryno:Michelin star. I thought you said a 460 euro meal.
Mike:And, by the time, like we did the wine pairing and I didn't know what I was. I don't speak Italian. Oh really None, and and so I ordered wine to go with it. Is this really sweet white wine? Heather was shmammered. I peed on the walls of the forum. Yes, the city of Rome. Yes, we were vomiting the whole way back. It was an amazing experience. I felt like that was the most wrong. I was, wine drunk as shit, stumbling around the city of Rome.
Nick:Yeah.
Mike:I feel like that's the most Roman thing you could have done At the time yeah, yeah but oh sorry. So like I put in for leave, for that, that's a segue, that's good podcasting. Yeah, like you can request leave, so you can go.
Dusty:Nothing there, thought she'd slam one of them. I really I think I should like shunned her last time. I think she's afraid to do you afraid to sound effect?
Mike:Don't let them.
??:So when I took leave, so I took leave for COVID, you know, to get unemployment and all that stuff. And now they put me on leave. They told me I could and all that stuff, and then I got addicted to flipping channels and I started.
Dusty:Oh, okay.
??:Not having bills is the goal. That's the goal. I thought that's an industry that's died. Now, though, not having the flipping industry slow, so too many people see that now people know what. Well, now, here's the thing. I know what I got. Goodwill has been like holding stuff back.
Mike:Yeah and here's the thing and, however you feel, the ethics wise of it.
??:Hey, I was shopping at a church store. No one went to. You know I wasn't like that the scalpers they were gonna like throw the shit away and all that. And they had some like pieces, dude, like I got a couple hundred fifty dollar t-shirts and I kept most of them. It wasn't even like I sold them, but I was shopping like around here. It was different, it's different around here. You can still find some shit here, but you know you can't but farman's better selling muffins are better. Selling brownies are better.
Ryno:My fallen mom had a killing there for a while, and then the whole flipping thing.
??:I, you still can it just like it's work.
Ryno:I mean, he was using eBay and Amazon, and then finally Amazon like.
Mike:They really kind of locked everything down over you can make Amazon's kind of losing its appeal these days.
Dusty:I know like FMLA gets you well, everybody's drop shipping yeah that's the problem.
Nick:I can submit what that is, so you want to sell something right.
??:You buy it, I keep it for you. You never touch it. Okay, so you sell something, I ship it out.
Nick:Oh, okay, so that's like I have a website, somebody buys something from me, but I mail it. Yeah, okay.
Dusty:Yeah, and all he does is mail, so he don't run a website or a duty. Yeah, so you don't know shit about it.
??:No, I caught like I had a problem the other day, mm-hmm. This day it had prime shipping says going my house in three days. It came from China and it's gonna take three months. And I messaged them I was like hey, what's? Going on. They said oh no, it's prime shipping. I was like it's obviously not, it's coming from China.
Ryno:They're like, yeah, I was like what and I was like they're, it's a great product that's like you don't fucking know.
Dusty:Yeah, it's in a warehouse in China, so it really start. It really does it I got to go back, okay. It happens a lot in Like um company. I work for ships, though like like. We sell like. If there's like a huge items that we don't carry in our warehouse, we sell like through a company you know, we say like tick tock.
Ryno:Yeah, like merch shops, on all these channels and stuff. These people don't print their shirts and hoodies and everything.
Dusty:Oh, so okay, I have some shops are drop shippers, so basically, if Kasia is doing our merchandise like she wouldn't have anything to do with our website, I would just tell her when I had, when I get an order and she would ship it to him.
Mike:Why would you just find somebody local to make your stuff?
Ryno:Some people do, some people do. I mean it's kind of a hassle to the like. You go online and find a group.
Mike:It's like I'm it's not necessarily just that better than supporting child labor.
Dusty:True, you know, I don't. I think child labor is probably underrated.
Ryno:It was driven entirely by children that's still up somehow.
Dusty:That's fine.
Mike:We're definitely on somebody's labor is not good, but it is effective. I think we can all that's true.
Nick:Yeah, I mean yeah. Who could argue? I mean it's not great.
Mike:The point is some great products that she in what?
Dusty:when I was in Korea morally bad and Functionally good he has spitting facts.
Mike:I'm not gonna say what we're all thinking of. I'm not thinking you guys.
