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Hey, it's time to get real with back again guest, Mike! Join us for a laughter-filled leap into personal stories, military musings, and rural ruminations. We're taking you on a journey, packed with tales of the often overlooked realities of farming, the intensity of combat, and the neighborhood bantering that keeps our spirits soaring. Ever wonder about the psychological toll of warfare or how it feels to be knee-deep in homesteading? Mike's got you covered!

Remember that episode that’s yet to see the light of day? The one that’s bound by declassification? Well, we're revisiting that narrative and celebrating 31 weeks of unbroken podcasting. Dive into the world of martial arts, boxing, and the intensity of the modern battlefield, where drones rule the skies and engagement rules are constantly evolving. Have you considered the implications of "spray and pray," or pondered the mechanics of conscious objection? Here's your chance. We share stories about heroes who served under the radar in non-combat roles and the impact of war - physically, psychologically, and socially.

From amusing anecdotes about Australian beer-chugging to an open analysis of harvest rainwater and homegrown protein sources, we've pulled out all the stops. Mike’s wild encounters and tales from the homestead are sure to make this a ride you won't forget. We touch upon the importance of neighbors, the blissful morning alarm of roosters, and the beauty of a truly rural living experience. Stay with us till the end as we chat about our future plans for the podcast including a live video approach. So, grab your headphones or turn up your speakers, and let's get this party started!
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Ryno:

On your lunch. Today we have Mike back in the house again and hopefully this time half the episode does not get cut. We're going to discuss multiple different questions that I've been writing down for about three or four different weeks. From there, he's actually going to educate me on what Delta Force is. Time to clock out for lunch.

Mike:

Welcome to another Paid Lunch and thanks for spending your break with us. That was Keisha Laughin. We have Mike in studio today. With me, as always, is Rhino.

Ryno:

We got quite the round table here today.

Mike:

We do have quite the round table Old Monry's. Either Monry was either on a side by side of the mountains or given breathing treatments.

Ryno:

It sounds awful.

Mike:

That's all he thinks he does the breathing treatment part.

D:

Say hi to the hustlers, Mike, Hi hustlers.

Mike:

Hi hustlers. So back by popular demand. As much as you don't believe me, I know you don't believe that.

Ryno:

But there's literally like three people that I work with. They're like shields this is your call out shields all the time at work. He's like can you bring back the army? So can you bring back what would you call them? Toe, mikey, we're working on that.

Mike:

We didn't. Even if you listen back to that episode, though we didn't even really talk about like that much, like like army shit, like we did.

Ryno:

But we did. But a lot of it got cut out.

Mike:

Yeah, there's a big, there's an archive somewhere of an episode we can't air until it's dead.

D:

One day like I think it's 25 years before it's declassified and all this shit can finally.

Mike:

Oh, that's hot, so we can do. That's good to know.

D:

Can you put a?

Mike:

reminder down for 25 years 24 and a half years from today, we're going to release the.

Ryno:

That's something I was thinking about earlier. Like this is 31, right? I fucking you know over halfway through a year of doing this every single week.

Mike:

We've done it a ton every week. Have it miss, it feels wild and we get yeah, hey, we deserve that. We've not killed each other, or been canceled yet.

Ryno:

I feel like this is kind of a success.

Mike:

Well, we're not popular to be cancer.

Ryno:

That's fair enough.

Mike:

What are you going to cancel us? You know.

D:

I can start a campaign.

Mike:

You start a campaign to get this canceled, it'll help you get popular. That there's no bad publicity.

D:

Which group are we going to appeal to? Um, you got to be, I would make podcasting great again. You want to do that?

Ryno:

Are we going to do red hats, my kid asked for a Trump flag the other day. Oh, yeah. And a Democratic House. It's funny.

Mike:

It's just like who he hangs out with. Oh, he's probably been at his friends family's house, yeah.

Ryno:

Yeah.

Mike:

Clay said something one day like he said Well, that team lost because they kneeled for the national anthem.

D:

And I was like nah yo, they lost because they don't have a fucking quarterback.

Mike:

Yeah, you got to be better. Yeah, they suck. It's why they lost no karma.

D:

My kids have been fully indoctrinated by me just screaming about taxes and how government is corrupt and evil. And so when you ask them like what do you think your president, taxation is they have taxation is theft.

Mike:

Yeah, oh, it's all I can hear him saying that I can absolutely. Jude will run for office.

D:

Yeah, just robot his way through it.

Ryno:

I got so happy to see him there today.

D:

We can talk.

Ryno:

I'm going to be honest with you, like I love Jude, but sometimes, like me and him are like old water.

Mike:

Oh yeah.

Ryno:

I mean I love the kid. He popped up at a football game like two weeks ago, right from Will the wrestling coach. He's like so I got three questions, sir. I mean Will's like yeah, fire away. He's like when do we start? What days do we have in practice home, and can I practice with the high schoolers? He's so funny, dude, he's like yes yes and yes, he said a couple of those questions were not yes.

D:

I needed no dates. I was like, shoot, we'll just kind of nodded.

Ryno:

I was like God, this kid's got a mustache and an attitude now.

D:

I love it, and he's been killing it on the football field. He's just laying. I'm telling you I look good there.

Mike:

I have to be his biggest like, his biggest like supporter in the stands. I know that's probably not true but like every time he makes a tackle, I stand up and I'm like, just fucking see that tackle. Just see that tackle. It was perfect. He made an open field tackle the other day at.

D:

The guy weighed a hundred more pounds than he did yeah, yeah, wrap him up, slid down his body, took him to the ground. It was beautiful. The wrestling coach got excited because Jude did a double leg takedown on a kid. Yeah, on the field, and then one kid was holding him and he was dragging him and Jude did a single leg.

Mike:

Yeah.

D:

On him and wrote him down and was like, oh, I got to stop.

Mike:

And wrestling coach went.

D:

Yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's exactly how he sounds.

Ryno:

That's how he sounds. Oh, it's so great with the kids. Oh, he's a great model. But he is unintelligible. Well, it's like last year. I had to keep clear month around.

Mike:

Oh, me too. We all got the crud. But.

D:

I beat you to it last week.

Mike:

Yeah, Mike was supposed to be here last week. They got hotbed of this shit right now.

Ryno:

He was on the toilet. Asher Last year was very docile, like he was playing good football and like he was learning and getting techniques and things like that down, but there's no aggressive bone in his body. And Carl Webb I love Carl. Carl was like you really need to think about putting your kid in wrestling and I was like I don't know if he'd like it. I didn't even really fully know that there was a youth wrestling program around here and they're like just come out for like an open gym, try out, bring him down here, see how he feels about it. And the kid got twisted after one practice. He's like I love this.

Ryno:

It's unbelievable, but he kept getting his ass kicked like over and over and over and he was getting frustrated and went to give up on it. I'm like you don't remember. These kids have been doing this for three and four years now. Dude, give it time. Goes to his first meet, gets paired against a girl and they literally just circle each other for three periods.

D:

Yeah.

Ryno:

They didn't do anything Like it went to like some type of? You know, I still don't understand sanctioned wrestling rules and stuff.

D:

It's so convincing to get those boys ready to wrestle a girl. Yeah, it did, we did in practice.

Ryno:

Well, at the time we didn't have a whole lot, yeah, like there was. There was no girls there when we first heard out. Then your daughter popped up and then I cut Rory's doing it this year. Kind of want a couple of heck yeah, they said uh. Levy's going to come out this year too.

