Unpaid Lunch : A Podcast About Work
Everyone hates work, but almost all of us have to do it. Join Heavy D with a new guest each week, asking the dumbest questions about their job we can come up with.
Basically just people talking about how much they don't want to work. That's all.
We try to stay under your lunch time so you have time to cry before clocking back in. usually a guest stops by to tell us a story about their crappy job.
Remember that nobody is stopping you from quitting your job, But you.
Unpaid Lunch : A Podcast About Work
A Hilarious Celebration: Veterans Day with Toe
Get ready for an episode that will have you laughing, reminiscing, and pondering. We've brought back our favorite vet, Toe, for a hearty Veterans Day celebration, and let's just say the conversation got as explosive as a grenade pen keychain! From comparing our first cars to the nitty-gritty of Spotify's hidden features (yeah, we're premium users), this episode is a wild ride. Toe even lets us in on a few military secrets, like how different grenades work. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!
We switch gears to tackle some serious stuff, too. How do we really feel about sexism in sports? What are our thoughts on the often-overlooked WNBA? And who is the absolute worst Mortal Kombat character? (Spoiler: we all disagree!) The conversation keeps rolling as we delve into the legalities of discussing salaries at work, and we even contemplate inviting a union rep on a future episode. Yes, it's as juicy as it sounds!
And of course, we could never forget our amazing patrons and viewers. You guys are the reason we do what we do, and we cannot thank you enough. We wrap up with some dream job chatter and budget vacation options because who doesn't want to dream a little? And remember, no matter how tempting, don't quit your job--we're all old and fat, and we need to stick together. Buckle up, folks, it's time to hit play!
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On your break. Today we celebrate Veterans Day with our favorite vet in studio and also he brought a little game for us to play, so we participate in that Alright time to clock out for lunch. Welcome in to our paid lunch and thanks for spending your break with us. I'm Heavy D Rhino's here. As always back in studio for Veterans Day, we've got our favorite vet.
Ryno:That's arguable, I have to say that I think it's right.
D:Toe is back Keys here. Monroe's at fucking work, I think it's David dead. A little bit. No, I think he got back with his ex, so that's the same as been dead.
Toe:I got you.
D:They don't need to have listened, so I'm not going to cut this.
Toe:Either he was dead or he has COVID again and you and my mother were going to get him to some type of basketball.
D:He had he, he I think he did have COVID again and he got back with his ex. It's already, mike don't know that. Last week we had to fucking suspend her. She's, we give her access to the buttons and she, she quit. This is like all right, we're going to give you full access to the buttons. She's like all right, crickets, everything works out.
Ryno:Got me.
D:Oh, so uh Toe, how you been.
Ryno:I've been splendid. How have you been?
D:I've been great that was. I guess that question was I should have been more open ended.
Ryno:Life has been good man, Just football seasons. Why wound winded?
D:What is gown. It sucks that most of our conversations I say sucks, it makes me feel like a terrible father, just all about our kids, it's well, I mean that's our whole life, yeah we get like a three month period. We only know each other because our kids play sports together. Yeah, because that's how your friend.
Ryno:No, I mean it's not consecutive.
Toe:I was about to say what? Yeah, you don't get that shit.
Ryno:No, as an adult. Your parents, your friends are determined by who you are.
Toe:Yeah, it's your expanded social circle.
Ryno:You have no choice.
D:I mean yeah, Well, the first time I seen you when we got back was our kids at preschool. Pre school oh, this is. What I love is that you were.
Toe:You were hot, You're still hot, but that was like we're getting our circles getting ready to come around right now. This is why I'm loving it Like we have wrestling coming up, so oh yeah, yeah, we're fucking hanging out.
D:We're going to do some podcast. We got a ton of them.
Ryno:Yeah, we'll do them in a different.
Toe:Corbin room A 15.
D:You know, I told I've told you this before that I can't tell you I can't treat you, I can't be like thanks for your service, because it's weird, it is weird.
Speaker 4:The whole thing is weird.
D:Yeah, because I'm not. I'm, I'm only thankful you're alive. That's pretty much it Same. Yeah, right on, I'm thankful you're alive too. I didn't WD 40 this chair. I know you're going to say something I didn't. I'm not even going to move.
Toe:I've already heard it three times A feeder stable on the ground. No, listen, move. One time Did you play like old school resident. Oh my God, all right, loading door. You're opening a door to go into, like the mausoleum hallway, to pick up a green herb. I was going to say red, ready Go. You were going to say red herb. I was going to say red. Shit, yeah, it's there.
Ryno:It's actually like it's going to go by the wind.
Toe:A permanent guest host. Now is that fucking chair. I hate it, man. I'm so mad about it every week.
D:I'm going to put some WD 40 on that shit. My dad would be so disappointed at me, so if he's not already, I had a question for everyone while we're here before everybody because yeah, because it's been on my brain today, I sent you some videos, many of us.
Toe:That's kind of what turned it on my head Point of links.
Speaker 4:No.
Toe:So everyone, when they're at work at some point or another, has YouTube pulled up in the background Spotify, so I'm a shit going on. Do you have a work playlist?
D:Do I have a work playlist like of Spotify?
Ryno:separate from music. Are you talking about a YouTube playlist or a music playlist?
D:Music playlist it can't wait to be YouTube. So I have both right. My YouTube playlist is usually like Gordon Ramsay's best of at Kitchen.
Toe:Nightmares.
D:Yeah.
Ryno:There's new ones.
D:Yeah.
Toe:I know there's new ones.
D:Yeah, shout out, gordon, come on the show. It'll be hot, we'll make case of these or some shit. But yeah, my Spotify playlist it really depends on the time of the day, but my work Spotify playlist like if nobody's there, it's usually just my like driving playlist the same playlist that I have if I'm driving. So I need to be able to do 80.
Toe:So what's that playlist?
D:Man, it's like Newfound Glory, and it's the same as all my other playlists, except for like less songs.
Ryno:So you only got the hits? It's your repeats. Yeah, it really is.
D:I only listened to like 20 songs. It's fair and I pay you like for premium Spotify. Yeah, See I absolutely have to have premium.
Ryno:I'm a big fan of the made for you mixes on.
D:May 2. Those are awesome.
Ryno:I just type in mix and I'll you know it'll be like a clown core angry music.
D:You should like make a forum about how do you Spotify, because there's like hidden stuff in Spotify that's like in Netflix, like you can type in like mix or like day or like there's a bunch of shit, it's a lot more custom to you than you realize, and I'm a big fan of the DJ now too.
Ryno:Yeah, he calls me by name. It's fun.
D:You just love AI.
Ryno:I love AI and I mean, I'm scared of it. I know what's going to. I'm a welcome our robot overlords.
D:Yeah Well, you like the opposite of AI, though.
Ryno:You've got some chickens and I am, I'm a little bit.
Toe:He's like 65% metal at this point.
D:He's going to grow it. You have a cell phone. You're mostly metal.
Toe:You're in cyborg, you're like the really bad Terminator salvation.
D:He's not even he's not even like the budget was low for Terminator Smell parts.
Toe:He lightly minds. Like I cannot get away from system of a down Manson, like I've been living on some Marilyn Manson.
D:I think you got, I think like I was in your car or something and system of a down was playing I think it was Lonely's day was playing and that added that to every play.
Toe:It's always play.
D:Like, I added it to every playlist I have.
Ryno:Man, listen if you could invest in music. There are white guys in the army commercials again, so invest in drowning pool, toby Keith and like system of a down those bands. I'm telling you they're going to make a lot of system of down investable. I don't know, I just I've been there. I remember what it was like. There's about to be a new war. What's? The white guys are in the commercials again, like as soon as there's a dude with a dip in the commercial, we're at war.