Dusty:Everybody's mind is in the gutter. It's cuz Eric's not here. Where'd he go? We?
Mike:don't have anything to talk about. Roll that six. What is your favorite? Blue?
Dusty:dice, blue dice, blue dice. That's not broke. Blue four, seven. You have to die. I should have told you, sorry, we can wrap that up, yeah what's your favorite musical?
??:So many time Chicago raffer madness.
Dusty:Chicago Rent is Chicago, the only musical you know. It's the one I've seen on Broadway.
Ryno:Okay, can I say Shrek? Can I go back and say Shrek?
Dusty:Let me go back and say Shrek, give me a couple weeks, and I'll say musical was awesome, I'll very good. What's yours?
Nick:Oh rent.
Ryno:Is this main girls musical gonna be good?
Dusty:no, dude. I think it was like there was like a bunch of reviews that it was like maybe this doesn't hold up. Man, it's like you should. That should have died 30 years ago.
Ryno:No, no, no, no. Everybody's a mean girl now. That's the problem. I'm out time, out perfect discussion for this group of people.
??:Because we're mean.
Ryno:New Batman movie or new Joker movie.
??:New Joker movie, if they didn't make another Joker movie for 40 years, I'd be content.
Dusty:It's a musical. Did you know that I love?
??:Lady Gaga, what are you talking?
Dusty:about Good God Knowledge it don't acknowledge it.
Nick:It's a musical I did not know it's a musical, Lady Gaga.
Ryno:You know what I'm talking about. The campaign today. You don't understand this? Like the third time.
Mike:Sometime ago, like a few years ago. I don't even care. All right, that's not a joke that it should you know what I mean I wonder what he's saying Is a bad. Can he sing? Do we know?
??:Yeah, he was walking, johnny Cash.
Ryno:He has a valid point. The man have the mic.
Mike:It's the last Joker movie is not a Batman no.
??:Franchise movie, but it is they make it but it's not this I agree with you, oh Jesus oh my gosh, I'm gonna sock.
Mike:Yes, and you've done all of it.
Dusty:I don't know which that was in reference to. Oh, I'm gonna cut 30 minutes this.
Mike:Not a Batman movie. Right, it's not a Batman movie. So I mean, I was very curious to see what they do with the walking Phoenix thing and I did you go into it?
Dusty:Did you like it?
Mike:I did just to say I liked it, the same way I like the Batman there are but would you like it from the perspective here?
Dusty:So here's how I felt about the movie. I don't know being the Joker it didn't have to be related to Batman and I could have been like the movie could have just been an amazing Sadness or hold on movie. Could have just been called sadness or something right.
Mike:Yeah, 100%, and I'd be with it. They were just looking to cash in. Yeah, I mean, you just call it the madman or something like that and the dude can be a clown Even, and you don't have to. You don't just give him a different color vest.
Dusty:I think the the ideal and tell me if I'm wrong is the perspective is like it's his madness in his mind. That's why he sees it as a musical. The new one right the musicals like this he's supposed to be in his mind, like he's mad. Yeah, that's how he sees the world. I kind of get what you're saying, this so here's a perfect case study of this.
Ryno:What you just said. Prometheus is an amazing standalone movie. Mm-hmm. There was no point or no real need, necessarily the tide into the alien.
??:I'm a disagree. It's not the same, though it's close. It's not this. I'm burn out.
Dusty:Doublehand, doublehand.
Ryno:I'm gonna say some everybody.
??:Yes, for sure. No, I Don't care about the Joker anymore. Dude, who cares if they're better than Heath Ledger? That was an amazing performance, right yeah, but I don't it's. It was fucking how many. I was a junior in fucking high school, dude.
Mike:That's the last time I killed a chicken, right that's 16 years ago. All right where are we going? Where are?
??:you that movie could have been like to do. What a man. American psycho was but it's a Joker movie instead and it's like it's what you're saying If it had just been called like the mad man, I'd have been like best movie of the year.
Dusty:I just want to make sure everybody knows Nick is on the show.
Nick:I'm zoned out bad.
Dusty:You dominated this much in like Four or five years.
Nick:Yeah, I just meant since sword in the stone.
Dusty:Shannon Farrell three times.
??:I.