Ryno:

Well leave you back. So we're going to have a you know, definitely a good following there. So his next match I think the first one. He's like all right, I'm learning all this. And then they paired me with a girl. I'm afraid of her. Yeah, next match, the kids just laying on him, smacking him in the face and everything, and he's just frustrated and he's like I don't know what to do. I said You're going to have to take it into your own hands, put some like a collar tie and grab this kid by the back of the neck and throws him across the mat and, like Spider-Man, leaps on top of him. I was like and it begins yeah, that's where you get Matt rubbed like they.

D:

They rub, they're rubbing your face on the mat. That's the worst freaked out so bad the first time. I was like I was like you can just not let him do it again.

Ryno:

Man, yeah, I was like okay, he got mad and that's when he really kind of got twisted on me. He ended up fighting, finishing like fourth in the state for his weight class and stuff. But he progressively got more and more aggressive as a year went along, saying with Gabby, jude, you, you, you at least the attitude check on him. About three quarters way through the season we went to that bill free tournament and he went what?

D:

four or five? Oh, after, after Heather talked to him, he Metal top two or three the rest of the season.

Mike:

Yeah, after Heather talked to him yeah.

D:

Heather. Heather got on him. He was going into state favored in his weight class but got that infection and couldn't go. Yeah, I forgot about the infection yeah.

Mike:

He was, he was, I swear. I was like is that kid is wrestling?

Ryno:

I swear to God he had own in judo, oh yeah.

Mike:

He loves.

Ryno:

He loves being on his back.

D:

He does not. I've tried to teach him something. He cannot stand getting a limb pinned or oh yeah. Can't do it, so he'll. He'll probably never get into it, but he loves wrestling, cause he's bendy.

Ryno:

Yeah, I'm. That's why, like when he's on his back, I watch him reach around back behind and pull something around, like fold him up like a pretzel, and I was like like you should have been dead, like the match should have been over.

D:

I get so scared, that's why I have to stay way back.

Mike:

Yeah, he's funny, cause he can. He can flip his legs back around him.

D:

He looks like one of those freaky girls in the ring. Yeah, Do that.

Mike:

I mean he can twist his Walking back downward Samara, backward down steps.

Ryno:

It's super creepy, but that like we were saying like long story short. Back to that. It's like like his wrestling. My wrestling football coach has something to say. He's a different kid.

D:

What happened.

Ryno:

I said I'm not going to be, I'm not going to lie and take any credit or say we've done this, this, this it's wrestling.

D:

Yeah, Well, you know all of Johnson central wrestling and they're almost their whole state champions a lot in both, yeah, both.

Ryno:

And now look at Belfry. Belfry has been doing it for years. Yeah, laurence Caring is starting to show a strong youth program. They're always pretty decent at football. You got all these other areas around here. I'm like so now we got this P we football thing going on. David and mine, his young, is on the same team. You know, right now we probably got 60 kids in this or 45 to 60 kids in this youth football league, three of them maybe actual wrestlers right now. I'm like get these kids involved now. Yeah, everyone's like oh, I wish my kid was as aggressive as Asher. Put him in wrestling.

D:

Yeah, you can only get beat so many. You didn't win a match until we went to state his first year. That was the first.

Ryno:

It was like Gabby Gabby. Gabby didn't pick up her first one to region and I picked that girl and ran around the gym with her region. That's why I'm sorry, yeah, yeah.

Mike:

Then she started making kids cry, making boys cry yeah, grabbing the back of their heads, the back of the back. I hate that shit.

D:

She's got a good trajectory, wrestling wise.

Mike:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I feel like this is a good segue, because I actually have some questions that just kind of popped up my head, because me and you've actually had conversations about it before. I'm like you were in military. I know hand to hand combat is something that you were trained in, but you're like that's not a type of wrestling that I can teach children.

Mike:

So I was like, yeah, I understand that completely Trying to pee and then trying to live his two different things, yeah.

D:

Well, we do. Combattos is what it's called. It's a mix of a bunch of different fighting styles and the whole thing is to just hurt somebody. Really bad.

Mike:

Yeah.

D:

And so I was teaching a couple of my daughter and one of her friends Some self-defense stuff, and I'm like teaching them how to break the arm from, like you roll and trap, yeah. And teaching them diamonds and stuff they're like. Well, I don't know that I'm ever going to use this?

Mike:

I don't know.

Ryno:

You're going to break anybody's arm.

D:

I was just looking to like slap him or run away, I was like okay, well, I don't.

Ryno:

I don't play that way. I don't know how to help you, so this is who you'll be taking to the ground.

D:

Yeah, I was never the greatest at slathering. I've had too many concussions, to stand there and get punched.

Mike:

Yeah.

D:

And so I'm just going to try to either hit you in the balls or get you on the ground and break something.

Mike:

Yeah, he's going to learn to punch. I'm a video game. I'm going to learn to punch.

Ryno:

Video game nerd. At the end of the day, favorite franchise of all time, milga solid. You're playing the million years.

D:

Yeah, it's a good one. I don't know about that.

Ryno:

So I mean, it's my personal. I just like the story With the CQC that kind of came in and snake ear and stuff. Is that the type of stuff that?

D:

you guys can learn, I don't know, don't really remember them. I don't remember. It's kind of a mix of wrestling, Brazilian jiu-jitsu and boxing.

Ryno:

Is it different through each branch? The military is different versions of like hand hand. The Marines have their own comp.

D:

I don't think the Navy and Air Force.

Mike:

He said I don't think the Navy learned anything.

D:

And the shade starts. They're mostly into coding and I don't fucking know what they do.

Mike:

Giving you rides.

D:

Yeah, that is their primary job. I like their pilots. They're all really great Taxi service Slow stuff up.

Mike:

Solid taxi service. They're their pilots. Do blow shit up. That is true. Slow stuff up.

D:

We met a Delta Force operator in Iraq and he said his primary weapon was a laser pointer.

Mike:

That's odd.

D:

Blow up buildings.

Mike:

Oh my gosh.

D:

All of us, we were just, I was just like a specialist and we were all big army turds and we're like who, who, who, yeah.

Ryno:

I can only imagine though, like that kind of power. It's like I'm going point this and that's going grumble.

D:

There's nothing. There has to be like a God, like freaking you know issue that you go through with edges.

Mike:

The whole like drone thing, though right, cause that's like whether that's yeah, cause it's like whether it's ethical or not, I was like I was like I was like it's what, there's nothing ethical about the whole situation.

D:

Why is she anyway? We're not carpet bombing anywhere. Be heavy.

Mike:

Yeah, right, it could be a lot worse. Vietnam, right yeah, there's no napalm.

D:

We're doing much better.

Mike:

Yeah.

Ryno:

I mean you've got literally equipment.

Mike:

Not much, I mean, we're doing better.

Ryno:

I mean there's a difference between carpet bombing and these freaking drones launching a missile.

D:

I'm talking like we're really good at killing people. Wait better how are you talking? About. Well, that's what I mean. Okay, we're really good at it now, like we can put a bomb in a living room. That really makes me feel safe, don't worry.

Mike:

Nobody wants to bomb us.

Ryno:

Nobody wants to bomb Make Roberts. Nobody really wants to.

D:

America in general is not the one you want to poke. Yeah yeah, we didn't do well in Iraq and Afghanistan because it's like it's not a real war. Don't blow everybody up Like you start like Russia. Get funky.