Toe:Immediately you start here and see your voice.
D:Everything's just Toby Keith Alums.
Ryno:Toby Keith is going to, like he just from the ashes. I think he's making a comeback.
Toe:I think he's supposed to like go on towards. It was about 68 years ago.
D:That's going to be in collab with the US Army right.
Ryno:Like he's got a defense contract, him and Halliburton. Halliburton calls it mother.
D:We have all the new clear codes and Toby. Keith.
Toe:So there was a mysterious CD that we found one time when we were working to do surface survey and jobs. There was this expedition that we had. I had like a eight disc CD changer insert open pop sound. Pow clear throw Everything. Get all the noises out of the way.
D:She's got to stay forever.
Toe:So this eight disc CD changer has one disc in it, and that one disc has one song. It's Toby Keith. I'm not as good as I once was Yo.
Toe:And I would go every like, every single time. We would leave the parking lot to go to a job like I don't know if you know Peyton Carver. Yeah, but Peyton has this binder that you could kill somebody with, like it's like 450,000 CDs, probably weighs 35 pounds. He would not touch anything until you played Toby Keith once. Then you take it out and put stuff in. It went to its own specific slot and then, when we were coming back home, toby Keith went back in and you played it one more time as you pulled into the parking lot. Well, I've heard that song way too many times.
D:The first verse of that song is about having a threesome with sisters.
Toe:It's definitely not as good as it once was.
D:Toby is literally the American dreamer I was like holy crap, is that really what that's about? And he was like yep, that's the first verse, it's just about that, and the second verse is about a bar fight. So he's just having sex with twins and in a bar fight.
Ryno:That dude? How is he not in the army? Like that's just a PFC?
Toe:Are we sure that he wasn't at some point? There's no way.
D:Well, he sang for the army, which is almost as good as being in it, yeah.
Toe:He's an honorary member.
D:If you ever went to like USO, you're basically in the army. Yeah, that's the way I feel it. Robin Williams Today Infantry what?
Ryno:is it? Is it the 12th? Did Also the 12th.
D:I keep looking at this. Today is the 12th 1105.
Toe:Following the I keep looking at this. Stick with it. Stick with it and I will say unpaid lunch. What do you want to talk about? Like he keeps going through my head, yeah.
D:That's the figure of the day, is the wrestling figure of the day is there's the American outmare, cuddy Rhodes.
Toe:Yeah, the.
D:Rhodes brothers are on the table.
Toe:Oh, oh, oh, oh well, he's down, my Mike's gone.
D:I knocked him down. The mic is not you, mike, the mic.
Ryno:I was wondering if I was still here.
D:Um, we're having Mike on. It's great that he is prepped harder, I think, maybe, than any guest has been prepped.
Ryno:I figured, if you guys aren't going to prep for shows, I would fucking right.
D:This man's never seen me, jesus. The guest appreciated so much.
Ryno:My favorite thing is this podcast? I'm going to start listening.
Toe:You're going to give her a big head? Oh, I thought.
Ryno:I'd listen.
Toe:now I'm just to pray, as now we're done to like three. I don't think Mike doesn't listen to anybody, much less podcast.
Ryno:I just watch history documentaries all day.
D:There's one person tells Mike what to do.
Ryno:It's true, and it's not me.
D:It's not one of the other voices. It's not me either. That's not what I'm going to say either.
Toe:It was what was weird, like we were getting right down here before the music videos and stuff. I sent Dusty video of my daughter just sitting so content watching Blink 182 and the Adam song, like she was just just watched like she's been through all the shit. She was just like soaking it in. Before that I came in through the kitchen into the living room. I just hear explosions everywhere and Ash was watching hacksaw rich again.
Ryno:You got to cut that shit off, man. I watched a lot of war movies and it didn't work out good.
D:What do you mean? You're alive. You killed a bunch of people.
Ryno:I did that's what I did. I can't bend over yeah but you have to go through a metal detector.
D:That's a great excuse to not go through a metal detector.
Ryno:I know I could be a great terrorist. You can go. I mean, I don't know how to build.
Toe:If we ever lose you, we can use the metal detector to.
D:Found him on, some Got him and so I can metal. He's completely steel, so I'm going to give the, I'm going to give the whole show to you right now.
Ryno:No, you said you had a questions.
D:Did I? I have one question. I've been waiting to ask it forever.
Ryno:Let's have it, it's super.
D:I feel like I'm just going to pepper these in here.
Ryno:Actually, we'll just do it this way I'm going to pepper them in.
D:That's fine, you go ahead and pepper. Yeah, you pepper whatever pepper it pepper it, I don't know what it's up or we're going from there. Does the military have technology before we do?
Ryno:Yes.
D:All right, so the answer is different. Or like how long is the military had 5G?
Ryno:Fuck, I don't know, man, we don't get that shit. We just get like nod or night vision with heat.
D:Oh, okay, before, Okay, before Okay. So not 5G, there's too much money in that Like we use computers with like Windows 2000. Yeah, okay, that's probably true.
Toe:I was going to say they get the pow pow before we do, but that's about it.
Ryno:We got cool shit, just not good shit.
D:Because anything that's not ran by a machine we have that's really nice.
Ryno:Oh yeah, like if it goes boom.
D:Yeah, and a lot, and you know we have cooler grenades and everybody else yeah.
Ryno:All grenades are cool, let's not go Fucking ones on the stick, make the most sense to me. Cool ones, I would love to throw those make the most sense to me. Every other grenade doesn't make sense. The baseball grenades are baseballs.
D:That makes sense because you know.
Toe:I mean, they're heavy Still is. My favorite grenade I've ever seen is the sock grenade from saving private rhymes yeah.
Ryno:I've never worn boots without socks.
Toe:Those dudes didn't wear boots long with those grenades.
Ryno:That's fucking true. Actually, my key chain that I use for my pickup truck is a grenade pen that I threw the grenade at a person and I kept the pen and that's what my keys are on.
D:That's so every now and then I can look at it. That's the most hardcore thing I've ever heard.
Ryno:That's my that dude and everybody within three to five meters of him.
Toe:That's so mad.
Ryno:That's your fucking key chain.
Toe:Key chains and dance certificate.
D:Yeah, yeah.
Toe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Ryno:Yeah, okay, you ready. I got some jokes and I got some questions.
D:You want a joke or a question first. Are you just going to say our names here, here, let's see, don't, don't give me any of them, save something to me.
Toe:I don't want to take them. What do you want me to do with them? Oh my God, give them to me. I'll take them, I'm excited.
D:Give me some. I'm going to get some, all right.
Speaker 4:So here you go.
D:What was?
Ryno:the name of your first car.
D:My first car. Yeah, can I ask you a question? You have to answer this one first I can't what if it's a security question and everybody gets my Google password.
Ryno:Okay, fair.
D:The next is what's your mother's maiden name. You're a fucking liar Dodge Stratus.
Ryno:That's not a name, that's a. That's my car, mine was a Dodge Avenger.
D:That's a first car Dodge Stratus.
Toe:He's asking if they didn't have a name. Oh, the name of it. You baby-fied that car.
D:Oh no, it was my mom, so I fucked it up.
Ryno:Do you remember my first car? Was it an Explorer no.
D:No.
Ryno:Before the Jeep Before the the Blue Skank 1984.
Toe:F-150 X-T. Yeah, I've been in the Blue Skank.
Ryno:We used to skateboard and roller skate on it.
Toe:You took me to baseball practice. Yeah, it was dangerous, wasn't it? It was not safe.
D:It was not safe. That was so long ago. Yeah, it was a long time ago.