Dusty:My name, nick's friendship recently has has, like and Like when we like, rekindled our friendship. This was a couple years ago, like we play cards together and always did stuff and always been close, but like I Didn't talk to him in a few months and he messaged me and was like you know who? This is right, but there's a guy and he I mean he probably listens to this and you know, I hope he does. It's all in fucking love you.
??:It's all in front anyway. Well, we're cool now we're cool now. Yeah, we're cool now. I love the Wrigley.
Dusty:He, it was infamous for him. Like cutting deals and like Getting like you get fucked on the deal, or or like he never received payment.
Nick:Yeah, or you never received payment, never saw it down there or whatever right.
Dusty:But I mean like it was really cuz he was man, I don't know. I was close with him so I was gonna say I was biased at the time. But yeah, he owed me some money from a deal that we had done for some books. And Nick messaged me randomly one day and I was at work and he was like guess who I'm sitting in the fucking unit barber chair.
Nick:Right, I was getting my haircut at the shop. Well, what was?
Dusty:his name Stephen yeah.
Nick:Stephen opened up that shop.
Dusty:Shout out to Steve Adams. I love Steve.
Nick:Yeah, I was getting my hair cut at his shop because it had just opened and shattered my barrier and the guy was also there.
??:Yeah, and I was like, because they have the Wrigley, they run that restaurant.
Nick:Yeah, I didn't know, yes, yeah, but anyway, he was there and he was like talking to me or whatever, we were being cordial and I was like don't you owe several people money?
Ryno:Yeah, you were standing on business Straight to the jugular.
Nick:Well, I mean, it was a lot of people I was close with at the time you know, but anyways, I knew Dusty's was specifically what I thought was a larger amount of money. It turned out not to be, but regardless that was not a dissident, I mean it was significant.
Dusty:I thought it was like $400. Yeah, it was.
??:Oh, okay, I thought I was thinking, I was like, I thought it was like an eight man collection or something Cause you had a huge collection at one point.
Mike:So yeah, no, no, we've not been in a fight a long time.
??:Right Say Right.
Dusty:No man, Mike Knookson bucks but yeah, and then he mentioned me about that and he ended up paying me. He fucking sent me money. So, yeah, we were cool on that. It was just, that was wild.
Ryno:Hey, you get your haircut. She has fucking got that money Paypal.
Nick:It was an excellent haircut, though, yeah.
??:Steve always has a good job yeah y'all got history.
Dusty:You stay, I love.
Ryno:Steve, we've not had a barber on oh, that'd be good.
Mike:Oh you know you could get.
Ryno:Yeah, I must say we defaced a couple of barbers. You know what I?
??:would say Cause I ain't there, ain't nothing. I bet we have so much to talk about Absolutely.
Dusty:I think that would be the best fucking show.
Mike:I want to come on as a spectator.
Ryno:We have walked back a lot of a parking.
Mike:You gotta get a vomit bag, micah.
Dusty:Micah would know Right.
Ryno:I walked back a lot of things Make him stop. I will not walk that back, I won't.
Dusty:No, no, no, it's cool. I thought I see him all the time. I never talked to him. Does that work to him? Like I said, like hey, I need everybody to be quiet Just one second. All right, Everybody be real quiet. Listen.
Ryno:You hold that chair fucking WD 40.
Dusty:Actually it was all brand WD 40. It's like WD 25. Yeah, wd 25 and a quarter. Did he have a fucking show? It kind of makes me sad. I kind of miss the like the resident evil sounds as soon as I did it, I was like oh no, let me get to squeaking more.
Nick:Who ummed?
Dusty:Who ummed? Who do you think ummed?
??:Shut the fuck up. Do you listen to any female rap?
Ryno:Like I told you we're not coming back to this.
Mike:No, it'll change your life.
??:It'll change your life. It really will.
Dusty:It's really a female rap.
??:I hate a lame bitch with class. Don't do female rap, please. No, I'm not.
Dusty:Nick, how much female rap do you listen?
Nick:to. I listen to Kyla Cash, I think is her name. Is that her name? You know I'm talking about cash.
Dusty:I do not know them the only new music I listen to is if my son adds it to my Spotify playlist. Listen otherwise it's strictly shipped from 2002. No.
??:I have to lose.
Nick:Start listening to Dexter and the Moon Rocks they're playing at more probably this year.
??:What kind of genre.