Mike:

What Hold on we? Would fuck everything, it's not a real war.

D:

Don't blow anything up. It was more like a police action.

Ryno:

Yeah, okay, they're in a holding pattern and they're like we want you to show that we're here pretty much not to be fucked with, but don't go fuck shit up.

D:

Well, it was like don't kill them until they're directly shooting it, and you were like that seems like the bad time to shoot.

Mike:

I can see them After. I'm ready to shot at you, freak me out.

Ryno:

Like you watch Black Hawk Down. It's like you know rules of engagement Do not fire until fired upon. It just feels like bad juju. Well, they made ours like it was subjective too.

D:

It's like do you feel threatened by this person? If so, you can shoot them. And so we were basically doing they're coming straight for me. Defense from South Park.

Mike:

You know, that's what I was getting ready to say. I'm actually, you know what? I'm threatened by everybody, yeah. I don't look at me cross threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat.

D:

It's. That's the way it is you know Look at that. They didn't have to they weren't like oh, we can't blow them up there and look at me, you know so I feel like people don't.

Mike:

People want to look at you, for you to be threatened by them? I don't think I.

D:

Mean you can't shoot me if you don't look at me.

Mike:

I guess Is that true? I?

D:

guess they did, they did the.

Mike:

I was gonna say there's a lot of people don't know how to use guns a lot of years of war.

Ryno:

I feel like you can blind cover fire, I feel like they were looking at me when they got me.

D:

You know I don't want to believe that I got hit by a spray and pray.

Mike:

So if our reference for Military is just straight video games, Straight video games and movies, I don't know.

D:

Last night asked me if flash bangs and Call of Duty were accurate.

Mike:

Said no, your vision recovers.

D:

Yeah, yeah I'd say, did you want to bomb it?

Mike:

Yeah, right, that makes you actually throw up. Yeah, well, game was that? That? It was like Battlefield does really good. I guess I love battle battlefield like brags about them been really like there's bullet dropping everything. Yeah, and like game I play and grenades like kill you from much further away than well, no, it's a, it's a fire, it's got.

D:

they went a long way to get ballistics and explosion like it's a Radius. Yeah, that's where I was at with the actual radius of a hand grenade is the kill.

Mike:

Yeah, and it's like if you're near a tank when it fires, you're like fucking whole head, yeah, I always feel like so there we go.

D:

Accurate representation it's battlefield is, if you like, the World War. One battlefield is probably my favorite war game of all time.

Mike:

We should all just play battlefield and and stream it.

D:

I love for field for content not 2042.

Mike:

Yeah. Not that shit start, get that one got horrible reviews three give me a Korean War War game. No World.

D:

War two no. Vietnam. You can't make it. That's a little sensitive. Loosening a game yeah, yeah, it's true, like in order to be the good guy or the winners, you gotta pick a side, you lose. Yeah, yeah, he went, but did you.

Mike:

Yeah, so it's Korean.

D:

War man. Like it's kind of a push when we got out of it. But at least there's a cool like you get World War two stuff plus jets.

Mike:

It's touchy right.

D:

Korean War. I don't even talk about the Koreans. Yeah, well, I'm, I know but I Just mean what are they gonna do?

Mike:

I don't know, I don't know. That's the thing I don't know. You probably know more than I would.

Ryno:

I took a middle note About the military the day, because I was waiting on this actually have this again and this is going to stand incredibly uneducated. I just don't know. You ever seen hacksaw Ridge?

D:

I've not watched it now.

Ryno:

Okay, so it's about it.

D:

What's bottom? Oh, I know, Desmond Doss yeah so what?

Ryno:

what will they call it? I can't ever say this word. Conscious objector yeah, conscious.

D:

Is that still a thing today? I have no idea. More of a draft era thing that's what I was thinking a conscious is like You're not gonna walk into this office to be like I don't approve of what you do Always felt like it was a draft thing.

Ryno:

I wasn't sure if, like sure, you sure hecklers do that at comedy shows that they do.

D:

I don't agree with what you're saying. Yeah, but you can't get shot for being a douchebag in there when my mind, I guess, complete opposite to me.

Mike:

Take a shot from in a douchebag.

D:

Okay, yeah, but I I'm an unpleasant person.

Ryno:

I don't think that's true. My brain, when I guess a different scope away from like the draft, you know kind of thing that you said a moment ago is like is there a way for someone that wants to serve and Basically treat it like a career but not actually be like combat ready, is there?

D:

a way for them to go and say I want to do this, this and this, and this, this, but I don't want to shoot anybody like it, but the bulk of the United States military outside of I'm gonna say like 12% of the entire US military, is non, non direct combat.

Mike:

I was thinking.

D:

I think that I think that our numbers for the global war on terror is something like 1 to 3% of the veterans Actually saw combat. Really, people like you don't count. Getting mortared on these bases are the size of the cities. You've got 20, 30,000 people living on them or more, and and a mortar lands somewhere on this city and they go. Oh my god, we're in combat, but were you, you know so the bulk of people don't never.

Mike:

I guess I know that I mean makes sense.

D:

The vast majority of people that go to combat Action marks don't actually see any combat.

Ryno:

So when you you quote combat as rifle in hand, direct contact with the enemy.

Mike:

Yeah, ever had a working end of a rifle point at you.

D:

Yeah, have you. Have you? Has somebody tried to kill you?

Mike:

Yeah, not.

D:

Someone like somebody trying to kill somebody.

Mike:

Specifically with someone's goal to kill you. Yeah.

D:

I'm excuse. I think that's the big distinguisher for me and, like I know, for a lot of veterans from my line of work. You know you come home and everybody was a war hero. But there's a bill Burge oak. He's talking about that. He's like, sure, the pilots that go and drop bombs or heroes, but is the guy that points them in the direction right a hero? And, like I, heroes are in the ground. Oh, yeah heroes.

D:

That's fine, and put fuel in some of these trucks or fix a helicopter's tire. You know what I mean.

Mike:

So there's a huge difference and there are a whole polyshore movie about it.

D:

There is a person I know who joined the Army? And was that in the water purification? Oh yes. And when we came, I was in the same unit as Elm on a deployment, and when we came home he was Johnny fucking Rambo, oh no the war stories told people that he was hanging off the bottom of a helicopter shooting machine guns. Just nonsense.

D:

Nobody actually does that no no, there's not a job where they're like hey, we're going to dangle you with two machine guns from this perfectly good helicopter with two machine guns on it there's no need for it. No.

Mike:

Are you sure? Because I was there.

D:

I mean more, I was literally thinking of sports Now you're when you said that, but the more guns you can get, the better. But I feel like that's an unnecessary risk, especially because there's probably a gun on the helicopter.

Mike:

There's two. Yes, you probably don't need to hang out the bottom of it and shoot.

D:

There's two to three on every helicopter you're going to fly on.

Mike:

So that are very powerful.

D:

Well, there are at least a two, a seven, six, two or 50 cow the Marines use the whole powers and presently means back in the early war, the early global war on it. Like Iraq, the Marines would use the cobras, which has that super fast mini gun on it, and they would fly with Huey's and the Huey's had a mini gun on one side and a 50 cal on the other and it would look like they were just pouring lava on people when we would get in firefights at night and those birds would come in.

Mike:

Just because the heat coming off of it is just streams of yeah, like the videos look fake. Yeah, the videos look fake.