Ryno:What was your name of your first car?
Speaker 4:Bessie.
Ryno:Bessie.
D:You're making that shit up? I think you're making it.
Ryno:It was a cow. She never had a car.
D:Piece of shit, right, I named it it was a.
Toe:Dodge it was a piece of shit. You ready to go next?
Ryno:Oh, wait, wait, wait. What's your current car's name?
D:Oh, bad bitch.
Ryno:Wait which car.
D:The Sion, of course.
Ryno:It lasts forever it's eternal.
Toe:I got nothing. You have a name Delilah hey that Delilah, I don't know it was that common to name your vehicle.
Ryno:It's not Mina, mina Mina like is in. You've been Mina driving off the bridge. Mina get a new one. No, it's from Dracula, doesn't matter. I love that.
D:That makes me happy that whole thing All right, this is awesome. I worry that he hasn't seen it. Best scene in Sandlot oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Sandlot.
D:All right, calm the fuck down.
Ryno:Make sure to check the back of your card.
D:There are some pictures of nothing on that one. Are there like do I win stuff? Is this like Bible school?
Ryno:Yeah, you get a prize. You get a bologna and cheese sandwich.
D:Fucking there ain't no better bologna cheese sandwich than the ones that Lisa Wagner made Absolutely white bread, bologna cheese no sauce, no sauce. If there was a coin under it, it was so good.
Toe:Listen. I went on one of those youth group trips to Myrtle Beach.
Ryno:And I saw shit.
D:It was really sexual.
Toe:The church bus was Brent and Tammy made the church bus very sexual. That's what I saw a lot of.
D:I made it very sexual Best scene in Sandlot.
Toe:Best scene in Sandlot? For me it's always going to be the resuscitation scene with Wendy Pepper corn, pepper corn.
Speaker 4:I lied, I've never seen it. God, I'm not surprised. Get the fuck out of my way To do your gender justice.
D:I control the buttons.
Ryno:Benny's long run.
Toe:Yeah, yeah it's up there for sure.
D:Um I like.
Toe:James Earl Jones in general being in that movie. Just he's gonna say I lied, I've not seen that movie.
D:I like the scene when nobody knows the ball is Babe Ruth, except for him and everybody's like what do you mean? It's like it's fine, We'll just get another ball. I love that scene. What you got right now, what's, what's your you? Oh, the first, yeah, oh yeah.
Ryno:Benny is right, so am I. Are you up? Who's up? You're up, I love this question.
Toe:What is something? Our generation loves that you hate. Oh, I didn't even know we were playing this game, but I'm here for this. This is awesome. What our generation hates.
D:Our generation loves but you hate, oh, um you go.
Ryno:Okay, go, you got to jump in the slang, like the way they talk. Bruh, no, but it's our generation. We haven't braced it to a degree. No, our generation talks. Our generation don't talk like that. We only talk like that because our kids do.
D:Yeah we use it. So that's the question again what's something that our generation loves our generation like. Your peers. What do they love? Not so excited.
Speaker 4:Music Not music Get the fuck out.
Ryno:That's a really good answer. Yeah, why is the?
Speaker 4:number one answer on the board.
Toe:Thank you, absolutely Good answer. Well, that's far out. I was about to scream, I am. We'll play. We're having a separate game over here, it's fine, they're parents so are you?
Ryno:Yeah, Also they're kids.
Speaker 4:Damn, you took mine, oh right.
Ryno:I don't know, For me it's just social media is in general.
Speaker 4:So, yeah, you don't like that at all I can't stand it.
Ryno:I'm very active on it, but it's always it's either silly, or fury?
D:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know You're silly or fury. You had a social media page that was going to pop off, but you were afraid it was going to pop off so you didn't finish.
Ryno:What do you know? Drive through with it that vlogging stuff.
D:Yeah, that adding stuff was popping off and you were like no, I don't want it, I don't want to get tied to something. Yeah, I have business cards from that. Yeah, we should do a podcast about it.
Ryno:I'm a writer, not a talker. Oh yeah, oh yeah. This is all. I'm not even here seems a whole lot.
D:Mr Adams, mr Phillip Adams, son, that you like to talk a little bit. I do like to talk, we're talkers.
Toe:Yeah, george Foreman grill. You don't like a George Foreman grill?
D:I feel like you're used to one. I have.
Toe:I'm not. I'm not here for it.
D:I burnt my foot on one one time because I wanted to make bacon really early in the morning.
Ryno:Here, do you wrap it in by the wrap. I feel like there we go.
Toe:Thank you, I feel like that is not something, for whatever reason, should be in our homes Along my God knows how many people that I don't have one their houses with on.
Ryno:I've got one. I don't like the Blackstone grills.
D:Oh, that's pop, that's unpopular.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Ryno:I'm not, I'm, I don't think it's a thing Huh.
D:That's. Have you had you cooked on one? I?
Ryno:have.
D:You don't like them really. You don't like a flat top.
Ryno:Nope.
D:That surprises me.
Ryno:If I want a flat top, OK, big, big, big, big, big, but like people use it as a grill. Now completely.
D:Now see, I'm off, that I don't like you.
Ryno:We use, we use it almost exclusively for how much people are like hey, you want to come over for burgers, and then they pull out a flat. I'm like go fuck yourself.
D:Unless you're making smash burgers. Flat tops not the way to make a burger.
Ryno:What is a smash? Oh fuck, Sorry.
D:So like burn around the edges and shit and like really small thin.
Ryno:Dairy cheer, the home of the original.
D:It is the home of the fucking smash burger.
Speaker 4:There's a food truck summer for camp and trip was on a Blackstone and two burner propane stove.
Toe:That's an a lot like kind of what you alluded to.
Speaker 4:I don't like to.
Ryno:I don't want to use to, like freaking cook. It's a good choice. Give me the mic.
Toe:That's not something I want to do.
Ryno:But check the back of that car. Do you have anything on it? I did not. Who's turning? Is it Geesha's?
Toe:I cannot answer this question. Oh well, it's not Sorry fuck, go ahead.
Ryno:No, no, no. You have to throw this one out real quick. I don't know the answer to it again.
Toe:Name one other song by Lynn. I'm a son of a. Yeah, other than still my sunshine there's not one you name one I looked at it. You know still my sunshine yeah.
Speaker 4:Pass.
Toe:She's not. What do you mean you?
Ryno:looked at it. You only know it because you looked it up. I looked at Well, OK, this happened the other day. I was like. This thought occurred to me. I can't name another one, so I looked it up.
D:Will you tell me?
Ryno:I think it's go. No, that's before four.
D:OK, you don't, I didn't know.
Ryno:They did a cover of I can't remember now, please comment. No, go ahead or message us.
D:Message us, preferably, but comment or leave a review If you have ever seen Lynn Lynn, lynn, lynn, lynn, lynn Lynn in concert or or at Walmart. Oh, that's more likely yeah.
Ryno:The other band that is mentioned, there is before four, and they had a song called Get Down and it is entirely about oral sex. Oh, and when we were in school. It was on the radio all the time.
D:Well, they played a one or three. Nine played an orgy, played songs from orgy, the band orgy and Kevin Day said orgy a couple times. Never.
Ryno:Well, that's a hard one to handle. I'd like to hear LKD say orgy, would you? I would love to. Yeah, I'm not going to do an impression. I love it. I love it.
D:Can't really cancel me, but it's a little bit of a myself I do that. Oh, get the reach and Ryan's got the reach. Ok, kasia read yours Go because none of us know any songs by Lynn. If you get a chance to listen to the song get down to get down, and she's a great fucking song. If you get down on me, I'll get down on you. Dust, dustin Rhodes, fight, laying face down, he's, he's, he's doing 100 pushups.