Nick:They're like a trippy folky country top vibe Off it, but they have rock elements too.
Mike:Sometimes I'm like a heavy song.
Dusty:I'm not going to listen to it.
Ryno:I'm 40 and I'm done I stopped in 98 man, Unless there's new foo fighters. Like new foo fighters. My musical base stopped in 98.
Dusty:The last time I was doing new band was the people who opened for me. Kenny Hope, not his Grunge, oh that good, cool, he's good.
Ryno:He's like a black punk singer.
Dusty:Like it's like punk rap Kind of, and it's yeah, and it's got like it. It feels good, don't it? Mounder or Mounder? I listen to a lot of it I mean it feels like it gives you good like yellow card.
Mike:I'm with it.
Dusty:Yellow card.
??:Yeah, yeah.
Dusty:It's like yeah, it's interesting, he's only got like 18 songs or something like like you know okay. Yeah, he don't have a ton of shit, but then he's got heavy like collabs with like really, really popular people.
Nick:So speaking of heavy tracks, fucking shouting him out hard. And the Bond Vils is also very good and they're also playing it, robert, this year.
Dusty:Are you a? This is the year of this year. No structure.
??:We were like fist fighting people in the crowd.
Nick:She's also probably I brought in my taste, but I still like all the same stuff. He also.
Dusty:I think was probably still in the closet.
Nick:No, nothing. Everything that's like 2012.
Dusty:Everything's the fucking same. It was the same shit, yeah.
??:You had a game store. What was that? How's that that?
Dusty:two, two, two thousand 2011.
??:Yeah, 10 or 11.
Dusty:Yeah, long fucking time. That does not feel like where were you, mike? Southern. He pulls the mic. I was in the middle of a civil war.
Mike:In Africa yeah.
Dusty:Real fucking awesome.
Mike:I want to hear more about this celebrated New Year's Eve From that year on the roof of an embassy.
Dusty:Where were you, rano, managing GameStop?
??:2011. Corporate hell 11 was games.
Dusty:Yeah, I know, because we fucking collabed.
Ryno:Yeah.
Dusty:We collabed on Madden tournaments.
Mike:Madden tournaments clad.
Ryno:Nicholas, where were you In?
Dusty:2011.
Nick:Yeah, at your gang store, at your store.
Mike:Where was Kei in?
Dusty:2011?. In the middle of a divorce.
Mike:Monroe, probably in the hospital.
Dusty:Monroe's, like yep 2011 hospital.
Ryno:You know I hate the point of my life now where, like I had kids the other day and he's like fucking curing himself.
Dusty:That's true. He does not do that. He drinks Mountain Dew like a motherfucker. He made it. He's allowed to. He made it.
??:When you make it, you can act different. You know what I'm saying.
Dusty:That's what. I was saying we didn't get banned yet You're not going to, it's just like you say it. You're not going to as long as I'm talking. You're not going to get banned, no, shut the fuck up.
??:I have a little buzz, though, Damn you know you get canceled.
Ryno:I work for myself.
??:Who's going to say, shit, I'm going to fire myself. No, them chickens still got to be fed.
Ryno:We talking about he's more like the chickens depend on me.
??:He's more dependent on the chicken I cried yesterday. I dropped him sheep off, dude, I can't believe it really.
Mike:It's unbelievable, it's amazing.
Dusty:It's impressive.
??:It's a while.
Dusty:We're talking about it's. It's impressive. I really didn't know.
Ryno:My son like they were talking about music and I was trying to get the same thing over. Eric wouldn't stop talking.
??:Yeah, that's what I mean, and here's the thing. That's what I'm talking about. Just let him fucking talk.
Ryno:My kid looked at me and I started playing. It was something on some Spotify playlist. He's like oh you listen to divorce, dad rock.
Nick:Yeah, I was like oh, fuck it, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
??:Good punch, hey put that, put that crew Right. How boys have time to go.
Ryno:I think his pop approach and they're like yep, that's divorce. And then I brought it to work the next day. Now everybody's dying and I had a whole conversation and I don't know if Will listens to this. He's a guy, One of the guys on my team. He's like starts naming off every band that I've enjoyed over my lifetime. He's like yep, that's divorce, dad rock.
??:Yeah, and I'm just like and Nickelbacks popular now.
Ryno:People like yeah, they fuck with them.