D:

Yeah, it looks like they're pouring lava on, have you?

Mike:

ever seen that it's beautiful. They look like it's literally like just yeah, it's like really cool Watching everybody.

Ryno:

It looks like a laser. Yeah, speaking of lights, it was like one of the coolest things I've ever seen is we're talking about American gladiators?

Mike:

No, yes laser was the best.

D:

Laser was amazing. I'm talking about where my or my guys.

Ryno:

I don't know what it's called, but like you'll see videos kind of like you were talking about like a mortar get dropped in the city All of a sudden, someone's like launching missiles or whatever it is and all of a sudden I don't know what it's like an anti-missile thing. It goes, it's just like a laser. What's it do? Can we get that sound? It's like how it sounds like like the iron dome thing. Yeah, what are?

D:

those things. I don't know what the gun is called, but it's a mini gun, yeah, and it operates off radar and it shoots down mortars. Those things are freaking amazing to watch when we would go to the big places, like where the airfields are, when we were moving in and out of the country. You can hear those guns go off and it's just you know, and then you hear a little poof. I like it. Oh, hello, and the first time you hear it like what, the what is going?

Mike:

on. She's protecting this.

D:

It's you just heard a fart and a poof.

Mike:

It's all like automated shooting.

D:

Yeah. Yeah, there's not a dude sitting there with the joystick shooting. Yeah, it's like you know zoom Like even let's talk about the real war.

Mike:

the real war that matters, the war on drugs. That is the one that's the real one that we lost, real. No wait. Congratulations, war on winning the war on drugs.

D:

Well, america's been losing wars a lot over the last 50, 60 years, so why not just another?

Mike:

Yeah, I mean I read that it was talking about, like the reason the quality of THC in America is so good is because the war on drugs, because we stopped getting it from Mexico.

D:

Oh, because we started getting more and we just grow it better here. Never, I mean, that's how we got the best, but this prohibition, oh my God.

Ryno:

So this nerve pain. I'm sorry, I did not mean to scream out loud, no, you're okay, we all thought you did. But like the side of nerve going down, my, like my freaking hip now, like every time I cough through this sickness, it feels like my hamstrings, terry, yeah. So like a shotgun went off and you died from it, it's the worst feeling in the world and also kind of reverberates like up into my tailbone.

Ryno:

I had to be quite so much pain in your life I'm always in pain, like I'm fucking mobility and everything, Mike just you're not a pain.

D:

Don't be a bitch. How easily can you go through a metal detector?

Ryno:

That's not good, listen, I'm not comparing myself to you, mitch Morley flexible over here. I'm just saying I hurt.

Mike:

I hurt flexible.

Ryno:

I had, like I've been thinking of like weird random questions. I apologize if he seems stupid, it's just I want to hear him talk about fire.

Mike:

I don't know why you're looking at me like I'm a judge.

Ryno:

I'm sorry, she put like I don't, like I've never asked a lot of dangerous game, because I'm no.

D:

like. The reason they don't do the question and answer thing at the middle school anymore is because they did a veterans day program. Hey, we're not at a middle school, oh I know. But they asked me something about like, have you ever been in a tank? And I was like no, tankers are a bunch of God. All right, yeah.

Mike:

I'm going to censor that.

Ryno:

So let's go and write down 31. So I don't know how much like film and stuff you watch like nowadays, but like is there like one more movie where you're like they got it right, Like every part of this just feels authentic to the point, like Oppenheimer not seen yet.

D:

I'm not seeing any yet. Barbie really nailed it.

Ryno:

Who's not asking. I think we may even brought this up on the previous episode. I'm not sure, but I had a, an ex, years and years and years ago. They said like I mean, he has, you know, real bad PTSD and things like that. Wait time out.

Mike:

Hold on what, what you didn't ex.

Ryno:

And he was an ex's father. Yeah, I probably should live with that, my bad.

D:

I felt like I learned something. I was like what I need, the soft?

Ryno:

I got out of literally got way too far.

Mike:

I wish people could see me in my clock eyes Like what do you say?

Ryno:

They're handing me more alcohol to get back on track.

D:

Hey, my ex's father.

Ryno:

There we go. I think it was black Hawk down, say. When he watched black Hawk down, like they say, he pretty much went in the basement locked himself.

D:

Yeah, I would not really bothered him. No black Hawk down is Josh Harding lines man.

Mike:

Okay, all right. Yeah, that's not even a good thing. I can't take that serious.

D:

I think this is the second time I've been on the podcast and that movie.

Ryno:

What's funny is that, like Gene Hackman, Does he just likes old Wilson, who doesn't?

Mike:

I can't picture him. I recently watched meet the Fockers or meet the meet the parents and he's hilarious. And meet the parents you just now seen it.

Ryno:

No, I just watched it again Is that shit yeah.

Mike:

Yeah, you never. You can have whatever you like. That's, that's what we're at. I don't even have a witty comeback. This, this podcast, is a mess, honestly.

Ryno:

It sounds like a publicly out of myself a moment ago.

D:

Yeah you did really. I felt like we should hug, yeah, kiss.

Ryno:

I'm afraid you'll call me the word that you called the tankers minute together.

D:

I was just saying it came naturally I am a millennial.

Mike:

I guess they like, look at you, like why teachers were terrified and one kid.

D:

One kid asked me if I killed people. I was like a couple times.

Mike:

Yeah, a little bit.

D:

Yeah, it was my job.

Ryno:

You don't ask that stuff in a middle school Say middle school Q&A.

Mike:

They should not get middle school Q&A especially because, like those kids play a lot of Call of Duty? Yes, they do, and they have questions? Ask the dumbest questions.

Ryno:

You still ain't hit me with the movie. Do you get revives? Oh, he's still not. Gave me a movie. He's gonna give me a movie Blackout Down's really good.

D:

Oh, low in survivor.

Mike:

I'm not cutting that in silence. It was awesome.

D:

And I mean there's not a lot. See, I'm not saying loans for robbery. Loans for robbery is great. It's one of the few I've watched. I watch.

Mike:

America's.

D:

Sniper, but I don't remember enough of it to say whether it was good or not? It's bullshit I've heard. I will say this America's Sniper had the terrain like when they were in the cities in Iraq.

Ryno:

They had the setting and stuff was pretty spot on.

D:

Like they had the visuals very good.

Mike:

Do you feel like if they were really accurate, they'd probably just be?

D:

boring. Yes, right, that's because it's not like extremely boring yeah.

Mike:

It's not like like those, like war movies, like they're like, they're in action all the time. I was like it's a lot more like Lord of the Rings, they're just walking a lot, a lot of walking, a lot of walking. Eating just bread, yeah, just hanging out with a bunch of dudes who stink farting and shit like all the time. It's awful. It's really like being a fraternity, but there's no class, there's none. God's best way.

Ryno:

I've ever heard that.

D:

Chalked up. There's neither class to attend nor class in the people.

Mike:

That's what I mean, that's it's bad.

D:

We are the. You know you have Columbia graduates and high school dropouts, yeah, and no matter like, no matter how sophisticated and well educated you are, you end up coming down to you end up at about 17. No matter how old you are no matter how young you are.

Mike:

you're somewhere between 17 and 18 for a hour or longer, or you're just going to get fucking destroyed Like can't hang, yeah, you can't. Well, if you, if you can't hang, then you just can't hang. You're not going to make it.

D:

You're not going to make it, you get out in four years. Like back in the day you could tell who was going to make it by who smoked cigarettes right after the PT test run.