Toe:OK, that's that's fair.
Ryno:He's pretty strong If you have trouble with my handwriting? Let me know.
Speaker 4:Who would win a fight between you two?
Ryno:Between me and Ryan between the two of you. Me, you think you would. Yeah, I'd be much dirtier than I am.
D:I'd be much dirtier than you have reach. No, I would just lay on him. We've kind of done this one time before where I got kicked in the dick he's just what's he going to do if I lay on him and like just just lick his face?
Speaker 4:I'm no suffer.
D:Yeah, I've obviously been a fight a long time, so she's. I told you she loves the fucking buttons. She loves him bro, she just loves to push buttons.
Toe:Yeah, I would give you the advantage. I think you think so.
D:I was full of shit there. I don't.
Ryno:Here's the thing You're surprisingly quick.
D:Oh, I had fast hands. Yeah, you're shocked me with my feet.
Ryno:No, I'm not talking about that. Listen, I think we're all realistic here.
D:When I say you're quick, we don't think we're talking Between me and you, me, you and Ryan.
Ryno:Me. Him, you and your mental health Dude mental health, not me, no, we've been losing a lot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there are some things I can't beat up.
Toe:I laugh now because.
Ryno:I cry when I'm at home in the shower.
Toe:If you get me down, I'm dead. If you make me mad enough and I'm able to stay standing up, I got a shot.
D:Yeah, I think you could, I think you can overpower me with like think you could. Yeah, I don't, I don't.
Ryno:Yeah, I've been mad, just create space, wear them out, and then, well, I think, but I think if he's not moving if he gets sprawled.
D:One time he's dead.
Ryno:Yeah, absolutely See. The problem is now we all know enough about it, would just be like did you ever see um?
D:this is so off topic, but I feel like that's the Dan Severn and Frank Shamrock in like UFC, the UFC super fight. They just circled. There's no time limit in those and they circled for like 26 minutes. It was the worst show of all time. They were both so fucking good that they were like. Well, it's it's stupid to try to take you down because you're gonna sprawl me. And that's what they both thought and they just circled.
D:So I technical, they would like collar elbow, and then they would fucking back off and they fucking circle again.
Ryno:That's you. You guys haven't done the high school meets yet, have you know? That's what they're like with some of the smaller kids? Oh, there's fucking circle, fucking exhausting. Just a bunch of forehead smacking.
D:Okay.
Ryno:We got super lost. Best Mortal Kombat character oh, from one to ten or eleven, actually.
D:I'm oh man best or favorite, so I guess just.
Toe:I think it's a two-part question.
D:Yeah, so.
Toe:Let's do three oh.
D:Best character. This boy loves Mortal Kombat your favorite does.
Toe:And the character that you hate the most okay, baraka is my favorite.
D:Like Baraka, that boob my moves sick. You know when you fucking chop in the air a million times. You can just do that and never lose. Yeah yeah, squatting, chop, that's my move. That's how I also defeat round in a fight.
Toe:Callback.
D:Baraka, and then I think maybe, if you're just really good, scorpion always be in fame and shit if you're just really good, that's my favorite Right person. And then and then I don't like any of the women on the game, not because I'm sex is just cuz, just cuz. It's like WNBA.
Ryno:Nobody can dunk. The girls just went to that.
D:Nobody was there. It was free. It's the most. I was like it's all. It's the saddest thing ever that that all the games are just free. Nobody's there. Like all, the girls basketball team went to a UK girls team girls game, they went to the fucking locker room. Yeah, we're not the court with the girls and evidently that happens out every game.
Ryno:Well, it was like we're all just sexist. Yeah, well, no, it's just boring. I'm a. I'm a massive feminist.
D:Why is it boring?
Ryno:Cuz girls are not as Exciting.
D:Maybe I think they just shoot. You know what I mean they shoot and make it, and it's not, I think we're spoiled by male NBA sports.
Ryno:We are we're spoiled by dunking when you can dunk. It's not as fun to watch somebody make a bunch of layups.
D:Yeah and while that's technically you think we're gonna get canceled for?
Ryno:this, well. Well, while they're technically going to be more, Comment to it, cuz I went hunters.
Speaker 4:Comment was I don't know her son. I don't want to go to a game, a girls game. It's boring. I said why is it boring? Cuz they're not as aggressive. I was like we're not there.
Ryno:They weren't. I watched it.
Speaker 4:No, I feel and he's was just boring. I'd never go to a girls game.
Ryno:He's probably it's cuz we're spoiled by dunks and you know threes from right outside. Yeah, half court we're. You know you could take these same kids to a game from what I mean I'm gonna say this is boring, like the media doesn't push women's sports.
D:If we know, like if we don't know any of their names. We know Britney Griner's name because she was in jail.
Toe:Do you know Name three WMA teams? No fuck, I couldn't do that. I can't even name three Mmm.
D:No, no Called it. I was like, I was like I can't do it. There's like the comments, name one monarchs.
Toe:Is.
Ryno:League team. The monarchs was yeah.
Toe:Hey Siri, Is there a monarchs WMA team. I think it's.
Ryno:Sacramento monarchs. Well, they stole that from Kansas City. That's bullshit, actually. Yep monarchs caught the wall. They should get sued. I.
D:May have it. Maybe they used it like who's gonna sell them?
Toe:That's usually just like a differential name from what the actual MBA team name was that tisha's question? No, we're still a Mortal Kombat. Oh yeah, you're gonna skip it out on a mortal.
Ryno:Yeah, I put my cards down, I'm ready to the rest of more real, but Rory said that girls didn't sign. Girls, I'm sorry, women, because it's yeah, probably didn't sign their thing. She was like they had stuff to do. I'm like what the fuck Did they have to go do?
D:well, it probably takes longer to get ready because they have an extra piece of undergarment.
Ryno:What a bra.
D:Yeah, it's an extra piece. I don't know what to tell you to think. Five minutes for boob? I Guess it depends on now we're gonna get Now. We're gonna get canceled, so who's your?
Toe:favorite.
Ryno:Mortal Kombat character.
Toe:They had to leave, go get in the kitchen or some shit. Like, yeah, I was like I was waiting on that. I wouldn't think we were even there we were talking about the technical ass back.
D:I'm the autographs. They had to go straight and make a sandwich after they fucking played basketball.
Ryno:Good fucking job, big it's what you did.
D:Now hey.
Ryno:I'd like to apologize to you.
D:She doesn't play basketball.
Ryno:What's upon time she was athletic so this is 30%.
Toe:We gotta get cut right, we're this will be on patreon for sure.
D:There's no, there's only male subscribers.
Ryno:What did the Pacific? No way we gotta do more Competing. What did the Pacific say to the Atlantic? What Nothing, it just waved.
D:Get the fuck out. What are you doing?
Ryno:You brought me on here on purpose.
D:If I'd have brought you on here on a porpoise, it would have been more entertaining, we to feel.
Toe:See, that's just as bad. Favorite character just gives back on topic. Barack a Quan Chi.
D:Despite a toe and Crus Не вони crunchy.
Toe:Yeah, scorpion, scorpion who's your favorite? My most. My favorite is Quan Chi oh. Quan Chi I love Quan Chi, the one that I hate the most. Oh my god, I forgot his name. Dudes, blind-toded telly Can.
D:I oh yeah right.
Toe:No, can she?
D:she, just you, only you said the other more comeback character, you know, oh, oh no.
Toe:Kinchi yeah.
Ryno:Kim Chi.
Toe:Kin Chi.
D:Kim. Yeah, I think that's just cabbage pickled.
Ryno:It's just Asian sauerkraut.