Nick:They're like wow.
??:They should. You have a mud vein T shirt? Yeah.
Ryno:You have a mud vein T shirt.
??:Fuck off. I wish I could have seen your face on the air. What are you? Mud vein T shirt oh yeah.
Nick:Listen when a man paints you a picture with words.
Ryno:It's hard to not look at. He nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it, he nailed it he nailed it, he nailed it. They're like listening to music for 2011.
??:They've been listening to fireworks.
Nick:Hell yeah, like the man fireworks.
Mike:Yeah, hey Eric, could I ask a question?
??:Yeah, Ask. Away baby.
Dusty:Hey, dustin, yeah man, no, no, no, don't even worry about it, I'm sorry. Also, the Alan Ranch is it was fine, until Eric started.
Mike:He should really do it. He should really do a better job of keeping his equipment in shape for a show.
??:It ain't mine. I brought a mic stand at him.
Mike:This isn't your show.
??:I know.
Mike:Right now it is.
Dusty:Tell him it is fucking show you lied about that One athlete I'm going to.
Ryno:Get in the aisle. Money is the fucking.
Dusty:I'm sorry.
??:I'm going to throw it in here.
Mike:I'm sorry. Ok, my question is yes.
Nick:So I'm sitting here with Caitlin Clark.
Mike:If you were in the special? This is for everyone. This is a group question. I like this. If you were in the special Olympics, which event are you confident you could win? Hurdling which, which event are you confident you would lose Most of them?
Dusty:Chop put.
Nick:You could win it.
Mike:You could win it, and what?
Nick:about lose.
Mike:Everything else, all of the other ones.
Dusty:All of the other ones.
Nick:This is a really hard one to answer without saying something that's not awful.
Mike:We're still alive, we're good.
Nick:Yeah.
Dusty:Not be awful. Hey, I just want you to know that I think there's a misconception of the Special Olympics because, like Jamal, charles was in it.
Nick:Yeah, Was in the Special Olympics.
Ryno:Jamal Charles is he's probably I mean he's, he's an elite NFL runner-up.
Dusty:He's an elite NFL runner-up like.
Ryno:Rush for 2,000 yards.
Dusty:I always say he's the Special Olympics because his IQ is super low.
??:Once you explain it, it sounds worse.
Mike:Have you ever seen the Special Olympics wrestling?
Nick:No.
Mike:Like.
??:Down syndrome kids wrestling. I'm not being me, I probably can't. It's as impressive, hard as fuck.
Mike:The Special Olympics aren't as good there are lots of easy jokes to be made about the Special Olympics as a theory, but when it comes down to the athletics of it, those kids are generally better athletes than 90 years ago.
??:That's why I said that my cousin used to go all the time that's weird.
Dusty:Shot put. That's the only one I could come up with. Shot put.
Mike:We have football players get hurt all the time that go out and do shot put because they throw their shoulder. It's just such an unnatural motion.
Dusty:Yeah.
Mike:That you hurt yourself because you go out in conflict. What do you think, nick?
Nick:What do you think, what I would?
Dusty:win at.
Nick:I think I said hurdling, but I don't think that is what I think it is, because then I realized that curling is what I was thinking.
Mike:Curling is a curler.
Nick:I would probably be really good at golf. I think that is a Special Olympics sport.
Ryno:I think this is the long time we've ever been in here. There is one in the gym.
Dusty:I know I'm sorry.
Nick:I want to go with this girl named Emily and her little brother. Her special needs that, George. The big long George. I remember following it on Facebook, which is why I think golf I could be wrong.
Mike:Let me poke a hole in what you are talking about. Golf is about quickly estimating distances. Autism exists. You are going to lose that shit quick.
Nick:Those kids can be like oh, that is 346 yards, that is true. I wonder if he has special interests in golf. I'm not letting Eric answer. What did you say?
Dusty:I'm not going to let Eric answer. I don't want to touch this with a 10 for the pole Leave a Vapence.
??:I'm not going to let Eric answer. I'm not going to let Eric answer.
Dusty:I don't want to touch this with a 10, for the pole Leave a Vapence Because we are all way fucking back at it.
Nick:I can't take one because people don't stop dying and you can't get PTO, so leave a Vapence.
Dusty:Yeah, I don't think they are either, and I don't think.