Ryno:

You run two miles and then you like, you know you're a real man.

D:

That dude's going to have a platoon.

Ryno:

That'll be fun company someday, you know so second question so I know, like with our American military you have like the seals Rangers, things like what's the baddest of the bad in your opinion? Delta, Delta, yeah.

D:

Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

Mike:

Like Chuck Norris, yeah, no.

D:

Charlie Sheen. Yeah, oh no, that was Navy Seals. Wait, which one was Delta Force, charlie you know you were right.

Mike:

I think it's Chuck Norris, yeah.

D:

It was Navy Seals. Yeah, those guys are.

Mike:

I was thinking Charlie Sheen was in hotshots. He was. That's what I was thinking Charlie Sheen hotshots Part two.

D:

Part two. Which one was the one that had the Martin Sheen cameo where he was doing the apocalypse now thing.

Ryno:

So God I love apocalypse.

D:

now Charlie Sheen is coming down the river writing in his diary. And is that?

Mike:

It's the second one because he's Rambo in the second one.

D:

Yeah, yeah, he's right, that's it.

Mike:

Yeah.

D:

So they're both doing the read their letter overlap.

Mike:

Yeah, and they meet.

D:

It's a wonderful moment. That's the most realistic delta is army.

Ryno:

Well, it's not necessarily army, it's just a special pre-match.

Mike:

Like you, can try out for it.

D:

Then you know SEAL. Team Six is obviously bad as fuck. And then SEAL.

Mike:

Team Six.

D:

So yeah, that's more accurate. They got beautiful hair man.

Mike:

They really take care of the. They do One of the things you have to be pretty.

D:

One of the finest mustaches I've ever seen in my life, really.

Ryno:

So what's the difference between Delta and like SEAL Team Six? Seal Team Six does more stuff, that's I don't know, like I'm one's equated to.

D:

things got blurry with the war on terror and everybody started having the same kind of missions. And so back in the day, like kill till basically done like water to land, assault Things like that they used to have it Well and they still have individual missions within their programs, and now especially, you know, but still just as boring as. No their jobs less boring because, they don't really have to go out and do bullshit, Like if they go do something they're doing something.

Ryno:

They're going out to do they get to have fun yeah.

Mike:

I mean that's what it is.

D:

I mean if you're a pitcher and you train your whole life to pitch and you get a chance to go play in the pros. Oh, it's, that's what you want, right.

Ryno:

Like I mean break it down that way.

D:

The minute you get like you train and train to go to war and when they're fine, like hey, go.

Mike:

Yeah, that's fucking awesome. And you can't say you didn't have fun, you'd be lying. Yeah, like it's much more fun than like you're, like what you do day to day now.

D:

Yeah, oh God yes. But like my wife and I were actually talking within the last week about PTSD and I and it's just crazy it comes up but I said the PTSD from the war is hard but I have more happy, fun memories than I have bad, bad memories. Yeah, and just the bad memories are such big moments. Yeah, they do kind of cast a shadow everything, but the bulk of the times I'm remembering my war experiences. It's when we played Candyland out on this OP. You know we had this.

Mike:

Was this a copy of Candyland you found there?

D:

No, we had one I mean it's my sent it to us.

Mike:

What a game to send you.

D:

We probably requested. We were weird. This was the platoon that you can see it, yeah we were the last boys. Tinkerbell was our logo. I call the dudes in the platoon. Had these really girly.

Mike:

When you kill people for a living, you can do whatever you want, yeah that's, and I actually say people are like you're a little white.

D:

Why do you paint your feet, you know? So I'm like, well, I'm killed. Enough people to do where the fuck I want.

Mike:

Yeah, yeah, this point in my life, hold new one for the flagship. That was me.

Ryno:

I've literally said that for him before you want to do it. I've said that for you before. Like someone said, why does this motherfucker always wear yellow crocs? I'm like you go ask him, do whatever, because I'm not dead.

D:

Right. I started wearing crocs. My first deployment, yellow crocs, because they said get some shower shoes that are subdued. I might have already told this story, I don't know. And I was like fuck it, let's get some yellow ones, and I asked Heather some to me and and I've been leave because I'm not dead yeah, and I've been in it's become a symbol, now more. I've, I've. I've been in situations where I should have got dead in these shoes.

D:

Yeah and I'm not, so I figure, why fuck with it? I still, if I wear boots, I wear my socks inside out, and I'll only use yellow liners.

Mike:

If, why do you wear your socks inside?

D:

out. Yeah, because one day I almost got dead and I had my socks inside out and I've worn them. Anytime I wear boots or I'm inside out.

Mike:

Now that's a good reason man Like imagine you get on a good hitting streak yeah so you get the football game the other day You're wearing like your clothes, because it was eighth grade night, so you're like wearing like clothes, clothes, yeah. And everybody was like who the fuck is that?

Ryno:

Yeah, I saw that night. They freaked me out.

Mike:

I was like it's toes like he's in. He's in pants. People get freaked out by pants and shoes and you were so uncomfortable You're like fucking shaking legs.

Ryno:

What is going on with these pants? I can't stand it. So the inverse right, we said basically, you said Delta or still team six outside of the US. What do you consider the?

D:

baddest of the bad. My favorite people are the special boat service from the UK and. Special boat service. Yeah, they're like the Navy, the water SAS.

Mike:

Okay, that's so much cooler name than maybe Cool special boat service it is well.

D:

I mean, it's their seals, basically yeah. And then the Aussie SAS are cool.

Ryno:

I've heard the Aussies are wild one that I always have. That pops up like when I'm like I've watched videos and stuff. The Mossad was a Israeli Mossad usually comes up quite a bit. I don't know, I don't know enough about it.

Mike:

But the all about it, when I know about it, cool comes from a rain, comes from rainbow six. Yeah, that's like, that's all the classes are just like, because very mostly exists, mostly like the Olympics of all of my knowledge of Australia.

D:

New Zealand is sland Bluey and fly the Concord's, that's all I blow you.

Mike:

You was a lot of blue, a lot of bluey, it's got what. Oh, I don't have a kid young enough to watch blue. Oh man, it's easy, you guys have, you guys watch, so did y'all hear about the hitting stuff From blue.

Ryno:

I never knew this was a thing. What so in every single episode of blue there's a hidden wiener dog Inside the episode and it's not just like it, like a leaving moving around, one Like it will be like stitched into the couch or like stitched in. There will be like a pattern on a cabinet door.

D:

But every single episode there's a hit one Is this like an old school Disney wiener, wiener dog.

Mike:

It's an actual box.

D:

Oh, I love the show it's the best.

Ryno:

It's an actual box and but it's, it's hidden in every single episode. Dox and.

Mike:

Dox soon, that's it.

Ryno:

It's legitimately here. Like we watched a couple episodes because my cousins heard her husband toast about it, I was like I'll bullshit. They're like no, seriously watch this.

D:

We sit down and watch the whole episode. Look for the screenshots. That takes the fun out of it.

Mike:

Yeah, it's just, it's cheat. Cc that website, remember that shit. Yeah, she's, he's. He gave genie, damn man. Yeah, that was wild.

D:

I have to tell the saucy story till it, love it. I got love that. We triggered it. I got rocked and was that with the hospitals or cash or whatever? The hospital and this may? I think it was in Afghanistan, but I don't know for sure. And I'm in there in my bed and I'm asleep and I get woken up by like loud people being happy. I'm like this is not the time nor the place.