D:It's kimchi, and kimchi?
Ryno:what is it with people? We fight wars against making sauerkraut?
D:so questions not on the card.
Toe:Non-card question. Non-card questions for my off card outside of the US. What's the best meal you've ever eaten?
Ryno:oh Fuck, that's tough.
Toe:There's gotta be something you've ate, something German. You talk about German.
Ryno:Germany Usually pulls it.
D:Yeah. Like okay, love I've been to like.
Ryno:Heather and I do fancy foods. We've been to Michelin star restaurants all over, so I'm not gonna do one of those flakes, big flakes, I guess we love fancy foods.
D:We've been, we drink out of little glasses.
Ryno:We like to do the wine pairing because it comes in mills that are $400 it's 12, 14 different spoons, yeah you don't use that many spoons, man. Come on, get some fucking culture. Culture's fine. There was a place called steak on a stone just out in the middle of fucking nowhere in Germany Literally the mill in nowhere, and you could get ostrich, gator, kangaroo, shit like that.
D:I was all just chicken it may have it was all chicken.
Ryno:But I mean all it was delicious and they bring it to you on a big fucking stone like they'd heat the stone.
D:I took it on the can we go like this week?
Ryno:sure, I know I mean, I know how to get there, I get, I've made you, you know, get there.
D:I don't think we can take the same plane.
Ryno:Oh no, they can fit all of us on a plane.
Toe:man Are you pretty big these days.
Ryno:I have to get like two seats. You can get as many as you want. They got a lot on calm down Kevin Smith.
D:I the funny fact that not necessarily man.
Toe:Yeah, you know, I'm talking about kids me.
D:Yeah, they made him. Yeah, I only got only famous because Chris Farley's dead.
Toe:Yeah, they made him buy a second seat one time. He got downright bitchy over it.
D:Big dude to like tall.
Toe:He's lost a lot of weight.
D:He's not on TV anymore. He lost weight.
Toe:Well, you had that widowmaker, you had that friggin hard.
D:Oh yeah, Widowmaker.
Toe:Got that the character on the on the fork knives right. There probably is a fortnight. What's the?
Ryno:what's the widowmaker thing? That's from a thing I know it is.
D:Mike, these are the best thing anybody's ever done, and I feel like we could do just a whole show of these. Now I think we should. Okay, do you have a favorite?
Speaker 4:Oh, Mortal Kombat character.
D:Thank you scorpion. You fucking just stole that from us.
Speaker 4:I didn't.
D:All right, I don't think it was very provocative way to say it, but Get over here.
Ryno:You're using a different kind of chain that you're using over by purple the chain
Toe:is yeah, what's on the end of that?
D:We're gonna cut away for a second, okay, and then we'll, we'll be right back.
Ryno:I need a wee, wee anyway.
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Ryno:What are the people in?
Speaker 4:charge like.
Ryno:Well, I know they can't talk about how much people get paid and there was like yeah, yeah. No, no, they can't. She was like why? And they're like well, there's a rule.
D:She's like what rule are you talking about?
Toe:I think there's a rule, but there's not everybody in.
Ryno:There was just like it was on a zoom colony was like.
D:Yeah, no, we can talk about how much we fucking make.
Ryno:We can say that loud and she was like they can literally have a meeting. We're gonna they all go 1735 yeah, don't give a fuck dollars.
Toe:And I actually think it's Recommended yeah, I should yeah
Ryno:it's a big dick funny.
D:Hey, welcome back everybody we're.
Toe:I made that.
D:We're talking about work related shit off the air and talking about being able to talk about Right on made a tick tock today. Was it on a paid lunch? Yeah yeah that. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but you can fucking talk about how much you make anytime you want to, to whoever you want to, all the time, and if they fired you for it, it is illegal for them to fire you for it. Oh yeah, it is so that do whatever you want.
Ryno:I highly well no you Contract, contract dependent sure, but to your local union rep.
Toe:Well, there's that. You're gonna spill that again. You can spill it again. So here's the thing now if there's a clause in your contract that if you have a contract and you're contractually obligated to not State how much you make, that's different, mm-hmm. But not everyone has that contract read what you sign. But that's the big thing. Read what you son you had to be contractually obligated, not to mention contract.
Ryno:Or you're probably not pay you see, that's shady. Yeah, most people are unions aren't gonna go for that thing.
D:So especially if your union talk that shit out- you know, it's something we've not really, and it's just because it's really because me and you both work in A lot of business that yeah, yeah, that is, if you talk about that sort of thing, it's, it's like it's fair Bowden.
Toe:Yeah it's very. It's frowned upon, but not illegal.
D:I'm talking about. I'm talking about union.
Toe:Oh, you talk about union. That's why I'm blacklisted. You're not getting. That's why I'm saying that's why I'm like.
D:I'm talking about like us having, you know, we've been wanting to have. I really want, as as To try to be a respectable podcast, which we have none of. That's not. Anyway, I think we've had a respectable moment, maybe one moment. Sexual harassment thing.
Ryno:You gotta frame it better than that, homie, you can't be like. Our good moment was that sexual harassment thing.
D:No, but Like not doing ourselves justice if we don't have like a union rep on oh yeah to have a union episode, you know.
Ryno:But I'm worried it's gonna be a past union rep.
D:I'm proud of somebody like a mobster cuz the union.
Ryno:Yeah, like Jimmy Hoffa.
D:Yeah, do you know what he's at?
Ryno:Yeah, isn't he under Stadium? No, there's a stadium. I thought he was under a stadium somewhere Hinesfield, I don't know.
D:That'd be weird.
Toe:He went under there, bang blew it up.
D:Um, if you tuned in before the break, mike brought us questions and we've been going around asking because it's Mike show today. This is mine, because he's because he's the only one of us to have done anything.
Ryno:I could show you my schedule and prove that's like in the military, she said productive or useful. Well I'm, yeah, I got four kids. I'm pretty productive.
D:You are productive. What Heather's productive? Yeah.
Ryno:I just provide the yeah assistants.
D:Also, we shout her out because she's the fucking goat and she is the goat. My wife Heather's. That clap goes on for him. You guys should do a fucking podcast. Use, press those goddamn buttons.
Ryno:It's a whole time, just me giggling the fuck off me reaction no, heather makes it, makes it all happen. She's the reason I can be this trophy husband. I don't call me on what has four wheels and flies.
D:Car plane.
Ryno:No guesses, car plane.
D:Garbage truck. Is it garbage?
Ryno:truck because it has flies.
Toe:Oh.
D:Bona, don't do it your bone to know you can get her away. She can't give her a mic in the buttons, you get to choose one Mac.
Ryno:I'm glad you're here. I'm glad I'm here too. I I enjoy your house company.
D:What color lightsaber would you use around? He got super pumped about this one.
Ryno:I don't know why I was watching an officer episode the office when I wrote that card, so I couldn't remember how to spell saber and I kept saying sob, right sob right.
D:Gold, gold, that's fucking hard.
Ryno:I love that.
D:That's awesome. Do you might have a gold saber?
Ryno:Yeah, it's in a cotar.
D:That's hot ice blue. I like that. You're all good, huh.
Ryno:I'm a traditionalist, red yeah, I don't know, you fucking red.
D:There's not even my black.
Ryno:Black will be fucking bad ass but not like, not like the Lorian.
D:Yeah not like that though, right, I don't want it to even have like a fucking out glow that it looks like a different color Other than black. I just just fucking, just just. It's just like Like you're looking into nothing.
Ryno:It's what my life saber to be, yeah it'd be fucking awesome.
D:That would be pretty cool.
Ryno:You're gonna make up your own fucking lights. Why don't?