Nick:I don't want to grow the almost what the fuck.
Ryno:I know the answer, don't write it.
Dusty:I know the answer. Don't write it. Turn the page so nobody sees the joke on TikTok. Oh my God. I have found a YouTube channel.
Ryno:I know you've said in the past that you have a lot of respect for the dollar stress.
Dusty:Brian wrote something down and showed it to me.
Ryno:And there, so you need to check this out. It's called yeah Mad TV and it's it's a dad joke game. Two people sit down at a table and they have a pre prepared list.
Mike:Yes, I have my family and if?
Ryno:you make each other laugh, you have to take shots and that's the first person to win and as they progressively go along and get more shmammered the funnier it gets, because they're they can't even get this shit out of their mouth.
Mike:The dude with the wrestlers nose.
Ryno:He's one of my favorites. There's the one that's the drug addict or no, he was a drug dealer, that was even better.
Dusty:Yeah, hey, he's fucking making wave inside.
??:He's calling. He's calling. Still third base. Now I was trying to interrupt you when we were talking with our he's calling plays for Oregon.
Nick:But, I love you man, you got to check it out. I didn't know those videos were long format. I thought they were just little clips that I saw on TikTok.
Ryno:Oh, they're like 25 minute long videos.
Nick:Oh, that's, it, so that's great.
Dusty:I always like to come back from a commercial after like, after like. What was that noise? What just happened? What did you do?
Ryno:I'm open like six Siders and I apologize that everyone that waited six weeks for so I think this is yeah, I apologize and this is lit.
??:What are you talking? About Um this is great.
Dusty:I don't know what that was in the middle of the table. It looked super weird.
Nick:It's a vape, but it's a utility yeah it looks like you're doing.
??:What is that got to go with it?
Nick:It's not quite a whip it.
Dusty:Poke it, I'm lost in it anyway.
??:So no, we just like I think this was a fucking the Joe's. I shouldn't have been the Joker I'm serious 30 minutes ago. If I hear another person go, Jared Litto what is good, as Heath Ledger Shut the fuck up.
Nick:What a.
??:Joker movie.
Ryno:Are we back on the Joker? No, but this is a real good question Right.
Nick:Barry Kjogan, the guy that's in Saltburn.
Ryno:He's playing the.
Nick:Joker in some kind of movie. I watched that movie though. Yeah, that was, I was there. Yeah, barry.
??:Kjogan.
Mike:Now I'm telling you, Saltburn must watch.
??:It's like midsummer's night dream. Yeah, it's so good. My favorite Shakespeare play. It's in my top 10 movies ever. No, I wouldn't go that far.
Nick:It's for me.
Dusty:It was horny.
??:It was a horny movie.
Dusty:What do you think? No, that's fucking not.
Nick:I probably just said it's true, it's based on experience.
Mike:No, what's?
??:up. You can block it. It's like midsummer night dream I know they get in the shit.
Dusty:Our listeners, if you fucking ask for it, you fucking get it. You get in the super show, you get in it.
Ryno:And all fucking Listen. This is what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
??:I'm going to get some food. You'll get some food, right, I got so much salsa, baby, we got enough people in this room, we don't even have to fucking pause.
Dusty:We got enough people on the podcast that we don't even have to pause when the fucking co-host walks away.
Nick:We're just fucking a bologna.
??:We could all walk away. Now I've recorded how podcast I'm on.
Dusty:We had nobody else's mic on, but here's the rest of them have to show anyway.
??:I'm sorry, I love it.
Nick:I think this podcast has been great so far. My anxiety attack's almost over, so I'm back.
??:I kill for a new port. I can't walk out. I'd smoke a new port. You could fucking walk outside and smoke a new port. I don't want to leave. I'm having a blast. I used to podcast every week and now I don't. I miss it sometimes.
Dusty:You should fucking do it. Yeah, everybody's, I'm farming.
??:Yeah, it's also a day one cook.
Nick:Yeah.
Dusty:Oh, I'm so proud of you.
??:Spicy salsa dip is delicious. Hey, I ain't no regular bitch, no regular day. I hate a lame bitch for class, you know.
Dusty:Every regular bitch is a bitch, but not every bitch is a regular bitch. Hold up. I can't speak it. I don't know, she still makes him a bitch. Mike, use my mic. Use my mic, put both our mouths on it.