Mike:

Get out of here.

D:

Don't be happy here and I look over and it's a bunch of Aussies and they've got the not like Little bottles of beer but like the big, tall bottles of beer and they're all just passing around with this dude who's like.

Mike:

Take one down, pass it around probably.

D:

I don't want to exaggerate, but like when you picture a person all banged up like Wrapped in all the bandages and shit, just like his whole right side and his head and everything Up here was wrapped up and he's sitting there just chugging the beers and I'm Shocked and they turn around and it's like a major and a lieutenant colonel.

D:

These are super high ranking nice officers and a private and a corporal. So like this is the full gambit of ranks. Just get sitting there, toss and back tons of beer, and I've never hated being an American More in my hair. No, I think you see that the person that came from my unit to visit me was like okay, you're okay, here's some scrubs. And they gave me some Scrubs to wear and a Jimmy. I don't know what they're. We call them Jimmy Dean's meals.

Mike:

Do people. Why do you want Australia?

D:

No, Australia just does whatever us in Britain do. Oh.

Mike:

Yeah, I mean World War II was not great for them.

D:

Well, sure, but I mean, I started never personally got, took it did.

Mike:

I mean, it's a long way there from, yeah, from anywhere. Right, that's the thing. It's because it the lockup say it doesn't exist.

Ryno:

I have no desire to go there none Middle Earth is down there.

D:

Well, there's that.

Mike:

Kangaroos, bro, I'm scared of Kangaroos.

D:

They are jacked as fuck.

Ryno:

I'm sure they're jacked a bit like I don't do snakes and I don't do spiders and like go there that's what I'm literally saying like the top percentage of everything and those two species that can kill you are in Australia.

Mike:

I don't mind snakes and spiders, but Kangaroos are different than anything else. Well, they come up into your house and fuck you up. Yeah yeah, they're different than anything else. Like you've snakes and spiders look like snakes and spiders, but Kangaroos don't look like fucking anything.

D:

They look like, they look like.

Mike:

They look like people, dogs that can fuck you up you know, the pro wrestling drop kick was created because a the dude who created it. I wish I could think of his name and be a cool flex, but I can't. The guy who created it Called it the Kangaroo kick and it was the first drop kick because he, because he visited Australia and came back.

D:

Was it a forward?

Ryno:

It was a forward.

D:

Yeah, that was the front one. Mjf does it flying kick.

Mike:

MJF does it the Kangaroo kick. Yeah, that was the first ever like real drop kick. And then they don't miss.

Ryno:

I'm literally over here like talking about high hate spiders and I hate snakes and key routes down. Also goats that chase you.

D:

Not a big fan.

Ryno:

Oh, you wouldn't hear for that one, I don't think was he now he Goes.

D:

Would love you, man. I had a goat headed.

Ryno:

I had a goat chase me about a half a mile out of Tom Yggs. He got pissed and started making like fucking velocity.

Mike:

I couldn't put your goats, man.

Ryno:

No, no, I would not come within six inches of your goats More or less 60 feet 60 feet I'm, so I've drank a little bit. I'm sorry.

Mike:

It's. My math is larger than six inches.

D:

He's using dude, yeah he's using David inches.

Mike:

Yeah, six inches is like 15.

Ryno:

But this goat like chased me down three. Coopie was pulled up a big two by four. He's like what is it a rock waller? So I came running out of almost off of Dunham.

Mike:

Fucking.

Ryno:

Coopie was ready to fuck up this rock waller until he saw it was a goat and then runs up on the porch and locks me off the porch, leap the porch and after running a half mile, literally laid there on the porch and shit myself my grandmother cuz I had like no control. I ain't ran that hard in my life. Laying there just numb, my grandmother walks outside and she's like what's, what's this male? I was like so bad.

Ryno:

Goat scared the shit out of you. It chased me, but I was also like 13, I've been chased by a cow.

Mike:

that was that was older than I thought you were gonna be 13.

D:

Yeah, that I would change that story and some more wrestling. I would have changed that.

Mike:

I would have changed that story. Like you've been six, yeah, like no, keep shocking me with 13 was older. That's a lot older than I thought.

D:

Like when was your first kiss?

Mike:

23. What is that? Or is that bad? It was married for a year at 23. God, I hope I kissed.

Ryno:

It's brought things that I can't say on the air. I think we need to go to a break. I need to hash this out real quick. I want more questions. You'll get them after the break. So you're in, you're emutin, so we can't talk about dicks and body hair anymore.

Mike:

Oh.

D:

I have all the things that you mentioned.

Mike:

I only have one of the things you mentioned only one of them in abundance. I have no body hair.

Ryno:

Yeah, it's weird.

Mike:

Yeah, I'm like just on top of my head. That's it. Did you get the penis?

D:

Or you didn't get the body hair. Did you get the?

Mike:

penis. Are you asking me? I don't know, I don't know, do you?

D:

have an excessive amount of penis.

Ryno:

No, we were talking about whether or not Mike said he had both. You said you know, I don't have excessive amount of either of them.

Mike:

I have a very little I have a very little amount of either of them.

D:

That's not fair, no it seems bad Greek tragedy.

Mike:

That's okay, because I can make you laugh, it's true.

Ryno:

It goes a long way. You have to learn that at an early age.

Mike:

Yeah, what can I do?

D:

I think one of us have are compensating for some shit and oh yeah, that's the reason we're sitting here telling jokes to the strangers.

Mike:

That's what we're talking to people we were probably never meet.

Ryno:

Yeah, or at least we think we are people actually don't listen to this. It's funny. I think about what's super funny is.

Mike:

I think about our stats all the time, like I think about, like our downloads, and then I'm like, oh yeah, we got people listening to the show. And then I think maybe it might just be like all my devices and all Ryan's devices, and it's like and nobody, everybody's got auto downloads for five devices at home so maybe nobody listens to the show.

D:

This is just shower conversations pretty much you have it at other people.

Mike:

Funny story my new job that I start, uh, monday, has a paid lunch.

D:

Well, what?

Mike:

is this. That's like I don't know if I have to quit, or like I look with a show.

D:

I think that you should do a short five minute bit podcast clip every day Titled paid lunch yeah, where you're fucking off during lunch.

Mike:

Probably should we're like I got order food and I just throw it on the ground.

D:

This is my five minutes.

Mike:

This has been paid lunch with heavy D and it goes off.

D:

Do a food review where you don't eat it very expensive yeah. I'd review how the food looks.

Mike:

The brown gravy presentation looks like it might be good if you ate it and then just throw it away.

D:

Just go over and get those wines. I mean, you're kind of already doing it right now.

Ryno:

How many times have you seen him literally take a picture of what looks like a crunch box robos?

Mike:

Yeah, I'm first. You're bitch, You're ridiculous. I fuck you all.

D:

Robos is the best.

Ryno:

It's really good. It is really good, that damn hot dog chili. It's no Joe, oh my god.

Mike:

Man, I'm hungry. I'll get some Robos tomorrow.

D:

Well, some pals hot dogs. What's that barbecue place beside it or near it? Cricket Road.

Ryno:

Shout out the road Barbara's. They want no, no but there's a shares shop next to it.

D:

What's that mean? Oh, marijuana's Yep.

Ryno:

Well, I can't 155.

D:

I'm sorry hold on oh.

Mike:

No, it's good 52 oh wait, I don't have anything else, it's fun.