D:anybody sign us to write a fucking Star Wars movie. We talked about that last week our growth, and last week last week I know you listened, because you're an avid listening.
Toe:I am every day we would have moved the mic once last week and just move around. He's like, look, that's.
D:When we first started, man, we were so noisy like touching the fucking. We were like Kisha on that time she was a guest. Yeah, that's when Kisha was a guest. She forgot to use a mic. Were you fucking it?
Ryno:I found out it makes a noise. It's gonna be a fucking joke.
Toe:You're gonna make a joke. Mike's actually talking into it now.
Ryno:I'm sitting upright. You put me in a chair that doesn't have a lot of wiggle room.
D:Early on Mike's first episode when he was with us. When he was with us like he's not now, but when he was on the first episode he set a foot away from them. He was so far away from. Mike, he kept putting his head and we were like Mike, you could get in the floor. You gotta put your mouth on the mic, and usually he's foreputting his mouth on whatever.
Ryno:But without hesitation.
D:Yeah.
Ryno:Yeah.
D:And so I got the last ever get a question right now this one hurt my feelings, excluding family.
Toe:What are you most proud of?
Ryno:How can that hurt your feelings?
Toe:May you take my family away. I ain't got much.
D:You take your son away. He's like I have nothing to be proud of me.
Ryno:You have a podcast that you could shout out.
D:I was gonna say you've, you've, you, you me take. What you should be proud of, was that your growth, your growth since we've started the podcast in in, in how you approach situations and what I'm so full of shit, save this.
Ryno:There's another question. Don't worry, you can save that.
D:I'm gonna give you four per show.
Ryno:You're gonna get four per show Four of those, but she should have free reign on the other ones.
D:You're not fucking help. You're such an enabler, yeah.
Ryno:I'm cool with it. So what are you proud of?
Toe:I literally already answered that question.
Ryno:You're in trouble you gotta, you gotta think on that.
D:Kasia, what are you?
Speaker 4:proud of Honestly myself.
Ryno:That's a good answer, I've been down a lot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, with a lot.
Ryno:Such a pussy.
D:Something I picked up when I was Don't I don't remember where. What are you gonna say?
Ryno:Somebody, I don't remember the. It was parenting advice that somebody gave me.
D:I'm proud of you.
Ryno:And they said when you talk to your kids, don't say I'm proud of you first. Say you should be proud of yourself first, because that teaches them that the only person that they really need to make proud.
Speaker 4:Is themselves.
Ryno:I like that I hope that.
D:AI picks up and creates a chapter for this one, where it's like first sentimental moment ever.
Ryno:But like that's something I do now. I'm like hey man, you should be really proud of yourself. I'm proud of you, I'm gonna start doing that?
D:I don't do that.
Ryno:No, that's awesome. It changed my life.
D:I'm proud of him all the time and it probably doesn't mean anything because I tell him too much.
Ryno:Yeah, we.
D:I over love my kids and tell him I'm proud of him way too much Say I love you like a knee, we do. We say all the time. And sometimes they don't mean anything because Clay has an auto reaction to this Love you and he's done with it. Yeah. And I don't get like a solid, like I love you man, love you and the other thing that I got from that conversation.
Ryno:It may have been a chaplain, which that's what they do. They talk that mayor instead of saying how was school, say hey man or hey lady. What did you all do in math today? Or would you all do?
D:What was your favorite part of recess so?
Ryno:they have to say. So, instead of being able to say nothing, they can tell you about their favorite part of what you have to at least say more than one word. Like.
D:I didn't like any of math today.
Toe:Well, that's more of a reaction. Don't ask me. They can be an answer.
D:Texting. I read there's a meme that was, I think came out of tag minute. That was like texting your teenage son is like texting with a guy who doesn't like you.
Ryno:And it's just like responding like, yeah, it's awful.
D:No, okay, I'm good Bye.
Ryno:And it just makes me want to talk to him more.
D:So what are you? Is that what? What are you most proud of? What am I most proud? Not your family. That doesn't count because and this is hard for you because you don't think anything of yourself- Right, I don't, I'm not, that wasn't, that wasn't, that was a coming coming to the moment. Honestly, I can make in the roads, brothers Fuck.
Speaker 4:I think, and this I may be jumping the gun, but I think, I think I've started to establish a kicking program here.
Ryno:I've got more kids coming out next year. I had kids last year.
D:Yeah.
Ryno:I've got kids showing interest in the middle school and you know the military was easy. I love paid to do that shit. This is a lot cooler. Everybody else can be proud of you for that Right You're not necessarily proud and I feel like I got paid to do that shit. If you're like, I'm really proud of me at work, you sound like kind of a square.
D:Yeah, I feel like to like. I always take that with veterans. That's why it's always awkward. I always feel awkward when I'm like wishing, and I do anyway, but like what I'm saying, like you know, thank you for your services, like you did that. You weren't drafted, it was a job.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you were drafted, it's not.
D:It's not draft Like. I think there's a different. I think there's a different mode to it, and I'm not saying that any disrespectful at all. It's still crazy that you would sign up to do that, you know. Uh, yeah, well, I mean, people don't even know that, more than five men in New York, I guess.
Ryno:Yeah, I mean, people do dangerous shit all the time.
D:I did nothing dangerous. I drive pretty fucking fast.
Ryno:I mean something, I mean driving a semi truck on the US highways is dangerous.
Speaker 4:Especially on 23. We lost a friend of that soon.
Ryno:When people say thank you for my answer was to thank you for your services. Usually, thank you for paying me.
D:You know, because, like if you pay taxes, I'm proud of you for doing the veterans day thing, the veterans day program that you've done.
Ryno:a couple of years ago, I did not enjoy going out and being there.
D:You don't, but people enjoy you being there, I guess it was fun.
Ryno:You know I enjoy.
D:Okay, no more serious.
Toe:No more serious. I do have an answer to that now though.
D:Oh good, do it oh no fuck that.
Toe:I'm not taking credit for it in any way. I just had a weird throat thing there. But in the last two years our little league program has grown by three to four teams. Our wrestling team went from 15 kids to like 60. And I just seeing youth kind of coming back and we thought the flood would send people out and I feel like that. We were kind of talking about this during the break and stuff. I was like I was kind of find myself in situations where I'm like how did I end up here? Why am I driving this? But if it's getting kids back involved in shit I'm here for you.
Ryno:Like.
Toe:I said I can't say that it's me that's bringing these kids.
D:That's what I would say. I'm proud of you for doing.
Toe:I'm very pumped to see that go from 15 to almost 15.
Ryno:Watching you- with wrestling, this season has been awesome because you have just kind of fully embraced it and you're driving a lot of the things that we've got going on.
D:It does directly affect you, though. If your son's involved, things are better.
Ryno:I didn't say that, but we benefit so let's push him harder, so we don't have to, I don't have to do anything.
D:I'm into it. I think Key has one now.
Speaker 4:Where is your ideal budget vacation?
Ryno:Budget and you can't say pigeon forge, that's not budget anymore.
Toe:Yeah, pigeon forge is not budget. You cannot go to pigeon forge for a weekend.
Ryno:I'm going to exclude Myrtle Beach also.
D:Yeah, so I think you mean like an overnight in a hotel. Yeah, let's do two nights. So you know where it's cool. I think we used to in Norton, the one beside Reno's. We used to be really cool before COVID and like because somebody really nice owned it before COVID.
Ryno:Is that the one that did the karaoke down on the bar? I think so. They have a pool. They have a pool.
D:And we used to go stay there and let the kids swim all day and just stay there and have a room to go back to and shit where somebody else is going to go back to.
Toe:So what was the question again, how was that specifically worded?