??:You know that was my first time making it, though.
Nick:We did a bomb-ass job the first time around.
Dusty:No, my mom, I got a kid the first time. I made Whoopie.
??:Wow, you know, it shocks me every time I see you that very married you. I swear she's a saint in Europe. Seeing her.
Dusty:God, You're fucking. I'm like that went kind of hard on me. That feels she's just. It feels kind of mean. No, I look at you know, I look at no, no if you want to know something funny when I was a kid.
??:I wrote a paper once about Dusty.
Nick:Did you really?
??:Yeah, and I loved Dusty. He knows I do. But Bree's just such a kind individual it doesn't make no sense.
Nick:That's true. What the?
Dusty:fuck is the kind. She's a kind like a.
??:I don't fuck An asshole, All my friends over at my fucking house and they're all assholes and we're all assholes, and we're all assholes, you and.
Nick:Bree are like the Appalachian jelly roll and bunny.
??:She's the sweetest human in the world.
Nick:Like I've never.
??:No, I swear, Bree's the best in the number of reasons. Jelly roll that country rapper, he looks like yeah, that's me, I don't know I just been on TikTok too much, yeah me too, I love TikTok. I have 5,000 followers and they talk to me and like watch my lives and shit. I'm scared to go live Now. Going live is great. I told you I made two bucks already putting a pig fence up. You were drinking this poison.
Nick:Well, my friend Brandy made like 1500 bucks last month and she goes on there and does those battles or whatever. Oh, yeah, and I don't understand why people give you money.
??:It don't make no sense, dude. I don't get it. You got a lot of it, but I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it too.
Nick:You can't take a leave of absence from that job, but you fucking here's the thing right.
??:I'm very privileged. I'm a Nepo, baby Sweet fuck and a trust phone kid, it's just like.
Dusty:Yes, no, that's a fuck. I can't fucking.
??:I'm just saying like I can take a leave of absence from that job.
Nick:No, he got lots of bucks. I can't take a leave of absence from that job.
??:I can't take a leave of absence from that job. Fuck free, fuck free, dude. I had a house and a farm and a trust.
Nick:This is my favorite thing, and I was raised on a farm.
??:Every happened once my definition. We're still talking about that. We're still talking about that.
Nick:This sounds like a lifetime movie and it's fucking awesome. No.
Ryno:I live a lifetime movie. My cast too, but like, not in this country.
Nick:I live in this country. No, it was Africa. Fuck your dog. No, we're just waiting for it.
??:It don't matter yeah we're fucking talking about it. Give me a brief summary of what. In five words, tell me what you were talking about what the fuck?
Mike:We were talking about farming. I made the joke. I made the joke that I was a trust phone.
??:Nepo, baby, it was a joke. I heard that. That's what made me go what the? Fuck, how did we get to? I'm a trust phone, nepo, baby. It's a joke because it's true.
Nick:I'm a trust. Phone Nepo baby, I'm a trust phone Nepo baby.
Dusty:I'm a trust phone, nepo baby. I'm a trust phone, nepo baby. I'm a trust phone, nepo baby.
??:It's a joke because it's true, but it's not because like. I wish there had been money in it, but there was like 60 acres.
Nick:Boys. How good is that? This is the fucking. I don't know how you guys do this.
Ryno:He covered a piece of pizza.
??:He asked some other new Y'all acting, Y'all acting. I love you so much, baby.
Dusty:But there's a reason he asked to cook that fucking good it's so good, what's the reason we? Fucking, you, fucking, laser-eyed. I will kill you. That's all it's gonna do. Oh, that's what we get as a band.
Mike:That's a lifetime friendship right there.
??:Seriously, though, why do I have nothing to do with it?
Dusty:Nope nope, nope. One of the hosts talk, listen I gave up.
Ryno:Man, I'm starting over here Tell him how good the salsa I made. Now my job is cooking.
Mike:How good is the salsa Rino's band.
Dusty:That's my job Rino has been doing this for a long time, and that's my job. Rino has banned himself from the podcast and he's only eating salsa.
??:No, Ryan, Ryan, my job is cooking. How good is that salsa.
Mike:I tried it is. It's fine.
??:Like what is it? Is it creamy? Is it spicy? Is it sweet? What is it?