Ryno:

Oh god, no, kirk and Rhodes, good Um oh.

D:

Need date ideas. I'm not good at this.

Mike:

Oh, how about?

D:

you.

Mike:

Picking. Yeah, yeah, always. I want to go to Virginia. Is that Virginia? No, it's pipe.

D:

Well, I don't want to go.

Mike:

Why don't you want to go by wall?

D:

the wrong way that.

Mike:

I mean it's not hazard.

D:

It's just I don't feel comfortable turning left Go over done?

Mike:

I don't know.

D:

I still have to turn left, no go if you come from Jenkins, you're going right.

Ryno:

Why would I come?

D:

from Jenkins.

Ryno:

I'm just to help you not turn.

Mike:

Oh yes, he has to go left at the junction.

Ryno:

Yeah, you're right. Hmm, there's gotta be some kind of way.

Mike:

No left turns. Oh, go through, dean.

D:

Well, I have to turn left at some go through Dean, get the pie.

Mike:

We'll go through Floyd County Press and spark you. Go right the whole way. Get a fireball.

Ryno:

Have you ever had cheercoes?

D:

Is that the Mexican?

Mike:

is not going to pot. We can't turn. I'm trying to convince him to go to park up.

D:

Is that the?

Ryno:

Italian place across from the movie. Do you know when you were in high school?

D:

Well, no, I've had it since then, but it's the Hatfield McCoy, it's really.

Mike:

Yes, yes, yeah, you know, it's so pretty good.

D:

I just drank a shit ton of wine at lunch one day when I was working for a newspaper. I was going around doing sales and Is that your throat?

Ryno:

What is?

Mike:

awful. Oh man, this fucking I don't know this your throat sounds like the fucking creatures in the descent.

Ryno:

That's like making like the gutter, all awful is this gonna turn into a Halloween?

Mike:

episode. Excise, you exercise you excise is that we can exercise. I guess I don't like exercise I'm lazy, it's pretty late.

Ryno:

You go a quarter of a mile to the road. Get that done. Jesus man that's too much. Yeah, it's twice. Yeah, we'll become public. Get me number one. I.

Mike:

Don't think so. See him. How's the farming? Max interest yeah have you heard the story? Oh, I don't think we can tell this story. Can we not tell the story?

Ryno:

Well.

D:

I don't. I don't think we can tell off line. Let me take that out, yeah.

Ryno:

People in the community they get a little bit fucking, but her I love it when people don't like me, but there's an extra season from Mac Roberts recently. What really yeah.

D:

Yeah, like literally a mile from here was Zach Begans there.

Mike:

No, I don't. I don't know what are you saying from Ghost Adventures oh no this name is Zach Begans Begans. I'm not like big ins.

D:

No Well how about?

Ryno:

said something I'm I like him a lot.

D:

He's just a douchebag. He wears a lot of rings, affliction stuff.

Mike:

I trust those people with my life. That's exactly who you wear lots of rings and affliction shirts. If you're gonna get maybe.

D:

That's how you do it.

Mike:

Maybe sit my children please, yeah.

D:

I trust you get them in the Nickelback.

Mike:

Oh my god yo Nickelback's underrated Whatever they're listen very successful.

Ryno:

They're very successful. So now I'm just really hungry. So I apologize and I'm gonna a little bit of a tangent here, but if you're ever in Asheville, north Carolina, there's this place. It's called Vinnie's. Like the sign doesn't work outside, like if you come upon it now you're like this place is a drug.

Ryno:

Just a mobsters sketchy as shit. They have a spaghetti meatballs on the menu. That is literally called the Sunday gravy. It's about as fucking old-school Italian as it gets. It's the best fucking food. Like wine in it, like Italian sausage meatballs everything in this Sunday gravy like basically how Clemenza makes it on the Godfather beautiful, enjoy your sin meat oh. Oh yeah remember. I will enjoy my sin mate. It's delicious, it is.

D:

Why was really bad it?

Mike:

wouldn't be hard not to eat it.

D:

I agree. It's a challenge man.

Ryno:

It's good, it's nice to test yourself yeah you can go up my up here and get that exercise that I love you too.

Mike:

Yeah, it's rough. You're on one tonight. Let's you just try to get everybody in trouble tonight. Yeah, so Still still have your hillside farm.

D:

We had Eric on last week who talked about his he and I do a lot of the farm stuff together. Yeah, it's going fine. I mean we got a lot of ducks to kill and not a lot of time shout out, peter we're gonna eat them.

Mike:

Is that what Peter's okay with?

D:

I don't think they're okay.

Mike:

I don't think they're okay with you eating all the meat.

Ryno:

I thought you were just a cross room. She's saying no.

D:

I don't think they would like my house in general. I feel like they should let you eat them. Expressive, do you?

Ryno:

want to you toast. Will I go for cowdy deterrence? Yeah, they probably not a big fan of your residence.

D:

I'm probably gonna be on their bad list. I'm just guessing. I mean we, you know we, we do it. It's neat to be able to Provide your own protein. Yeah, it's neat that we can. If I want a chicken soup, I can kill a chicken and make soup.

Mike:

Yeah, I dig that. That's what we kind of talked about with Eric too. It's like I dig that, the like a whole home stating approach.

Ryno:

Yeah, I've been able to of course it's.

Mike:

I know you're not like on that level of being able to homestead, but you can do things like that.

D:

Yeah. I mean we we push ourselves In a lot of ways, like we've got our own water Reserves and stuff, so, like during the flood, we weren't without water. That was nice. Yeah, we harvest rainwater. I mean we do a little bit of stuff, but we're not trying to go hardcore because we live in the 21st century.

Ryno:

Yeah, we live in macroberts.

D:

It's hard to get away with a lot of it. Well, no, I don't give a fuck. What are they gonna do? No, I don't mean that. I'm just saying macroberts, I'm just. I just go up on the hill and take whatever I want.

Mike:

It's nice, but I like your setup there.

D:

No, it's not bad, you know where the farm's behind it. It's, it's all local, it's all close and enough. You know, my goats do their thing.

Ryno:

How does the neighbors feel about it? Was there problems at first, but now they're just like hey, I fuck it. I've never asked, Nothing's ever been said.

D:

Yeah, it's mine.

Mike:

Yeah, I own it.

D:

You could my name See. I'm lucky to have pretty cool neighbors so I never asked because they've let me know how cool they think it is to wake up to roosters crowing. It's pretty neat. You live in the country, you get a country experience. You know we got horses up on the hill name roosters crowing. Let's the neighbors have the horses there. Yeah the goats out running around. We've, we've got a cool country. I know who you're talking about now with uh suburban Convenience.

Mike:

I like the sound of a rooster in the morning. I love it. It's weird, but like I like they wake us up.

D:

They literally I sleep with the laundry room window open, so I can hear like predators are coming and every morning they wake us up.

Ryno:

You know they start crowing about an hour before sunrise and like your neighbor you just talked about with the horses and stuff, like it took me a second to realize exactly what you were saying, but like who you were speaking to, but they're like a fucking national treasure me. Oh, absolutely, because I mean For people that don't live around here. One of the coolest things growing up is, on halloween, going looking for the headless horseman. He had a full blown headless horseman costume. Yeah, the full, get up and would literally go out on this fucking horse and ride up and down through the neighborhood.

D:

And he's really cool about exposing my kids to the horse and letting them interact with the horse and stuff.