Speaker 4:Where's your ideal budget vacation?
Ryno:Two nights. We're going to do two nights.
Toe:We don't have to be local, because anything that includes flight is not, budget Not true, no, I mean, you can get eight hours.
D:You know a guy who has a plane.
Ryno:I mean, you can be in DC. In what 12 hours?
D:I could probably fly helicopter if we needed to Me dad, both kids flew from.
Speaker 4:Tri City, Well from the.
Ryno:Rock From.
Speaker 4:Knoxville, tassamiggy to Florida.
D:You making people up. No that name sounds like a creative character in the game.
Speaker 4:Look it up.
D:Tassamiggy.
Speaker 4:Airport.
Ryno:He lives in a hauler.
Speaker 4:But off of a round trip for less than a thousand dollars.
D:That's not budget it is you? Can fly the person.
Speaker 4:Why would you fly the Florida?
Ryno:Florida is not bad for me If I'm having to stay close. You have your father and both kids.
Toe:Give me Saturday, sunday at Great America. Oh yeah, that's good, give me Saturday, sunday.
D:That's cheap.
Speaker 4:You like mediocre baseball.
D:Well, bottom's gone now I started getting good last year.
Toe:I'm like you're fucking it up.
D:I'm trying to get them season tickets.
Toe:Okay, got to quit.
Ryno:What do you got for us your budget? Oh wait, you got your budget vacation.
Toe:Takeaway budget. What's your dream vacation?
Ryno:No, come on, that's too easy.
Toe:Yeah, dream vacation they have to include children.
Speaker 4:It's budget.
Ryno:Well, I mean, if you can get a free, if you can get a free fantasy world. No, this is a real world.
D:I'd like to step back and I was thinking about dream jobs. I'm going to get something I meant to do, but either we ran out of time or my mental state was going. Yeah.
Toe:Hashtag inebriated.
D:We should really cancel the idea of dream jobs, because in what dream do I want to have labor?
Ryno:We'll see it comes back up here.
Speaker 4:Oh, max got more cards doesn't say dream what is your realistic dream job.
D:Do it budget vacation do it.
Ryno:You still got one go. What's your budget vacation?
Speaker 4:Are we talking price or where like location doesn't make any sense to me.
D:We all went price cheap vacation somewhere. Where would you go?
Ryno:I would go to Abingdon, Virginia, yeah well, I've not been on very many.
Speaker 4:In between, she's no between pigeon for the Florida. Florida was cheaper.
Ryno:I've never been to.
D:Florida.
Ryno:Florida's an entire state. You're not missing anything, it's pigeon for the ocean, yeah, but we say, we say so places in Spanish.
D:That's the difference. In the ocean you can't get in.
Ryno:Okay, how do you put an astronaut baby to sleep?
D:Rocket, rocket, yeah, I got one, one for three. Fuck it. Don't do the applause button, just go for a car, yeah you put it in her mind now though.
Ryno:What is your realistic dream job now? None of this bullshit where you're gonna make like 500,000 a year. All right, I want a realistic something. You could stay here, keep your life.
D:Do you know what ours is really?
Ryno:this it's this of course, but that's not realistic. Come on now.
D:Oh, fuck you that hurt my feeling.
Toe:Did that hurt your feelings? No, it's real. Yeah, I know, god damn like.
Ryno:I want to be a hospital administrator, I want to be a nurse, I want to work in a coal mine.
D:I think I could Produce for a living.
Ryno:I think I there's enough jobs in absolutely good, because there is media.
D:Yeah, there's enough jobs in it. If you wanted to do it. If I wanted to do it, I could do it right now.
Ryno:Like there's enough jobs in it, where, if I just traveled.
D:I could just do it.
Ryno:Yeah, absolutely you could. I mean you'd have to get in a multiple media, I don't know.
D:Yeah, like it's not, like it's not an easy, it's not easy shit. Like I mean, you're going and setting everything up and nobody there has a fucking clue what's going on.
Ryno:This kind of thing has to be a hobby. Yeah, until it's successful for a little bit, and then it's a hobby?
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can't be a career podcast.
D:Yeah, you've got to just be already famous, exactly.
Ryno:Yeah, you can. You've got to be a good podcaster with an income stream.
D:You know, what I mean yeah yep, it's true, that's you a Teacher, yeah, like awesome if you have the so
Toe:good. My problem is I wanted to do it and then I backed off of it because I felt like the income couldn't support a family. And Come to find out if you stay in this area, no income can. But my thing is I've always wanted to coach, so I would love to been able to do something kind of at the middle school level.
Ryno:You say it like it's dead, though that would you like to coach the high school girls soccer team? No, please.
Speaker 4:I'll be your assistant. I'm just.
Toe:No no.
Ryno:I can't head coach something.
D:I'm gonna get him to show it to him that it's super fucked up.
Ryno:I'll do all the soccer stuff.
Toe:You just feeling it's out in my son's head about how faked over how good he was at soccer so that he would stop Lot of running. You know there's a lot of running. Listen, I have all the respect in the world for a soccer player like they are in insane, peak physical shape to be able to do what they do. I don't understand the game and I fucking hate it.
Ryno:Just don't like it fair, never liked it pitch.
Toe:Never liked it. Now, here's the thing. It's weird. So did they. I would like hockey. It's literally the same thing of soccer, but there's fist fighting. Everything's better on you. Bring back the fucking thoroughbred.
Ryno:If hockey was an option, a thoroughbred, fuck yeah, I'll play did you have watched thoroughbreds.
D:We used to go on church trips. That was worth watching, that's fucking church trips. You just go and never got a lacrosse team. I would love that's coming, I bet. I bet we're gonna get one. We should have had lacrosse pro leagues up and going like and it's popping off.
Toe:So lacrosse will be sick and if you cross the line and go into Virginia they even have like competition swimming.
Ryno:That's something we don't have here. I'm just stick to cool sports and then I love.
D:Next question.
Ryno:What was that question?
Speaker 4:that question was realistic dream job.
Ryno:Oh yeah, was your wrist.
D:She's. Let me tell you something I know about her. She likes what she's doing right now pretty good, pretty lame.
Speaker 4:I think I do.
D:I.
Speaker 4:Giving, loving, doing is is money itch. Teaching I love, but to give and to do and help others is is money itch, and that's.
D:No, no I think she might have been saying she was gonna be a hooker.
Ryno:Yeah, okay, yeah, I support that.
Speaker 4:Overall dream was Suzy homemaker Betty Crocker, you know.
Ryno:Um. Can I ruin your dream job?
Speaker 4:It's terrible, stay at home parent is awful.
D:Mike's dream job is not to be one.
Ryno:I used to get shot at for a living and I would go back.
Speaker 4:Home parent while your children are in school. So what you're?
Ryno:talking about is drinking wine at 11, and I was real good at that until Lucy happened 830,.
Speaker 4:You know what the causes of sex.
Ryno:I did it four times.
D:At least I've had six, at least four times you guys. Prove it as a nurse rides, only had six twice.
Speaker 4:Here's the thing, though Across the board me to stay at home mom. Substitute teacher, full-time teacher. P teacher coach. You know a little bit of everything what we're talking about.
Ryno:A dream job. Okay, she likes a lot of jobs, though I have shat upon her dream job.
D:You did, you started away cuz it fucking sucks, man.
Ryno:I you got to clean the same room like nine times a day.
Speaker 4:No, you make them clean it.
D:I got a three year old. This is too ridiculous. That's insane. Different levels, different levels. What's yours?
Ryno:Mike, the one I've got.
Speaker 4:I just shout out her for, but it's.