Ryno:Tell me. Describe it with words. I feel uncomfortable saying creamy after you said it Is it moist? It's moist yeah.
Dusty:I wasn't sure.
Ryno:Very damp when we were.
Dusty:Lean in and chew. This is Lean in and chew. Lean in and chew. Unpaid lunch the Unpaid Lunch Podcast. First ever super show.
??:I think this should be the regular no Fuck.
Dusty:I wouldn't do this again if it earned a million dollars. I love it, I mean why I mean.
??:I'm being a winner.
Dusty:I'm being a winner, that's if you dick on camera for a million dollars. Why are you doing?
??:that Probably a lot less. Yup.
Dusty:Yeah, that number's honestly a little high. I feel, suspicious A little, you're trying to.
Ryno:You're trying to cry. You're trying to cry, you're trying to cry.
Dusty:Yeah, that number, that number seems scammy.
Ryno:That's like a number that. That's the second time tonight I've seen one of y'all crying.
Dusty:When you knew I could not do it for a number. Why lower than that?
??:You know, I brought 12 beers a night and there's four left and Mike drank two. Yeah, we're one of them.
Dusty:You need another baby. Nobody's surprised by that.
??:Hey, hey, you earned a good content. You can clip his shit up.
Ryno:I don't remember being a brat.
Nick:He clipped his shit up and put it on a chin tuck. But then it ain't got to dude, it's gone. What?
??:the fuck, yes, it fucking everybody at the song you can't keep that hate in the kitchen and get the fuck out, get the fuck out.
Dusty:Listen, listen, remember that time I love you?
Ryno:Do we gag in time? I'm gonna put him somewhere. No, I'll be in too. I know that you can.
Dusty:No, it's fucking. Don't gag in time. He likes that. I don't Give him what it was.
Mike:I don't like to be gagged. What is gagging?
??:What's it called when you're Shit?
Dusty:Sorry, I never heard that Never experienced that.
Nick:No, the definition of that. Don't know that word, don't know her, oh man.
??:No, I'm pretty, Start screaming.
Ryno:Is it screaming? Are you not entertained?
Dusty:No one's here, are you not?
??:entertained. I'm young.
Ryno:I'll say oh for screaming career no.
Dusty:God, I feel like everybody is we're gonna get the worst rating. No, what are you talking?
??:about. This is great. Clip it up and put it on TikTok, you can get all kinds of views.
Dusty:How often are we in the red? Is it like every time somebody talks is like maxed out frequencies?
??:It's gonna take you a week, you gotta turn it down if you do that, you turn them down.
Dusty:Have you listened to us, bro? Right? Sometimes we're like this. I like to have a bro counter on them Like this show specifically. Can we do?
Ryno:like a TikTok thing that just has a bro counter on Eric Bro Bro.
??:Bro, bro, how good is that salsa.
Dusty:God damn it's more.
??:How good was enchilada.
Dusty:Enchilada.
??:Enchilada suíces. Enchilada lachom hey they ain't many things I can do. I parked at Danny Cancer. No, you did. No, you fucking did. I did Shut the fuck up.
Ryno:I told you I was a little too dead.
Dusty:You're an idiot. I'm so stupid, it's the dumbest thing. Did you go right here to these houses on the end?
??:Yeah, I just parked out here, no Dude, you can park up the street what you can park in front of me. I'm talking about parking out here.
Ryno:The fucking crackheads up the road got mad.
??:Are they crackheads or are they just, yeah, a trick, chill, right, I'm behind the backs of the hall.
Ryno:Mark it time down. For me, that's right.
Dusty:Hey Ryan.
Mike:If you're, I was about to make a joke about you parking at Danny Cancer. If you're, this is your little.
??:I'm just super show. If you're helping, don't do a little bit of drugs, thanks for tuning in. No, let's keep going. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? This is a Joe Rogan episode. Let it run.
Ryno:Let it run, dude. What are you doing?
??:What are you doing? Let it run.
Nick:Let it run. I mean, can we take a?
??:break and smoke a cigarette, but let's come back.
Ryno:I'm just saying. I'm just saying I'll take this Hang out. You go ahead and go smoke a cigarette.
??:No, let's hang out. I'm talking about hanging out.
Dusty:Let's take it All right. We're going to take a pause. Let's go Tune in next week to hear the end to all this chaos.