Ryno:

You know that's so awesome.

D:

But like we all that, because they're horse people and We've got a little there's a layer of respect We've got an overlapping thing that we all get along very well with. Yeah, I love that.

Ryno:

It would be hard to have neighbors that hate it Roosters that's reason why I was kind of asking, like if you kind of fell into a good area.

D:

I did.

Ryno:

I got very lucky lucky. Considered. You know it's.

D:

McRoberts, it could be, you know the way. I live on is nice cuz. I got One of my closest friends in the world. There's just a couple houses down for me and then between him and I are very good. You know horse people. Well up for me are very you live close to everybody too.

Ryno:

So it's like is the person he's spot is. Speaking of a former guest of the show?

D:

Yeah, Nathaniel's been on before. Yeah, it's nice to have him right there, you know.

Mike:

My sure can walk back.

D:

Well, our kids are close enough in age thing.

Mike:

It's neat.

Ryno:

You know, my kids are getting a thing is one million man he really is we good people the whole, that whole clan.

D:

Yeah, I agree, god, I'm growing up in that whole family. They're phenomenal man, nathaniel's grandmother took me for my driving test. Really, yeah, we, you know, they basically were my second family girl. They're Wonderful, wonderful people. My kids call her ding ding, and Nathaniel's mom. Listen that's their ding ding Karen's my spirit animal.

Ryno:

Yeah, she is.

D:

I don't care to say her name.

Mike:

Yeah, Karen is my spirit ever is magic.

D:

She's something else, for sure the Wilders and I would do and they're Extended group we do what we call shenanigans parties. We'll be, costume parties. I've heard about that you know, every every couple of months we have a costume party and you, if you win the prize, you get to pick the next Theme. And Nathaniel won and he wouldn't pick and wouldn't pick and finally he was just going through his house and found a old 90s looking. I think this was how it went. I'm not sure, but old life jacket was like I like it.

D:

No no no, I picked that theme and he stumbled on that. He his theme pick is good will problem. We're doing good will problem next.

Mike:

Oh yeah, you told me about good will problem to fun.

D:

Common good will problem with us.

Mike:

Yeah, we talked about it. I like to do that I don't know.

D:

We do board games, we do murder mysteries. I would love to do that more from a community approach.

Ryno:

Like literally right across road.

Mike:

Yeah, that'd be great like the community's here like to build something out like that.

Ryno:

That'd be cool.

D:

I think it's doing enough there.

Ryno:

No, it's not used for any no communities do those.

D:

So now I think when my kids are growing up, or like hitting the college age, they're gonna respect how cool it is. Oh yeah, the kids. You know the kids come to these parties to and they they either Leave early or go to bed and we get the adult. But my kids are gonna get a grow up having costing parties.

Mike:

You know it's pretty yeah, I mean they love it. They're your kids.

D:

Yeah, they are weird, they're weird.

Mike:

They're weird in a good way.

D:

Yeah, yeah, oh, emma is a dream child, but she's weird as can be. It's awesome, though. Yeah, I'm like they had no Chance.

Mike:

No, they were gonna be weird.

D:

Yeah, they're gonna be weird growing up in the army and then me as their dad.

Ryno:

It was it was bro. You were weird before you went. Oh, I know.

D:

Yeah, army just made me like cocky and weird.

Mike:

Yeah, if you didn't go to the army, your kids were still gonna be weird. Yeah, they were weird.

D:

No, that's the me part, growing up in the army and then, yeah, it's by me.

Mike:

I Don't know if old you would end up having family and kids, though, like old me, was not on that track. No, no, no, especially not like an attractive, successful wife.

D:

Oh no, good Lord. No, I'm bad it out of my league with it. You know, like old me, was on track to live.

Mike:

I mean, we all want to go on a scot.

D:

Yeah, oh yeah every one of us have done way better than None of us are like, dashingly beautiful. Oh, I'm pretty handsome.

Mike:

Well, I've seen me.

D:

I mean I hit it, but you know, no, who wouldn't right? Just well, it's cuz I'm fun, it is it's all about the person you think I'm a giver and I think that my personality let's you know that I would make sure you get what you need. Oh no, it's just cuz I just cuz you kill people. Oh yeah, that does help too.

Mike:

It's pretty. Yeah, yeah, that's a turn on I.

Ryno:

Think it's a pretty good transition in the closet.

Mike:

Great show everybody. Mike is Exactly as expected as always. I hope you had fun. Always had a great time. The pre-show was good. Had a good pre-show During show probably post-show.

Ryno:

Yeah, sure, louis, it's definitely coming.

D:

I look forward to the next post-show situation.

Mike:

I'm gonna edit the podcast and everybody else is gonna celebrate.

Ryno:

Speaking of celebrations, this is a ill-informed celebration, so you know we always go through like the closure and I wrap up everything and can I go through the spiel? Unfortunately, sadly, this week we have progressed into creating a Facebook page. We gave up. You guys were there.

Mike:

Well, I have a Facebook page, so Facebook reels are the reason, kind of.

D:

Yeah, it's like well, kind of just need to put a face on all my favorite Instagram made it easy.

Mike:

You just, you just link it over to. So shout out Instagram. Find us on Instagram and and the.

D:

Facebook. Oh, rosh Hashanah was Friday, so I want to say happy new year to all of the Hebrew Me's involved in this podcast. Yeah, I feel like there's probably not a lot of it.

Mike:

Can I be honest with you? Yeah, I feel like maybe that's not our demographic.

D:

I feel like probably not, but happy new year if you're Jewish and listening, and if you're not Jewish, still it's happy new year.

Mike:

Happy new year oh.

Ryno:

God, I don't know what we're going for.

Mike:

Just you know, shout out to all the patrons and everything. Had a cool interview with Willie. Stop by and Hope that's gonna be on a future episode.

Ryno:

Absolutely.

Mike:

He stopped by for a little while he was in town.

Ryno:

We've definitely got some family on things like that coming through to that Attack here in the next couple of episodes. Anybody that's got bad stories, horror stories, good stories we don't like those as much. Fantastic catastrophe please let us know. Definitely would love to read out for you can definitely sensor that. We don't have to obviously have your name, we can use anything, speak your piece.

Ryno:

Yeah, that'd be ideal, obviously still with the tick tock, instagram, everything else we have at unpaid lunch, with the Facebook that you know coming in probably. Keep saying the Facebook, like my grandmother going to the Walmart.

D:

You're saying the Facebook's.

Ryno:

I did say it just a moment ago, it's on there about 10 seconds ago, if you listen back. I did say the face, but yeah but we're definitely going to this morning stuff into the rules but here coming forward, I know it's something we've kind of talked about over the last two episodes, but we're definitely getting wanting to get more into a live video approach Coming up over the next probably weeks, months, that way we can start having more things like that on reels instead of just clips and cuts.

Ryno:

So we're working on process of getting that set up, so stay tuned for that.

Mike:

Mike, you got anything, you get me. You want to say anything, I'm glad you went on the boring shit. Yeah, it was good.

D:

It was good to go out on the Clugs.

Mike:

I hate you. I Don't I love you.

D:

I don't know, I think that really hit on a high point, though. Yeah, talking about the Facebook's, the Facebook's.

Ryno:

At the Walmart's right down the road from the big lots.

Mike:

All right, I remember that nobody stopped me from quitting your job, but you get that off the ground.

Ryno:

I did it that off the ground.

D:

You.