Ryno:I put a video games your idea sucks. I have nap time. No, she's, she's absolutely right. I just don't want other people to know about it. It's dope as fuck.
D:It's because she also like hers. If she did what you did, she'd also do a million other things for like people on the outside.
Ryno:You purposely don't connect with people because you see you're active.
D:That's the difference but you would be if you had, if you talk to people, because you can't help but not help if you talk to them.
Ryno:Yeah, that's why I avoid them, I know. I know right which is no, I'm very so I guess, does it feel like backhanded noble? I'm a very social person who hates being social. Yeah, that's A thing.
D:I mean, I get it introvert expert. Is that, yeah, it's fine, you read a joke, but now what are you gonna?
Ryno:record. Oh, I read the joke. Oh, that's another joke. No, I did the realistic dream job. Oh, you did really the next one just says rats as pets like the dream job I Told me.
Toe:Like the dream job thing, the realistic part of it, like I remember the freaking. This is not realism, obviously, but this is something I would think would be fucking awesome and I would love it. Remember when the power power ball make a million, when everyone cups the like one point, god knows whatever billion. Sure I Would love to take and buy the plot of land where the freaking casino should have went.
D:I'm gonna see another now.
Toe:I want to put like three fucking baseball fields in there, build a full-blown like batten cage, everything in door and literally turn it into what Dom Tari is in Kingsport here.
Ryno:So you want to lose money.
Toe:You know much money they make down there.
Ryno:Do you know how much people they have?
Toe:Dude, everybody travels, it's not so much the.
Ryno:Hey guys, you want to go to Jenkins? I.
D:Mean people used to say it when 19?
Toe:I don't know that many people is like God I want to go to fucking Kingsport either, though.
D:It's on the way, is the thing, the one in Kingsport? But I Would love that.
Ryno:Oh yeah, absolutely support a hundred percent and worth theoretically at a major Junction for highways, if you get that super crooked Company on board that's doing the crypto.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you get them on board.
D:I think maybe you could build it if you just knew something on one of them.
Ryno:Well, so I just don't like the idea that we're doing the field of dreams approach to this.
Toe:I'm telling you right now if ashes not playing travel ball this spring you're gonna build a casino. No, I'm gonna umpire. I.
Ryno:Don't know if I've ever said I have never supported a I taking jobs.
Toe:I don't even care for what they pay. So down at Dom to what they wait. They say If you umpire teen games.
Ryno:I'm doing it, I'll fix it for two days teen games.
Toe:Over two days $600 cash fuck you. I was like that's not enough to work.
Ryno:That's enough for bill. Work you can know.
D:I $600. He's throwing everybody up. Fuck yeah, you know, he'll Freddie Johnson. The place is sling everybody.
Toe:This is Saturdays and Sundays, so it's all weekend. I'm telling you right now, like if I've got nothing going on, I'll give me the $600 a weekend.
D:I'll take it, I'm into it Baseball umpire to be cool like professional baseball umpire fuck, no that come. I need computers to take their jobs again my, my, my realistic dream job is do nothing. My wife make a ton of money my actual like.
Ryno:If I could pick a dream job, I would love to be Replay like the replay official.
Toe:It looks at it in New.
Ryno:York. Yeah, I would love to do that.
D:That's probably. That would be a really cool job before you can do that.
Ryno:I'm not gonna get out and run on the field.
D:Okay, it just says which is your favorite, hugh Jackman, and then I think it says Same question same question, leonardo Caprio, I think. Which version of Hugh Jackman is your favorite? Oh, that's easy, say it. Prestige Movies, fucking awesome. Good prestige, that's good.
Toe:I know you to go Leo departed I.
D:Fucking love you departed. I always forget why I love you all day, every day, and then you remind me that's really good every time I see you Favorite Hugh Jackman. You knew Hugh Jackman is.
Speaker 4:I do, but you don't love you. Jackman, how are you leaving me?
D:about she's mad about attractive me in Leo.
Speaker 4:Tatanic young Leo.
Ryno:See, I should have thought of this more, but Shockingly I'm gonna say greatest showman.
D:Hugh Jackman oh, that was awesome yeah.
Ryno:You know and Leo, it's really hard cuz like I really love Revenant but I also really love the departed, so it's kind of the department's my favorite movie it's hard for me to choose. I'm gonna say Revenant, cuz he fought a bear.
Toe:Yeah. I think, I think he's a better, he has a better character in Revenant. Hmm, so the departed. Here's the way you look at the departed. It's more of an ensemble. Mm-hmm, oh yeah, he's lost out all that Mark Wahlberg makes the whole movie phenomenal. Right, I would argue him, and you know Wolf Wall Street's better than the departed.
D:Yeah.
Toe:I Can actually say about quite a few like catch me if you can, it's probably you got a joke, I have a joke.
D:He's got a joke, let's have it. We got a fish. This line of question, oh yeah, sorry, um, no, that was it. What was yours? Uh, my favorite Hugh Jackman is Uh, prestige with Logan has an honorable mention. Good, and Leo is. Yeah, leo for me is Candyland.
Toe:You're talking about Django, django, mm-hmm.
D:Yeah, he's so good in that when he's cutting that skull. He's cutting that skull open. That was so good. What was his name in that? I Candylands, name of the place, his name, my joke on the back of my card that Mike wrote um. Why do fish live in saltwater, right? Oh Key, I Know pepper makes them sneeze.
Toe:So I think, like one of the cards that I have is not supposed to be here. What do you know? He is like, literally like Can I see? Plays and calls for Shilly Valley kicking.
Ryno:Oh yeah, that is special teams for the high school yeah, okay, I think that's a good closer point.
Toe:Awesome. I don't understand. There's something kind of a cryptic conversation here that I don't understand, but it's like that's a kickoff, kickoff, that's kick return.
D:I know what KO KO KR means, mokker than any of these that you, that you want us to ask for sure. Some of the honorables. What is Jackie Chan's best movie? Yeah, it's, I mean it's it's rush hour? Yeah, it is a favorite musical Shift. The worst thing ever happened to baseball it is do you want us to save these for another episode?
Toe:I think we should.
D:I think we should say the ones we've not read for another episode.
Ryno:Oh.
D:Mike, thanks for coming on, if you know your service appreciated. Yeah, yeah, that shit, you know you did well, I want to mention our patrons, which is one of us you it is. You're still there, the money's you give us money and then you get favors for it.
D:Um, uh, micah Travis, chris Hammons, charlie West you're welcome for the poop episode last week and Willie Howard that's our patrons. We posted some exclusive shit this week and then, um, we're gonna post some. We're gonna be off for the Thanksgiving weekend. We might have an episode that we record next week. I don't know, we'll see, but I got some bonus footage to give you guys and Patron's gonna have like the first look at it, so I'm excited about that. Uh, check us out on tiktok, rhinos the maestro with tiktok, and we got some cool ones that are on there. Instagram Probably gonna be a picture of the Rhodes brothers.
Ryno:Yeah, on.
Toe:Instagram inappropriately Over screaming what you want to talk about.
D:That's, that's rude, everybody's feelings.
Ryno:Oh, that's rough.
D:And we're yeah, she missed the, she missed everything. Yeah, she was on a four? Yeah, that's right, yeah, guys, you, mike. Thank you Did. You have a good time?
Ryno:I love it everything.
D:We have a great time. You come back and we'll finish. We'll finish the cards right now. You got anything for anybody.
Toe:I'm trying to stay awake.
D:Yeah, I know you're pulling through the end of it. All right, you all. Thanks. I'm old. Thanks for tuning in, remember they ain't nobody stopped me from quitting your job, but you old and fat and we're all old and fat.
Ryno:Yeah, you pretend fat.
D:You.